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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Enrico Salazar on December 01, 2011, 10:14:14 PM

Title: NO MESSAGE?
Post by: Enrico Salazar on December 01, 2011, 10:14:14 PM
Enrico is gone for months to attend Qadaffi's funeral, and come back to NO MESSAGES?  You do not love your hairy little waterproof pal anymore?  Why this is?

Do not forget, Enrico has complete register of this forum and know where all you live.  Every one of you little maggots.



Cuddles,

Your friend and mine,

Enrico Salazar.
Title: Re: NO MESSAGE?
Post by: Freeky on December 01, 2011, 10:16:02 PM
Dear Glorious Faggot,

PD hasn't been the same without you.

Love and destruction,
Freeky.
Title: Re: NO MESSAGE?
Post by: Enrico Salazar on December 01, 2011, 10:18:23 PM
Quote from: Science me, babby on December 01, 2011, 10:16:02 PM
Dear Glorious Faggot,

PD hasn't been the same without you.

Love and destruction,
Freeky.


You will be spare, my little darling smegma.
Title: Re: NO MESSAGE?
Post by: Faust on December 01, 2011, 10:18:38 PM
Did Enrico fill the coffin with cement as requested? Gaddaffi won't stay down otherwise and he deserves a rest.
Title: Re: NO MESSAGE?
Post by: Freeky on December 01, 2011, 10:20:42 PM
Quote from: Enrico Salazar on December 01, 2011, 10:18:23 PM
Quote from: Science me, babby on December 01, 2011, 10:16:02 PM
Dear Glorious Faggot,

PD hasn't been the same without you.

Love and destruction,
Freeky.


You will be spare, my little darling smegma.

:D
Title: Re: NO MESSAGE?
Post by: Enrico Salazar on December 01, 2011, 10:21:29 PM
Quote from: Faust on December 01, 2011, 10:18:38 PM
Did Enrico fill the coffin with cement as requested? Gaddaffi won't stay down otherwise and he deserves a rest.

Fill with cement and Kris Kardashian looky-likey.  Is very tragic.

Enrico really thought it was Kris Kardashian.  The Generalissimo will never forgive her for marry Enrico-looky-likey Robert Kardashian.  Why go for real thing when-- .............irony only hit Enrico fully now.

:sad:

Title: Re: NO MESSAGE?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 01, 2011, 10:23:26 PM
Quote from: Enrico Salazar on December 01, 2011, 10:14:14 PM
Enrico is gone for months to attend Qadaffi's funeral, and come back to NO MESSAGES?  You do not love your hairy little waterproof pal anymore?  Why this is?

Do not forget, Enrico has complete register of this forum and know where all you live.  Every one of you little maggots.



Cuddles,

Your friend and mine,

Enrico Salazar.

We are think Enrico is gone to Glorious Bath House in Sky.

Title: Re: NO MESSAGE?
Post by: Enrico Salazar on December 01, 2011, 10:24:41 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 01, 2011, 10:23:26 PM
Quote from: Enrico Salazar on December 01, 2011, 10:14:14 PM
Enrico is gone for months to attend Qadaffi's funeral, and come back to NO MESSAGES?  You do not love your hairy little waterproof pal anymore?  Why this is?

Do not forget, Enrico has complete register of this forum and know where all you live.  Every one of you little maggots.



Cuddles,

Your friend and mine,

Enrico Salazar.

We are think Enrico is gone to Glorious Bath House in Sky.




Not yet.  Ancient prophecy say not until all Golden Girls are dead.  Enrico has Betty White in cryonic freeze now.
Title: Re: NO MESSAGE?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 01, 2011, 10:30:43 PM
Quote from: Enrico Salazar on December 01, 2011, 10:21:29 PM
Quote from: Faust on December 01, 2011, 10:18:38 PM
Did Enrico fill the coffin with cement as requested? Gaddaffi won't stay down otherwise and he deserves a rest.

Fill with cement and Kris Kardashian looky-likey.  Is very tragic.

Enrico really thought it was Kris Kardashian.  The Generalissimo will never forgive her for marry Enrico-looky-likey Robert Kardashian.  Why go for real thing when-- .............irony only hit Enrico fully now.

:sad:



:lulz:
Title: Re: NO MESSAGE?
Post by: Juana on December 01, 2011, 11:27:18 PM
Quote from: Enrico Salazar on December 01, 2011, 10:24:41 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 01, 2011, 10:23:26 PM
Quote from: Enrico Salazar on December 01, 2011, 10:14:14 PM
Enrico is gone for months to attend Qadaffi's funeral, and come back to NO MESSAGES?  You do not love your hairy little waterproof pal anymore?  Why this is?

Do not forget, Enrico has complete register of this forum and know where all you live.  Every one of you little maggots.



Cuddles,

Your friend and mine,

Enrico Salazar.

We are think Enrico is gone to Glorious Bath House in Sky.




Not yet.  Ancient prophecy say not until all Golden Girls are dead.  Enrico has Betty White in cryonic freeze now.
:lulz:

Welcome back, Glorious Leader.
Title: Re: NO MESSAGE?
Post by: Suu on December 01, 2011, 11:28:27 PM
What are you talking about no messages? You only poked me on Facebook 25 times, Generalissimo, and then offered me a kiss on my birthday. Remember?
Title: Re: NO MESSAGE?
Post by: Enrico Salazar on December 02, 2011, 12:03:59 AM
Quote from: Suu on December 01, 2011, 11:28:27 PM
What are you talking about no messages? You only poked me on Facebook 25 times, Generalissimo, and then offered me a kiss on my birthday. Remember?

:oops:

Next time Enrico will not grease his mustache.
Title: Re: NO MESSAGE?
Post by: Suu on December 02, 2011, 12:18:13 AM
Quote from: Enrico Salazar on December 02, 2011, 12:03:59 AM
Quote from: Suu on December 01, 2011, 11:28:27 PM
What are you talking about no messages? You only poked me on Facebook 25 times, Generalissimo, and then offered me a kiss on my birthday. Remember?

:oops:

Next time Enrico will not grease his mustache.

Seriously. No offense, but it took 3 weeks for my skin to clear. :(
Title: Re: NO MESSAGE?
Post by: LMNO on December 02, 2011, 01:50:38 PM
Praise be to the glorious faggot, risen again in the morning like a pee-filled erection!
Title: Re: NO MESSAGE?
Post by: Telarus on December 02, 2011, 05:16:47 PM
Welcome back, Glorious Faggot. I had heard that you'd been off giving Putin's security forces a scare:

(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/political-pictures-putin-al-gaddafi-homeless-guy.jpg)
Title: Re: NO MESSAGE?
Post by: Jenne on December 02, 2011, 06:22:08 PM
Enrico is returned!

O frabjous day!

Methought you were Qadaffi's double and accidentally got butt-raped by the Libyan mobs.  But then I saw they had the real Qadaffi on ice for a few days before they put him 6' feet under, so I figured you'd just be hiding out till it was safe.
Title: Re: NO MESSAGE?
Post by: Rod Stewart on December 02, 2011, 08:01:57 PM
Mr. Salazar!  You and I should sit down for a drink or twelve. 
Title: Re: NO MESSAGE?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 02, 2011, 08:42:49 PM
I sent you a message scrawled across the forehead of a serbian hooker.

It's hardly my fault you never look them in the face.