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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Pope Lecherous on December 08, 2011, 06:08:32 AM

Title: Happy Afflux
Post by: Pope Lecherous on December 08, 2011, 06:08:32 AM
carry on
Title: Re: Happy Afflux
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 08, 2011, 07:21:28 AM
NO











wut.
Title: Re: Happy Afflux
Post by: Triple Zero on December 08, 2011, 07:27:59 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 08, 2011, 07:21:28 AM
wut.

triplezero@triplezero-netbook:~/documents/discordia$ ddate
Today is Boomtime, the 50th day of The Aftermath in the YOLD 3177
Celebrate Afflux


^^^ thut.

is one of the 23 yearly official discordian holydays. I dunno what it's for though.
Title: Re: Happy Afflux
Post by: Pæs on December 08, 2011, 07:29:30 AM
(http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/2001_Jay_And_Silent_Bob_Strike_Back/Thumb/2001_Jay_And_Silent_Bob_138.jpg)
(http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/2009_Extract/Thumb/009XTT_Ben_Affleck_003.jpg)
(http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/2003_Daredevil/Thumb/003DDL_Ben_Affleck_019.jpg)
(http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/2006_Hollywoodland/Thumb/006HYD_Diane_Lane_015.jpg)
HAPPY AFFLECKS
Title: Re: Happy Afflux
Post by: Triple Zero on December 08, 2011, 07:30:24 AM
Personally I always liked the days of the week in the Discordian Calender best.

TODAY IS BOOMTIME !! :D

and another day is "setting Orange"

IMO the holydays are comparatively boring.
Title: Re: Happy Afflux
Post by: Pope Lecherous on December 08, 2011, 07:47:45 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 08, 2011, 07:30:24 AM
Personally I always liked the days of the week in the Discordian Calender best.

TODAY IS BOOMTIME !! :D

and another day is "setting Orange"

IMO the holydays are comparatively boring.

I like how the names of the days of the week invoke the senses.  I'll definitely be celebrating tonight and straight through the weekend.  Why not?  Cheers.
Title: Re: Happy Afflux
Post by: Cramulus on December 08, 2011, 02:16:23 PM
Happy Afflux!

Aftermath plays a big part in my Discordia. Specifically, the Aftermath of Bureaucracy. That's why Bureauflux and Afflux are my two favorites, conceptually. In practice, my favorite Discordian holyday is MOOSEMAS.
Title: Re: Happy Afflux
Post by: Suu on December 08, 2011, 04:21:36 PM
And it is Moosemas season!
Title: Re: Happy Afflux
Post by: Cramulus on December 08, 2011, 04:25:35 PM
My goal for this year's Moosemas is to not run out of champagne.

In past years, this has been a challenge.

This year I think we're going to DEEP FRY.

I am incredibly curious what a deep-fried waffle would taste like.
Title: Re: Happy Afflux
Post by: Suu on December 08, 2011, 04:26:32 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on December 08, 2011, 04:25:35 PM
My goal for this year's Moosemas is to not run out of champagne.

In past years, this has been a challenge.

This year I think we're going to DEEP FRY.

I am incredibly curious what a deep-fried waffle would taste like.

DELICIOUS.
Title: Re: Happy Afflux
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 08, 2011, 04:38:14 PM
GROSS.
Title: Re: Happy Afflux
Post by: EK WAFFLR on December 08, 2011, 04:40:44 PM
I taste delicious when I'm deep fried.
Title: Re: Happy Afflux
Post by: Luna on December 08, 2011, 04:42:02 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 08, 2011, 04:40:44 PM
I taste delicious when I'm deep fried.

I'll bet!
Title: Re: Happy Afflux
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 08, 2011, 05:48:37 PM
And then Waffle Iron was a Schmoo.   :cry:
Title: Re: Happy Afflux
Post by: Suu on December 08, 2011, 05:56:04 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 08, 2011, 05:48:37 PM
And then Waffle Iron was a Schmoo.   :cry:

:spittake:
Title: Re: Happy Afflux
Post by: EK WAFFLR on December 08, 2011, 06:16:15 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 08, 2011, 05:48:37 PM
And then Waffle Iron was a Schmoo.   :cry:

Schmoo -
1, An insanely cute creature that follows you round and helps you with stuff.


Why thank you!
Title: Re: Happy Afflux
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on December 08, 2011, 08:49:19 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on December 08, 2011, 02:16:23 PM
Happy Afflux!

Aftermath plays a big part in my Discordia. Specifically, the Aftermath of Bureaucracy. That's why Bureauflux and Afflux are my two favorites, conceptually. In practice, my favorite Discordian holyday is MOOSEMAS.

CRAM YOU INSIPID FARTBAG

WHEN THE FUCK IS MOOSEMAS HAPPENING; I NEED TO KNOW WHEN TO DELIVER THE TRADITIONAL FLAMING BAG OF MOOSE SHIT TO YOUR FRONT DOOR


I'm thinking of using a Hefty garbage bag this time, the paper lunch sacks are just not big enough
Title: Re: Happy Afflux
Post by: Cramulus on December 08, 2011, 09:29:34 PM
I think it's going to be on a week day, in the week following X-Mas.



I think my friends just don't "get" the idea of a breakfast party. Every time I explain it, they're like, cool, I'll be there at 10 PM and I'll bring beer. I tell them, "Actually it's a breakfast party..." Then they show up and are like, "Dude, you said there'd be waffles?" Dude, that was 8 hours ago.

Title: Re: Happy Afflux
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on December 08, 2011, 09:33:00 PM
What spags. All the cool kids show up before noon, that's half the fun. Being drunk for a WHOLE DAY is what Moosemas is all about!