Consider me the fruit of his labor, the peas to his pot, the sperm to his excruciatingly profound wiener.
Or something.
He brought me into this world on a cold, hard, Thursday night, and I undoubtedly knew that this man who is more than twice my age is surely my true and only father.
I am torn.
I wish to call "troll," and also I wish to ask "OHAI IS IT YUO?"
Or maybe both. :lulz:
Well, allow me, then.
Who the hell are you and why should I care? Dok Howl as QUITE the fan club with creepy stalkery types, so no offense, but uh... spill it, bub.
How're the marines treating ya?
Hey there, kid.
SOMEBODY WITH A BIZARRE FASCINATION WITH DOKTOR HOWL WHO IS HERE PURELY TO POST ABOUT HOWL'S WIENER?
I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT IN MY LIFE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niKkURpdzIQ&t=1m)
Dok spooges Marines? Even I'm impressed. :lulz:
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on November 25, 2011, 04:05:21 PM
Dok spooges Marines? Even I'm impressed. :lulz:
I in fact do. !st productive spooge is in basic training as we speak.
This guy, though, I think is from Fizzy Grizzly.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 25, 2011, 05:09:02 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on November 25, 2011, 04:05:21 PM
Dok spooges Marines? Even I'm impressed. :lulz:
I in fact do. !st productive spooge is in basic training as we speak.
This guy, though, I think is from Fizzy Grizzly.
Re: 1st part: He'll ace it.
Re: 2nd part: Yeah, something obviously inauthentic there. Like a "Panatronic". :lulz:
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on November 25, 2011, 05:26:02 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 25, 2011, 05:09:02 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on November 25, 2011, 04:05:21 PM
Dok spooges Marines? Even I'm impressed. :lulz:
I in fact do. !st productive spooge is in basic training as we speak.
This guy, though, I think is from Fizzy Grizzly.
Re: 1st part: He'll ace it.
Re: 2nd part: Yeah, something obviously inauthentic there. Like a "Panatronic". :lulz:
I was over there bitching about something or other, and one of the admins mentioned my age. One user SPAZZED THE FUCK OUT, like I was creeping or something. This is the same person, hence the age comment.
Funny thing is, the only weirdness going on was Bee-whomever screeching about how old I am. Everyone else was trying to talk about the subject at hand.
Bear in mind that FG ain't Gaia online, or anything. It's just a board about video games.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 25, 2011, 05:28:27 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on November 25, 2011, 05:26:02 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 25, 2011, 05:09:02 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on November 25, 2011, 04:05:21 PM
Dok spooges Marines? Even I'm impressed. :lulz:
I in fact do. !st productive spooge is in basic training as we speak.
This guy, though, I think is from Fizzy Grizzly.
Re: 1st part: He'll ace it.
Re: 2nd part: Yeah, something obviously inauthentic there. Like a "Panatronic". :lulz:
I was over there bitching about something or other, and one of the admins mentioned my age. One user SPAZZED THE FUCK OUT, like I was creeping or something. This is the same person, hence the age comment.
Funny thing is, the only weirdness going on was Bee-whomever screeching about how old I am. Everyone else was trying to talk about the subject at hand.
Bear in mind that FG ain't Gaia online, or anything. It's just a board about video games.
BUT DOK, EVERYONE KNOWS OLD PEOPLE DON'T PLAY VIDEO GAMES!
Or even play at all, really. We just sit in our easy chairs drooling.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 25, 2011, 05:28:27 PM
I was over there bitching about something or other, and one of the admins mentioned my age. One user SPAZZED THE FUCK OUT, like I was creeping or something. This is the same person, hence the age comment.
Funny thing is, the only weirdness going on was Bee-whomever screeching about how old I am. Everyone else was trying to talk about the subject at hand.
Bear in mind that FG ain't Gaia online, or anything. It's just a board about video games.
:lulz:
Is it already that time of year again? Dok, I appreciate you always bringing in the victim for the annual human sacrifice, but really you should let someone else do it occasionally.
WHAT WAS THAT? I CAN'T FIND MY READING GLASSES AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO WORK A COMPUTER
/
(http://www.inspirationline.com/images/old_lady.jpg)
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on November 25, 2011, 10:24:20 PM
WHAT WAS THAT? I CAN'T FIND MY READING GLASSES AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO WORK A COMPUTER
/
(http://www.inspirationline.com/images/old_lady.jpg)
:lulz:
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on November 25, 2011, 10:24:20 PM
WHAT WAS THAT? I CAN'T FIND MY READING GLASSES AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO WORK A COMPUTER
/
(http://www.inspirationline.com/images/old_lady.jpg)
:lulz: She looks a liiiittle bit like one of my grandmothers. The one who looses her glasses in the freezer and can't figure out how to get online.
Damn. Can't even get any good crazy stalkers, anymore. They fucking wimp out after the first post! :(
Quote from: Nigel on November 25, 2011, 05:39:58 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 25, 2011, 05:28:27 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on November 25, 2011, 05:26:02 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 25, 2011, 05:09:02 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on November 25, 2011, 04:05:21 PM
Dok spooges Marines? Even I'm impressed. :lulz:
I in fact do. !st productive spooge is in basic training as we speak.
This guy, though, I think is from Fizzy Grizzly.
Re: 1st part: He'll ace it.
Re: 2nd part: Yeah, something obviously inauthentic there. Like a "Panatronic". :lulz:
I was over there bitching about something or other, and one of the admins mentioned my age. One user SPAZZED THE FUCK OUT, like I was creeping or something. This is the same person, hence the age comment.
Funny thing is, the only weirdness going on was Bee-whomever screeching about how old I am. Everyone else was trying to talk about the subject at hand.
Bear in mind that FG ain't Gaia online, or anything. It's just a board about video games.
BUT DOK, EVERYONE KNOWS OLD PEOPLE DON'T PLAY VIDEO GAMES!
Or even play at all, really. We just sit in our easy chairs drooling.
Wait, then I DIDN'T spend all day yesterday playing the beta of Star Wars: The Old Republic? WTF did I DO all day, and did it involve lightsabers?
Since when did you get old? :)
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 26, 2011, 01:36:18 PM
Since when did you get old? :)
For me, it was one too many sleepless nights and BAM! all of a sudden I'm fending off lawn hooligans and unsure if I shit my pants or not.
Quote from: Net on November 26, 2011, 02:12:55 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 26, 2011, 01:36:18 PM
Since when did you get old? :)
For me, it was one too many sleepless nights and BAM! all of a sudden I'm fending off lawn hooligans and unsure if I shit my pants or not.
For me it was the day my daughter started stealing my pants. BAM, just like that I got bifocals and lost my teeth, my memory, and my ability to operate a Wii.
It's worse when they steal your bras. Not because you feel old, but because you never can find a clean bra when you need it.
Oh the bra thing drives my every nerve. :argh!:
Luckily she's not busty enough yet to take mine.
If she gets her boobs from her dad's side of the family, she never will be, either, ha!
Nigel: plans WAAAAAY ahead. :lulz:
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 26, 2011, 01:36:18 PM
Since when did you get old? :)
How'd I miss this? :kiss: Thank you, Trip.