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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: AFK on December 08, 2011, 02:17:00 PM

Title: Spitting on Curly's grave
Post by: AFK on December 08, 2011, 02:17:00 PM
http://www.threestooges.com/movie/

I can see wanting to do a bio-pic on the Stooges, but this isn't that. 

It's just a new Three Stooges movie with three D-list actors. 

WTF? 
Title: Re: Spitting on Curly's grave
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 08, 2011, 03:49:59 PM
Well, they've already shit on the Little Rascals and the Beverly Hillbillies.
Next: The Marx Brothers. :horrormirth:
Title: Re: Spitting on Curly's grave
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 08, 2011, 03:53:37 PM
Actually, the Beverly Hillbillies would have been tolerable, except that they ignored the point that GRANNY CAN WHUP ANYBODY'S ASS because they wanted to say "drinking is bad, kids!" and had her kidnapped.

Is this going to be a "poking people in the eyes is bad" Three Stooges?  :x
Title: Re: Spitting on Curly's grave
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on December 08, 2011, 03:54:39 PM
Abbott and Costello will be the ruin of it all.

How can you remake any of their movies without destroying them?

:cry:

Make the sparkle?

:vom:
Title: Re: Spitting on Curly's grave
Post by: Suu on December 08, 2011, 04:01:30 PM
THE FARRELLY BROTHERS?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!


Fuck, that means they're going to be in Rhode Island, making our state look more fucked up than it did in "Me, Myself, and Irene".  :x
Title: Re: Spitting on Curly's grave
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 08, 2011, 04:04:01 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 08, 2011, 04:01:30 PM
THE FARRELLY BROTHERS?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!


Fuck, that means they're going to be in Rhode Island, making our state look more fucked up than it did in "Me, Myself, and Irene".  :x

"There's Something About Larry".
Title: Re: Spitting on Curly's grave
Post by: Suu on December 08, 2011, 04:20:31 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 08, 2011, 04:04:01 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 08, 2011, 04:01:30 PM
THE FARRELLY BROTHERS?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!


Fuck, that means they're going to be in Rhode Island, making our state look more fucked up than it did in "Me, Myself, and Irene".  :x

"There's Something About Larry".

They're going to do something really stupid to the Big Blue Bug, I'm calling it now. This is going to happen.
Title: Re: Spitting on Curly's grave
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 08, 2011, 04:55:24 PM
I call Niagra Falls. It pains me to think of them fucking with it, that's how I know it's coming.
Title: Re: Spitting on Curly's grave
Post by: Mangrove on December 08, 2011, 05:26:15 PM
The cast of Jersey Shore get a cameo. Yay. If you ever needed a reason to emigrate, this is probably it.
Title: Re: Spitting on Curly's grave
Post by: EK WAFFLR on December 08, 2011, 05:27:32 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on December 08, 2011, 05:26:15 PM
The cast of Jersey Shore get a cameo. Yay. If you ever needed a reason to emigrate, this is probably it.

Come to Norway. We have Rakfisk, Gravlaks, Lutefisk, Social Democracy AND 7/11s and McDonalds.
Title: Re: Spitting on Curly's grave
Post by: Suu on December 08, 2011, 05:28:29 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 08, 2011, 05:27:32 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on December 08, 2011, 05:26:15 PM
The cast of Jersey Shore get a cameo. Yay. If you ever needed a reason to emigrate, this is probably it.

Come to Norway. We have Rakfisk, Gravlaks, Lutefisk, Social Democracy AND 7/11s and McDonalds.

But no Jersey Shore.

I'm sold.
Title: Re: Spitting on Curly's grave
Post by: EK WAFFLR on December 08, 2011, 05:30:06 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 08, 2011, 05:28:29 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 08, 2011, 05:27:32 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on December 08, 2011, 05:26:15 PM
The cast of Jersey Shore get a cameo. Yay. If you ever needed a reason to emigrate, this is probably it.

Come to Norway. We have Rakfisk, Gravlaks, Lutefisk, Social Democracy AND 7/11s and McDonalds.

