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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: wudgar on November 20, 2011, 01:24:24 AM

Title: UNLIMITED WUDGAR MISOGYNY THREAD
Post by: wudgar on November 20, 2011, 01:24:24 AM
And then slowly, softly the chant began. From the standing room only, to the cheap seats in back, all the way to front row center w/backstage pass...FREEBIRD!
Title: Re: And The Band Played On...
Post by: Phox on November 20, 2011, 05:19:21 AM
Why hello, oh Master of the useless one-liner. No, you aren't at all annoying and predictable, and everything you say is an absolute stitch. Please, continue to be hilarious in my thread. I do so enjoy it when such brilliant contributions are made to my thoughts and rants. If you'd like, I'll go dig up some other threads of mine in which you can feel free to make comments with no depth to them as a way of trotting out teh lulz. Just say the words.
Title: Re: And The Band Played On...
Post by: wudgar on November 21, 2011, 05:30:45 AM
Whatever. If you're done whining play some fuckin' FREEBIRD
Title: Re: And The Band Played On...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 21, 2011, 05:58:21 PM
Quote from: wudgar on November 20, 2011, 01:24:24 AM
And then slowly, softly the chant began. From the standing room only, to the cheap seats in back, all the way to front row center w/backstage pass...FREEBIRD!

:wtf:
Title: Re: And The Band Played On...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 21, 2011, 05:59:05 PM
Quote from: Doktor Murderbitch Deezy Mac C on November 20, 2011, 05:19:21 AM
Why hello, oh Master of the useless one-liner. No, you aren't at all annoying and predictable, and everything you say is an absolute stitch. Please, continue to be hilarious in my thread. I do so enjoy it when such brilliant contributions are made to my thoughts and rants. If you'd like, I'll go dig up some other threads of mine in which you can feel free to make comments with no depth to them as a way of trotting out teh lulz. Just say the words.

STOP BEING MEAN TO THE PINEALIST.

I WILL ATTEMPT TO COMMUNICATE WITH HIM.  WAIT ONE...
Title: Re: And The Band Played On...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 21, 2011, 05:59:33 PM
Quote from: wudgar on November 21, 2011, 05:30:45 AM
Whatever. If you're done whining play some fuckin' FREEBIRD

23LOLFNORDCHECKINGMYPINEALGLANDFNORD!!!111@
Title: Re: And The Band Played On...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 21, 2011, 06:29:05 PM
Dear Wudgar,

Come dance with my sock drawer and together we shall purple the calculator potato. 5 tons of flax fnord 23skidoo.

Look how original we are all being, isn't it neat?
Title: Re: And The Band Played On...
Post by: Phox on November 21, 2011, 09:45:56 PM
Quote from: wudgar on November 21, 2011, 05:30:45 AM
Whatever. If you're done whining play some fuckin' FREEBIRD
As a matter of fact, I am not done whining. Though i must compliment you on your completely original and clever comeback. Wow, I would have never thought of syaing the exact same thing again. How DO you come up with this stuff? Is there some sort of guide out there on the internets? Did you make it up all by yourself? You gotta let me in on the secret, man.


FYI. for those wondering, wudgar is an excellent example of "The Band".
Title: Re: And The Band Played On...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 21, 2011, 09:46:50 PM
Quote from: Doktor Murderbitch Deezy Mac C on November 21, 2011, 09:45:56 PM
FYI. for those wondering, wudgar is an excellent example of "The Band".

:lol:

I was thinking the same thing. 
Title: Re: And The Band Played On...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on November 22, 2011, 12:31:19 AM
Hmm. Wudgars an annoying prick noob.

I didnt know such things were possible. Weve never had someone like this before....
Title: Re: And The Band Played On...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 22, 2011, 01:43:21 AM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 22, 2011, 12:31:19 AM
Hmm. Wudgars an annoying prick noob.

I didnt know such things were possible. Weve never had someone like this before....

It's so outlandish!
Title: Re: And The Band Played On...
Post by: wudgar on November 22, 2011, 05:58:30 AM
Quote from: Doktor Murderbitch Deezy Mac C on November 21, 2011, 09:45:56 PM
Quote from: wudgar on November 21, 2011, 05:30:45 AM
Whatever. If you're done whining play some fuckin' FREEBIRD
As a matter of fact, I am not done whining. Though i must compliment you on your completely original and clever comeback. Wow, I would have never thought of syaing the exact same thing again. How DO you come up with this stuff? Is there some sort of guide out there on the internets? Did you make it up all by yourself? You gotta let me in on the secret, man.


FYI. for those wondering, wudgar is an excellent example of "The Band".


