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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Andjew on November 25, 2011, 07:55:41 AM

Title: Doktor Howl brought me here.
Post by: Andjew on November 25, 2011, 07:55:41 AM
Consider me the fruit of his labor, the peas to his pot, the sperm to his excruciatingly profound wiener. 
Or something.
He brought me into this world on a cold, hard, Thursday night, and I undoubtedly knew that this man who is more than twice my age is surely my true and only father.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl brought me here.
Post by: Freeky on November 25, 2011, 08:02:13 AM
I am torn.

I wish to call "troll," and also I wish to ask "OHAI IS IT YUO?"

Or maybe both. :lulz:
Title: Re: Doktor Howl brought me here.
Post by: Phox on November 25, 2011, 08:05:22 AM
Well, allow me, then.

Who the hell are you and why should I care? Dok Howl as QUITE the fan club with creepy stalkery types, so no offense, but uh... spill it, bub.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl brought me here.
Post by: Cain on November 25, 2011, 08:21:35 AM
How're the marines treating ya?
Title: Re: Doktor Howl brought me here.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 25, 2011, 08:39:03 AM
Hey there, kid.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl brought me here.
Post by: Pæs on November 25, 2011, 01:01:41 PM
SOMEBODY WITH A BIZARRE FASCINATION WITH DOKTOR HOWL WHO IS HERE PURELY TO POST ABOUT HOWL'S WIENER?

I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT IN MY LIFE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niKkURpdzIQ&t=1m)
Title: Re: Doktor Howl brought me here.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on November 25, 2011, 04:05:21 PM
Dok spooges Marines? Even I'm impressed.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Doktor Howl brought me here.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 25, 2011, 05:09:02 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on November 25, 2011, 04:05:21 PM
Dok spooges Marines? Even I'm impressed.  :lulz:

I in fact do.  !st productive spooge is in basic training as we speak.

This guy, though, I think is from Fizzy Grizzly.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl brought me here.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on November 25, 2011, 05:26:02 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 25, 2011, 05:09:02 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on November 25, 2011, 04:05:21 PM
Dok spooges Marines? Even I'm impressed.  :lulz:

I in fact do.  !st productive spooge is in basic training as we speak.

This guy, though, I think is from Fizzy Grizzly.

Re: 1st part: He'll ace it.
Re: 2nd part: Yeah, something obviously inauthentic there. Like a "Panatronic".  :lulz:
Title: Re: Doktor Howl brought me here.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 25, 2011, 05:28:27 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on November 25, 2011, 05:26:02 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 25, 2011, 05:09:02 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on November 25, 2011, 04:05:21 PM
Dok spooges Marines? Even I'm impressed.  :lulz:

I in fact do.  !st productive spooge is in basic training as we speak.

This guy, though, I think is from Fizzy Grizzly.

Re: 1st part: He'll ace it.
Re: 2nd part: Yeah, something obviously inauthentic there. Like a "Panatronic".  :lulz:

I was over there bitching about something or other, and one of the admins mentioned my age.  One user SPAZZED THE FUCK OUT, like I was creeping or something.  This is the same person, hence the age comment.

Funny thing is, the only weirdness going on was Bee-whomever screeching about how old I am.  Everyone else was trying to talk about the subject at hand.

Bear in mind that FG ain't Gaia online, or anything.  It's just a board about video games.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl brought me here.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 25, 2011, 05:39:58 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 25, 2011, 05:28:27 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on November 25, 2011, 05:26:02 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 25, 2011, 05:09:02 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on November 25, 2011, 04:05:21 PM
Dok spooges Marines? Even I'm impressed.  :lulz:

I in fact do.  !st productive spooge is in basic training as we speak.

This guy, though, I think is from Fizzy Grizzly.

Re: 1st part: He'll ace it.
Re: 2nd part: Yeah, something obviously inauthentic there. Like a "Panatronic".  :lulz:

I was over there bitching about something or other, and one of the admins mentioned my age.  One user SPAZZED THE FUCK OUT, like I was creeping or something.  This is the same person, hence the age comment.

Funny thing is, the only weirdness going on was Bee-whomever screeching about how old I am.  Everyone else was trying to talk about the subject at hand.

Bear in mind that FG ain't Gaia online, or anything.  It's just a board about video games.

BUT DOK, EVERYONE KNOWS OLD PEOPLE DON'T PLAY VIDEO GAMES!

Or even play at all, really. We just sit in our easy chairs drooling.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl brought me here.
Post by: Freeky on November 25, 2011, 05:49:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 25, 2011, 05:28:27 PM
I was over there bitching about something or other, and one of the admins mentioned my age.  One user SPAZZED THE FUCK OUT, like I was creeping or something.  This is the same person, hence the age comment.

Funny thing is, the only weirdness going on was Bee-whomever screeching about how old I am.  Everyone else was trying to talk about the subject at hand.

