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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 21, 2011, 04:37:08 PM

Title: More news out of Oregon.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 21, 2011, 04:37:08 PM
Last time it was a naked girl inside the warm, bloody abdominal cavity of a freshly-gutted horse. This time:

http://www.kval.com/news/local/Duck-fan-makes-giant-O-out-of-leaves-134188383.html

This, my friends, is a snapshot of the state in which I live.
Title: Re: More news out of Oregon.
Post by: Juana on November 21, 2011, 04:39:11 PM
One giant slow news day?
Title: Re: More news out of Oregon.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 21, 2011, 05:09:34 PM
It's like an Onion article. I kept expecting there to be more to it than a sad, lonely man raking his leaves into the shape of an O, but there really isn't.
Title: Re: More news out of Oregon.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 21, 2011, 05:32:00 PM
Maybe he's like me, and he's just trying to make a target for the asteroid.
Title: Re: More news out of Oregon.
Post by: Suu on November 21, 2011, 05:33:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 21, 2011, 05:32:00 PM
Maybe he's like me, and he's just trying to make a target for the asteroid.

Are there actually leaves to rake in Arizona?
Title: Re: More news out of Oregon.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 21, 2011, 05:55:45 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 21, 2011, 05:33:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 21, 2011, 05:32:00 PM
Maybe he's like me, and he's just trying to make a target for the asteroid.

Are there actually leaves to rake in Arizona?

I use the distended bodies of people whose Rascals ran out of power.

The principle is the same.
Title: Re: More news out of Oregon.
Post by: President Television on November 21, 2011, 06:04:00 PM
Quote"People like it, do it in your yard, in your neighborhood," said Rogers.  "Come on Duck fans, it's "O" time."

:lmnuendo:
Title: Re: More news out of Oregon.
Post by: Triple Zero on November 21, 2011, 06:43:17 PM
WELL, I think it's totally disrespectful to the duck.
Title: Re: More news out of Oregon.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 21, 2011, 07:34:12 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 21, 2011, 06:43:17 PM
WELL, I think it's totally disrespectful to the duck.

:lulz:
Title: Re: More news out of Oregon.
Post by: Murmur on November 22, 2011, 03:25:58 AM
Nigel, are you a PDX spag too?

I grew up in Albany... then moved up.
Title: Re: More news out of Oregon.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 22, 2011, 09:50:55 AM
Born in NPDX.
Title: Re: More news out of Oregon.
Post by: Placid Dingo on November 22, 2011, 10:23:03 AM
Quote"My real big goal is to have a giant one of these built by Autzen Stadium on Pape' Field that's going to be big enough that Google Earth can capture it and you'll see it from satellites," said Rogers, now sweating from rigorous raking.
Title: Re: More news out of Oregon.
Post by: Bruno on November 22, 2011, 12:07:57 PM
Quote from: Placid Dingo on November 22, 2011, 10:23:03 AM
Quote"My real big goal is to have a giant one of these built by Autzen Stadium on Pape' Field that's going to be big enough that Google Earth can capture it and you'll see it from satellites," said Rogers, now sweating from rigorous raking.

I'm pretty sure the one he has is big enough for that. Hell, I've found my car from space using Google Earth.
Title: Re: More news out of Oregon.
Post by: kingyak on November 22, 2011, 05:35:29 PM
It's like a remedial crop circle.
Title: Re: More news out of Oregon.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 23, 2011, 12:17:20 AM
Quote from: kingyak on November 22, 2011, 05:35:29 PM
It's like a remedial crop circle.

:lulz:
Title: Re: More news out of Oregon.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 23, 2011, 12:18:11 AM
Quote from: Murmur on November 22, 2011, 03:25:58 AM
Nigel, are you a PDX spag too?

I grew up in Albany... then moved up.

Yep, and my house is even visible on Google Earth.  :lulz: I'm right by Irving Park.
Title: Re: More news out of Oregon.
Post by: Murmur on November 23, 2011, 04:23:34 AM
I'm in Beaverton, but that could change very shortly...
Title: Re: More news out of Oregon.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 23, 2011, 09:22:33 AM
Quote from: Murmur on November 23, 2011, 04:23:34 AM
I'm in Beaverton, but that could change very shortly...

SWEEEET! Danny is having monthly get-togethers at Roadside Attraction, you should come! Also the third annual Hot Dogs In The Park, in May.
Title: Re: More news out of Oregon.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 23, 2011, 09:23:33 AM
BTW, I have a room for rent if you know anybody. Tree was thinking about moving but decided against it. $500, all-inclusive.