Maybe you should ask someone who is in a band about the tradition of yelling freebird when the band is sucking.

Just a thought.

Rant on
Title: Re: The window
Post by: wudgar on November 22, 2011, 06:02:25 AM
Very nice. *golf clap*
Title: Re: And The Band Played On...
Post by: Phox on November 22, 2011, 06:24:57 AM
Quote from: wudgar on November 22, 2011, 05:58:30 AM
Quote from: Doktor Murderbitch Deezy Mac C on November 21, 2011, 09:45:56 PM
Quote from: wudgar on November 21, 2011, 05:30:45 AM
Whatever. If you're done whining play some fuckin' FREEBIRD
As a matter of fact, I am not done whining. Though i must compliment you on your completely original and clever comeback. Wow, I would have never thought of syaing the exact same thing again. How DO you come up with this stuff? Is there some sort of guide out there on the internets? Did you make it up all by yourself? You gotta let me in on the secret, man.


FYI. for those wondering, wudgar is an excellent example of "The Band".


Maybe you should ask someone who is in a band about the tradition of yelling freebird when the band is sucking.

Just a thought.

Rant on
Maybe you should ask someone with a brain about the tradition of critical thinking.

Just a thought.

Fuck off.
Title: Re: And The Band Played On...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on November 22, 2011, 06:27:12 AM
Quote from: wudgar on November 22, 2011, 05:58:30 AM
Quote from: Doktor Murderbitch Deezy Mac C on November 21, 2011, 09:45:56 PM
Quote from: wudgar on November 21, 2011, 05:30:45 AM
Whatever. If you're done whining play some fuckin' FREEBIRD
As a matter of fact, I am not done whining. Though i must compliment you on your completely original and clever comeback. Wow, I would have never thought of syaing the exact same thing again. How DO you come up with this stuff? Is there some sort of guide out there on the internets? Did you make it up all by yourself? You gotta let me in on the secret, man.


FYI. for those wondering, wudgar is an excellent example of "The Band".


Maybe you should ask someone who is in a band about the tradition of yelling freebird when the band is sucking.

Just a thought.

Rant on

Maybe you should ask a toaster about the tradition of popping out tarts.
Title: Re: And The Band Played On...
Post by: wudgar on November 22, 2011, 06:51:00 AM

Maybe you should ask someone with a brain about the tradition of critical thinking.

Just a thought.

Fuck off.
[/quote]

You call that drivel at the top of this thread critical thinking?
Title: Re: And The Band Played On...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 22, 2011, 07:05:02 AM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 22, 2011, 06:27:12 AM
Quote from: wudgar on November 22, 2011, 05:58:30 AM
Quote from: Doktor Murderbitch Deezy Mac C on November 21, 2011, 09:45:56 PM
Quote from: wudgar on November 21, 2011, 05:30:45 AM
Whatever. If you're done whining play some fuckin' FREEBIRD
As a matter of fact, I am not done whining. Though i must compliment you on your completely original and clever comeback. Wow, I would have never thought of syaing the exact same thing again. How DO you come up with this stuff? Is there some sort of guide out there on the internets? Did you make it up all by yourself? You gotta let me in on the secret, man.


FYI. for those wondering, wudgar is an excellent example of "The Band".


Maybe you should ask someone who is in a band about the tradition of yelling freebird when the band is sucking.

Just a thought.

Rant on

Maybe you should ask a toaster about the tradition of popping out tarts.

This.
Title: Re: And The Band Played On...
Post by: Phox on November 22, 2011, 07:10:44 AM
Quote from: wudgar on November 22, 2011, 06:51:00 AM
You call that drivel at the top of this thread critical thinking?
You call anything you've ever said human speech?
Title: Re: And The Band Played On...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 22, 2011, 07:20:27 AM
Quote from: wudgar on November 22, 2011, 06:51:00 AM

Maybe you should ask someone with a brain about the tradition of critical thinking.

Just a thought.

Fuck off.

You call that drivel at the top of this thread critical thinking?

LOLPINEALFNORD!1!!!111ONE
Title: Re: And The Band Played On...
Post by: wudgar on November 22, 2011, 07:23:16 AM
Quote from: Doktor Murderbitch Deezy Mac C on November 22, 2011, 07:10:44 AM
Quote from: wudgar on November 22, 2011, 06:51:00 AM
You call that drivel at the top of this thread critical thinking?
You call anything you've ever said human speech?