Bear in mind that FG ain't Gaia online, or anything.  It's just a board about video games.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Doktor Howl brought me here.
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on November 25, 2011, 06:53:44 PM
Is it already that time of year again? Dok, I appreciate you always bringing in the victim for the annual human sacrifice, but really you should let someone else do it occasionally.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl brought me here.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on November 25, 2011, 10:24:20 PM
WHAT WAS THAT? I CAN'T FIND MY READING GLASSES AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO WORK A COMPUTER
                                      /
(http://www.inspirationline.com/images/old_lady.jpg)
Title: Re: Doktor Howl brought me here.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 25, 2011, 10:33:20 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on November 25, 2011, 10:24:20 PM
WHAT WAS THAT? I CAN'T FIND MY READING GLASSES AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO WORK A COMPUTER
                                      /
(http://www.inspirationline.com/images/old_lady.jpg)

:lulz:
Title: Re: Doktor Howl brought me here.
Post by: Juana on November 26, 2011, 03:16:04 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on November 25, 2011, 10:24:20 PM
WHAT WAS THAT? I CAN'T FIND MY READING GLASSES AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO WORK A COMPUTER
                                      /
(http://www.inspirationline.com/images/old_lady.jpg)
:lulz: She looks a liiiittle bit like one of my grandmothers. The one who looses her glasses in the freezer and can't figure out how to get online.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl brought me here.
Post by: Freeky on November 26, 2011, 07:31:58 AM
Damn.  Can't even get any good crazy stalkers, anymore.  They fucking wimp out after the first post!  :(
Title: Re: Doktor Howl brought me here.
Post by: Luna on November 26, 2011, 12:15:41 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 25, 2011, 05:39:58 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 25, 2011, 05:28:27 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on November 25, 2011, 05:26:02 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 25, 2011, 05:09:02 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on November 25, 2011, 04:05:21 PM
Dok spooges Marines? Even I'm impressed.  :lulz:

I in fact do.  !st productive spooge is in basic training as we speak.

This guy, though, I think is from Fizzy Grizzly.

Re: 1st part: He'll ace it.
Re: 2nd part: Yeah, something obviously inauthentic there. Like a "Panatronic".  :lulz:

I was over there bitching about something or other, and one of the admins mentioned my age.  One user SPAZZED THE FUCK OUT, like I was creeping or something.  This is the same person, hence the age comment.

Funny thing is, the only weirdness going on was Bee-whomever screeching about how old I am.  Everyone else was trying to talk about the subject at hand.

Bear in mind that FG ain't Gaia online, or anything.  It's just a board about video games.

BUT DOK, EVERYONE KNOWS OLD PEOPLE DON'T PLAY VIDEO GAMES!

Or even play at all, really. We just sit in our easy chairs drooling.

Wait, then I DIDN'T spend all day yesterday playing the beta of Star Wars: The Old Republic?  WTF did I DO all day, and did it involve lightsabers?
Title: Re: Doktor Howl brought me here.
Post by: Triple Zero on November 26, 2011, 01:36:18 PM
Since when did you get old? :)
Title: Re: Doktor Howl brought me here.
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on November 26, 2011, 02:12:55 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 26, 2011, 01:36:18 PM
Since when did you get old? :)

For me, it was one too many sleepless nights and BAM! all of a sudden I'm fending off lawn hooligans and unsure if I shit my pants or not.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl brought me here.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 26, 2011, 06:33:44 PM
Quote from: Net on November 26, 2011, 02:12:55 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 26, 2011, 01:36:18 PM
Since when did you get old? :)

For me, it was one too many sleepless nights and BAM! all of a sudden I'm fending off lawn hooligans and unsure if I shit my pants or not.

For me it was the day my daughter started stealing my pants. BAM, just like that I got bifocals and lost my teeth, my memory, and my ability to operate a Wii.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl brought me here.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on November 26, 2011, 07:19:56 PM
It's worse when they steal your bras. Not because you feel old, but because you never can find a clean bra when you need it.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl brought me here.
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on November 26, 2011, 08:13:50 PM
Oh the bra thing drives my every nerve.  :argh!:
Title: Re: Doktor Howl brought me here.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 26, 2011, 08:16:10 PM
Luckily she's not busty enough yet to take mine.

If she gets her boobs from her dad's side of the family, she never will be, either, ha!
Title: Re: Doktor Howl brought me here.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on November 26, 2011, 10:43:38 PM
Nigel: plans WAAAAAY ahead.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Doktor Howl brought me here.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 26, 2011, 10:56:45 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on November 26, 2011, 10:43:38 PM
Nigel: plans WAAAAAY ahead.  :lulz:

:lulz:
Title: Re: Doktor Howl brought me here.
Post by: Luna on December 01, 2011, 12:59:53 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 26, 2011, 01:36:18 PM
Since when did you get old? :)

How'd I miss this?  :kiss:  Thank you, Trip.