But no Jersey Shore.

I'm sold.

If you have Cable, you can watch it. I don't even have a TV (a lie. i have one for my DVDs).
Title: Re: Spitting on Curly's grave
Post by: Mangrove on December 08, 2011, 05:30:40 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 08, 2011, 05:27:32 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on December 08, 2011, 05:26:15 PM
The cast of Jersey Shore get a cameo. Yay. If you ever needed a reason to emigrate, this is probably it.

Come to Norway. We have Rakfisk, Gravlaks, Lutefisk, Social Democracy AND 7/11s and McDonalds.

Interesting offer. I have until 2018 to renew my green card.
Title: Re: Spitting on Curly's grave
Post by: Suu on December 08, 2011, 05:47:44 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on December 08, 2011, 05:30:40 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 08, 2011, 05:27:32 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on December 08, 2011, 05:26:15 PM
The cast of Jersey Shore get a cameo. Yay. If you ever needed a reason to emigrate, this is probably it.

Come to Norway. We have Rakfisk, Gravlaks, Lutefisk, Social Democracy AND 7/11s and McDonalds.

Interesting offer. I have until 2018 to renew my green card.

That's because even the weirdest Norwegian cuisine is still better than British food.
Title: Re: Spitting on Curly's grave
Post by: Mangrove on December 08, 2011, 05:50:04 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 08, 2011, 05:47:44 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on December 08, 2011, 05:30:40 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 08, 2011, 05:27:32 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on December 08, 2011, 05:26:15 PM
The cast of Jersey Shore get a cameo. Yay. If you ever needed a reason to emigrate, this is probably it.

Come to Norway. We have Rakfisk, Gravlaks, Lutefisk, Social Democracy AND 7/11s and McDonalds.

Interesting offer. I have until 2018 to renew my green card.

That's because even the weirdest Norwegian cuisine is still better than British food.

The Brits wised up by making 'curry' the national dish.

Title: Re: Spitting on Curly's grave
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 08, 2011, 06:01:59 PM
I need to leave before they throw me in a FEMA camp anyway.  :x
Title: Re: Spitting on Curly's grave
Post by: EK WAFFLR on December 09, 2011, 01:27:04 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Z4IoUo_ZJkY#!
Title: Re: Spitting on Curly's grave
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 09, 2011, 03:07:51 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 09, 2011, 01:27:04 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Z4IoUo_ZJkY#!

I dread the merchandising. "Oboy, a Curly t-shirt! Aw nevermind, it's the movie guy. Fuck it." 
As if there aren't enough disappointments in a day.  :x
Title: Re: Spitting on Curly's grave
Post by: AFK on December 09, 2011, 03:16:53 PM
I won't go to the theater to see it, but I'll probably get it when it comes OnDemand.  Mostly, I want to see how they treat the slapstick.  I mean, I know they are going to butcher it, but I can't help but to be curious as to how they butcher it. 

I wonder what the Howard family thinks about this. 
Title: Re: Spitting on Curly's grave
Post by: Suu on December 09, 2011, 04:10:19 PM
The slapstick looks right.

But the modern setting just makes it feel wrong. :(
Title: Re: Spitting on Curly's grave
Post by: AFK on December 09, 2011, 04:17:57 PM
Yeah, especially the part where they slip in Snooki. 

That shit just ain't right. 
Title: Re: Spitting on Curly's grave
Post by: Suu on December 09, 2011, 04:24:06 PM
Quote from: My Lady is a Cantaloupe on December 09, 2011, 04:17:57 PM
Yeah, especially the part where they slip in Snooki. 

That shit just ain't right. 

Seriously. They should have fucking dropped a piano on her head.
Title: Re: Spitting on Curly's grave
Post by: Mangrove on December 09, 2011, 04:44:26 PM
Quote from: My Lady is a Cantaloupe on December 09, 2011, 04:17:57 PM
Yeah, especially the part where they slip in Snooki. 

That shit just ain't right. 

'Slipping into Snooki' has been a tremendous source of revenue both to her and MTV.