Actually, I call this typing.
Title: Re: And The Band Played On...
Post by: Phox on November 22, 2011, 07:29:00 AM
Quote from: wudgar on November 22, 2011, 07:23:16 AM
Quote from: Doktor Murderbitch Deezy Mac C on November 22, 2011, 07:10:44 AM
Quote from: wudgar on November 22, 2011, 06:51:00 AM
You call that drivel at the top of this thread critical thinking?
You call anything you've ever said human speech?


Actually, I call this typing.
:boring:

if you're gonna play semantic games, please to be actually using the words that were actually used.
Title: Re: And The Band Played On...
Post by: wudgar on November 22, 2011, 07:44:02 AM
Quote from: Doktor Murderbitch Deezy Mac C on November 22, 2011, 07:29:00 AM
Quote from: wudgar on November 22, 2011, 07:23:16 AM
Quote from: Doktor Murderbitch Deezy Mac C on November 22, 2011, 07:10:44 AM
Quote from: wudgar on November 22, 2011, 06:51:00 AM
You call that drivel at the top of this thread critical thinking?
You call anything you've ever said human speech?


Actually, I call this typing.
:boring:

if you're gonna play semantic games, please to be actually using the words that were actually used.

OK,  I have never claimed to use human speech. It just never came up.

By the way, is your emoticon jerking off?
Title: Re: And The Band Played On...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 22, 2011, 07:50:09 AM
Quote from: wudgar on November 22, 2011, 07:44:02 AM
Quote from: Doktor Murderbitch Deezy Mac C on November 22, 2011, 07:29:00 AM
Quote from: wudgar on November 22, 2011, 07:23:16 AM
Quote from: Doktor Murderbitch Deezy Mac C on November 22, 2011, 07:10:44 AM
Quote from: wudgar on November 22, 2011, 06:51:00 AM
You call that drivel at the top of this thread critical thinking?
You call anything you've ever said human speech?


Actually, I call this typing.
:boring:

if you're gonna play semantic games, please to be actually using the words that were actually used.

OK,  I have never claimed to use human speech. It just never came up.

By the way, is your emoticon jerking off?

No, u.
Title: Re: And The Band Played On...
Post by: Phox on November 22, 2011, 07:50:53 AM
Quote from: wudgar on November 22, 2011, 07:44:02 AM
Quote from: Doktor Murderbitch Deezy Mac C on November 22, 2011, 07:29:00 AM
Quote from: wudgar on November 22, 2011, 07:23:16 AM
Quote from: Doktor Murderbitch Deezy Mac C on November 22, 2011, 07:10:44 AM
Quote from: wudgar on November 22, 2011, 06:51:00 AM
You call that drivel at the top of this thread critical thinking?
You call anything you've ever said human speech?


Actually, I call this typing.
:boring:

if you're gonna play semantic games, please to be actually using the words that were actually used.

OK,  I have never claimed to use human speech. It just never came up.

By the way, is your emoticon jerking off?
:penis:
Title: Re: And The Band Played On...
Post by: wudgar on November 22, 2011, 07:57:22 AM
eloquent as always
Title: Re: And The Band Played On...
Post by: Phox on November 22, 2011, 08:00:31 AM
Quote from: wudgar on November 22, 2011, 07:57:22 AM
eloquent as always
:love:
Title: Re: And The Band Played On...
Post by: wudgar on November 22, 2011, 08:05:45 AM
Sadly, I haven't found a huge, gaping vagina emoticon so that I can play too.
Title: Re: And The Band Played On...
Post by: Salty on November 22, 2011, 08:09:39 AM
You could always post a picture of your face.



Alty,
OH SNAP.
Title: Re: And The Band Played On...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 22, 2011, 08:09:51 AM
Quote from: wudgar on November 22, 2011, 08:05:45 AM
Sadly, I haven't found a huge, gaping vagina emoticon so that I can play too.

So that you can express the sandy vagina you are?
Title: Re: And The Band Played On...
Post by: Phox on November 22, 2011, 08:14:28 AM
Quote from: wudgar on November 22, 2011, 08:05:45 AM
Sadly, I haven't found a huge, gaping vagina emoticon so that I can play too.
:tyra:
Title: Re: And The Band Played On...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 22, 2011, 08:16:59 AM
Quote from: Doktor Murderbitch Deezy Mac C on November 22, 2011, 08:14:28 AM
Quote from: wudgar on November 22, 2011, 08:05:45 AM
Sadly, I haven't found a huge, gaping vagina emoticon so that I can play too.
:tyra:

That doesn't work for him because he means a powerless woman who has no influence over her life.

Misogynists are like that.
Title: Re: And The Band Played On...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 22, 2011, 08:19:12 AM
This would probably work much better for him:

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3366/3580851208_fc32ddfbd5.jpg)
Title: Re: And The Band Played On...
Post by: wudgar on November 22, 2011, 08:21:42 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 22, 2011, 08:16:59 AM
Quote from: Doktor Murderbitch Deezy Mac C on November 22, 2011, 08:14:28 AM
Quote from: wudgar on November 22, 2011, 08:05:45 AM
Sadly, I haven't found a huge, gaping vagina emoticon so that I can play too.
:tyra:

That doesn't work for him because he means a powerless woman who has no influence over her life.

Misogynists are like that.


That's unfair, I get along with most women and was only poking fun at this one until the ball punch video
Title: Re: And The Band Played On...
Post by: Phox on November 22, 2011, 08:25:39 AM
Quote from: wudgar on November 22, 2011, 08:21:42 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 22, 2011, 08:16:59 AM
Quote from: Doktor Murderbitch Deezy Mac C on November 22, 2011, 08:14:28 AM
Quote from: wudgar on November 22, 2011, 08:05:45 AM
Sadly, I haven't found a huge, gaping vagina emoticon so that I can play too.
:tyra:

That doesn't work for him because he means a powerless woman who has no influence over her life.

Misogynists are like that.


That's unfair, I get along with most women and was only poking fun at this one until the ball punch video
:cuntpunch:
Title: Re: And The Band Played On...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 22, 2011, 08:34:17 AM
Quote from: wudgar on November 22, 2011, 08:21:42 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 22, 2011, 08:16:59 AM
Quote from: Doktor Murderbitch Deezy Mac C on November 22, 2011, 08:14:28 AM
Quote from: wudgar on November 22, 2011, 08:05:45 AM
Sadly, I haven't found a huge, gaping vagina emoticon so that I can play too.
:tyra:

That doesn't work for him because he means a powerless woman who has no influence over her life.

Misogynists are like that.


That's unfair, I get along with most women and was only poking fun at this one until the ball punch video

OHHH SO NOTS FAIR

BECAUSE TGHERE ARE ONLY MENS ON THE INTERNET IT'S COOL TO SAY MISOGYNISTOC SHIT

OH WAIT YOU HAS TITS I TAKE ITS ALL BAK


:crybaby:
Title: Re: And The Band Played On...
Post by: Phox on November 22, 2011, 08:40:52 AM
Come come, Nigel. Just because he has made a cardinal error is no reason at all to mock him Nigel. We are, after all, the classy ladies of PD. Let us show a modicum of suave in dealing with such unfortunate commentary, shall we?
Title: Re: And The Band Played On...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 22, 2011, 08:41:38 AM
Listen, cockfeltcher. You may have stumbled on one of the only trolldens on the web that is predominantly populated with pretty girls who will be delighted to hurt the shit out of your delicate precious feelings. Regardless, we expect better intellectual machinations from our victims than pathetic regurgitations from juvenile potatoes who just discovered the PD for the first time. Either get on your hind legs and try to engage us with your intellect, or be prepared to be mocked.
Title: Re: And The Band Played On...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 22, 2011, 08:43:13 AM
Quote from: Doktor Murderbitch Deezy Mac C on November 22, 2011, 08:40:52 AM
Come come, Nigel. Just because he has made a cardinal error is no reason at all to mock him Nigel. We are, after all, the classy ladies of PD. Let us show a modicum of suave in dealing with such unfortunate commentary, shall we?


Fuck that shit. We're pretty, pretty princesses and we don't have to tolerate this shit. Not even TGRR, the prettiest princess of all.
Title: Re: And The Band Played On...
Post by: Phox on November 22, 2011, 08:48:15 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 22, 2011, 08:41:38 AM
Listen, cockfeltcher. You may have stumbled on one of the only trolldens on the web that is predominantly populated with pretty girls who will be delighted to hurt the shit out of your delicate precious feelings. Regardless, we expect better intellectual machinations from our victims than pathetic regurgitations from juvenile potatoes who just discovered the PD for the first time. Either get on your hind legs and try to engage us with your intellect, or be prepared to be mocked.
I think that it's a bit too late for this one. But that's okay with me.  :lulz:

Quote from: Nigel on November 22, 2011, 08:43:13 AM
Quote from: Doktor Murderbitch Deezy Mac C on November 22, 2011, 08:40:52 AM
Come come, Nigel. Just because he has made a cardinal error is no reason at all to mock him Nigel. We are, after all, the classy ladies of PD. Let us show a modicum of suave in dealing with such unfortunate commentary, shall we?


Fuck that shit. We're pretty, pretty princesses and we don't have to tolerate this shit. Not even TGRR, the prettiest princess of all.
Touche, Nigel.

HEY WUDGAR. YOU GETS THIS FROM NOWS ON.  :buttsecks:
Title: Re: And The Band Played On...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 22, 2011, 09:08:05 AM
I try to be gentle with the last remnant who doesn't yet know that the eleet webs have been taken over by women. It can be quite a shock. Usually they try to retreat to a website they think they can predict, and are badly set back.
Title: Re: And The Band Played On...
Post by: wudgar on November 22, 2011, 09:14:07 AM
Right, now about that FREEBIRD
Title: Re: And The Band Played On...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on November 22, 2011, 10:19:54 AM
Quote from: wudgar on November 22, 2011, 09:14:07 AM
Right, now about that FREEBIRD

This cost you nothing.

(http://www.silberstudios.tv/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/johnny-cash-finger.jpg)


Guys, it's Poptard, or at least a generic brand knock-off.
Title: Re: And The Band Played On...
Post by: Luna on November 22, 2011, 12:13:35 PM
Let 'em play, Twid.

It's likely the only way twudgar gets any attention from females.

What he doesn't realize is that it's not just Phox and Nigel who now view him as something to be scraped off the bottom of a shoe.  Likely, it's also any PDers anywhere near him...

Which means he gets to miss out on the REALLY cool shit.
Title: Re: And The Band Played On...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on November 22, 2011, 12:37:56 PM
Quote from: Luna on November 22, 2011, 12:13:35 PM
Let 'em play, Twid.

It's likely the only way twudgar gets any attention from females.

What he doesn't realize is that it's not just Phox and Nigel who now view him as something to be scraped off the bottom of a shoe.  Likely, it's also any PDers anywhere near him...

Which means he gets to miss out on the REALLY cool shit.

Heh, fair enough.
Title: Re: And The Band Played On...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 22, 2011, 01:40:00 PM
Quote from: wudgar on November 22, 2011, 06:51:00 AM
You call that drivel at the top of this thread critical thinking?

Either this cunt is a poptard, or he's so close as to be utterly indistinguishable from one.

Either way, there's no point in talking to him.

Phox, do you want a thread split?
Title: Re: And The Band Played On...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 22, 2011, 01:41:26 PM
Quote from: wudgar on November 22, 2011, 08:21:42 AM
That's unfair, I get along with most women

I seriously doubt that.
Title: Re: And The Band Played On...
Post by: Phox on November 22, 2011, 03:38:42 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 22, 2011, 01:40:00 PM
Quote from: wudgar on November 22, 2011, 06:51:00 AM
You call that drivel at the top of this thread critical thinking?

Either this cunt is a poptard, or he's so close as to be utterly indistinguishable from one.

Either way, there's no point in talking to him.

Phox, do you want a thread split?
Yeah, I'd appreciate a split, Roger.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED WUDGAR MISOGYNY THREAD
Post by: Phox on November 22, 2011, 04:07:57 PM
Thank you, Roger.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED WUDGAR MISOGYNY THREAD
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 22, 2011, 04:08:45 PM
Quote from: Doktor Murderbitch Deezy Mac C on November 22, 2011, 04:07:57 PM
Thank you, Roger.

My pleasure, ma'am.

It's just another day at work for the maintenance man.
Title: Re: And The Band Played On...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 22, 2011, 06:19:33 PM
Quote from: wudgar on November 22, 2011, 09:14:07 AM
Right, now about that FREEBIRD

Yeah, you fucked up and now it's too late. Enjoy never being let in on any fun forever.
Title: Re: And The Band Played On...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 22, 2011, 06:34:27 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 22, 2011, 06:19:33 PM
Quote from: wudgar on November 22, 2011, 09:14:07 AM
Right, now about that FREEBIRD

Yeah, you fucked up and now it's too late. Enjoy never being let in on any fun forever.

He was never here for that, Nigel.
Title: Re: And The Band Played On...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 22, 2011, 07:39:38 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 22, 2011, 06:34:27 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 22, 2011, 06:19:33 PM
Quote from: wudgar on November 22, 2011, 09:14:07 AM
Right, now about that FREEBIRD

Yeah, you fucked up and now it's too late. Enjoy never being let in on any fun forever.

He was never here for that, Nigel.

True. True.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED WUDGAR MISOGYNY THREAD
Post by: rong on November 22, 2011, 09:37:52 PM
i liked this thread so much that i wanted to post in it.

here is a picture of an owl wearing a top hat:
(http://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/wtf-photos-videos-a-gentleowl-and-a-scholar.jpg)