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Title: Rick Perry is STRONG.
Post by: Suu on December 08, 2011, 04:48:42 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=0PAJNntoRgA

I know this belongs in Aneristic, but I think the entire world needs to see this shit.
Title: Re: Rick Perry is STRONG.
Post by: EK WAFFLR on December 08, 2011, 04:50:58 PM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/386093_324864320876361_205344452828349_1224450_1649967952_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Rick Perry is STRONG.
Post by: LMNO on December 08, 2011, 04:53:12 PM
What. the.  FUCK.
Title: Re: Rick Perry is STRONG.
Post by: Mangrove on December 08, 2011, 04:55:58 PM
Uhh.....this is one of those 'joke' campaign ads where someone overdubs new sound onto the original film...right? Please??

:x
Title: Re: Rick Perry is STRONG.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 08, 2011, 04:57:43 PM
:facepalm:
Title: Re: Rick Perry is STRONG.
Post by: Suu on December 08, 2011, 05:08:19 PM
No. It's real.

That's what makes it  :horrormirth:.
Title: Re: Rick Perry is STRONG.
Post by: Mangrove on December 08, 2011, 05:09:59 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 08, 2011, 05:08:19 PM
No. It's real.

That's what makes it  :horrormirth:.

I know it's real. My last remaining 'optimism synapse' fired and said 'Hey! Wouldn't it be great if this is a stunt even though you know it isn't?'


ETA: Mitt Romney redub: http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=64811
Title: Re: Rick Perry is STRONG.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 08, 2011, 05:20:59 PM
"Kids can't openly celebrate Christmas".  :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:
Title: Re: Rick Perry is STRONG.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 08, 2011, 05:33:36 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 08, 2011, 05:20:59 PM
"Kids can't openly celebrate Christmas".  :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:

Lying for Jesus is still lying a good political move.
Title: Re: Rick Perry is STRONG.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 08, 2011, 05:36:33 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 08, 2011, 04:53:12 PM
What. the.  FUCK.

He has to approve his own message?
Title: Re: Rick Perry is STRONG.
Post by: Suu on December 08, 2011, 05:38:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 08, 2011, 05:36:33 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 08, 2011, 04:53:12 PM
What. the.  FUCK.

He has to approve his own message?

You know, in case people start claiming that he put words in his own mouth.
Title: Re: Rick Perry is STRONG.
Post by: Cain on December 08, 2011, 05:38:18 PM
3,896 likes, 180,413 dislikes

:lulz:
Title: Re: Rick Perry is STRONG.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 08, 2011, 05:43:47 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 08, 2011, 05:20:59 PM
"Kids can't openly celebrate Christmas".  :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:

They keep being attacked by Big Gay Soldiers.
Title: Re: Rick Perry is STRONG.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 08, 2011, 05:44:45 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 08, 2011, 05:43:47 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 08, 2011, 05:20:59 PM
"Kids can't openly celebrate Christmas".  :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:

They keep being attacked by Big Gay Soldiers.

:lulz:

THE MALLS AREN'T EVEN SAFE FOR OUR CHRISTIAN CHILDREN.
Title: Re: Rick Perry is STRONG.
Post by: Igor on December 08, 2011, 06:53:02 PM
This just in: Rick Perry's main pollster/strategist is gay.

http://www.towleroad.com/2011/12/gay-conservatives-out-rick-perrys-top-pollster-tony-fabrizio-infuriated-over-anti-gay-ad.html

(But the ad wasn't his idea, and he voiced objections to it early on. He's still working for Perry though)  :horrormirth:
Title: Re: Rick Perry is STRONG.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 08, 2011, 06:58:49 PM
Quote from: Igor on December 08, 2011, 06:53:02 PM
This just in: Rick Perry's main pollster/strategist is gay.

http://www.towleroad.com/2011/12/gay-conservatives-out-rick-perrys-top-pollster-tony-fabrizio-infuriated-over-anti-gay-ad.html

(But the ad wasn't his idea, and he voiced objections to it early on. He's still working for Perry though)  :horrormirth:

Wow, what an asshole.
Title: Re: Rick Perry is STRONG.
Post by: Cramulus on December 08, 2011, 06:59:36 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 08, 2011, 05:38:18 PM
3,896 likes, 180,413 dislikes

:lulz:

the MAINSTREAM MEDIA INTERNET HATES FREEDOM
Title: Re: Rick Perry is STRONG.
Post by: Kai on December 09, 2011, 02:42:24 AM
A response from Zinnia Jones: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWOjAGUAIVw

Unfortunately, she forgot to say, "And I endorse this message."
Title: Re: Rick Perry is STRONG.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 09, 2011, 03:44:20 AM
Quote from: 'Kai' ZLB, M.S. on December 09, 2011, 02:42:24 AM
A response from Zinnia Jones: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWOjAGUAIVw

Unfortunately, she forgot to say, "And I endorse this message."

Ouch.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Rick Perry is STRONG.
Post by: Freeky on December 09, 2011, 03:59:45 AM
Quote from: 'Kai' ZLB, M.S. on December 09, 2011, 02:42:24 AM
A response from Zinnia Jones: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWOjAGUAIVw

Unfortunately, she forgot to say, "And I endorse this message."

I like her.
Title: Re: Rick Perry is STRONG.
Post by: Kai on December 09, 2011, 04:21:37 AM
Quote from: Science me, babby on December 09, 2011, 03:59:45 AM
Quote from: 'Kai' ZLB, M.S. on December 09, 2011, 02:42:24 AM
A response from Zinnia Jones: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWOjAGUAIVw

Unfortunately, she forgot to say, "And I endorse this message."

I like her.

She's both classy and stylish, and enjoys kicking homophobes, racists, misogynists and fundamentalists in the nuts. What's not to like?
Title: Re: Rick Perry is STRONG.
Post by: Freeky on December 09, 2011, 04:22:52 AM
Quote from: 'Kai' ZLB, M.S. on December 09, 2011, 04:21:37 AM
Quote from: Science me, babby on December 09, 2011, 03:59:45 AM
Quote from: 'Kai' ZLB, M.S. on December 09, 2011, 02:42:24 AM
A response from Zinnia Jones: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWOjAGUAIVw

Unfortunately, she forgot to say, "And I endorse this message."

I like her.

She's both classy and stylish, and enjoys kicking homophobes, racists, misogynists and fundamentalists in the nuts. What's not to like?

Nothing, it sounds like!  :D
Title: Re: Rick Perry is STRONG.
Post by: Pæs on December 09, 2011, 04:29:45 AM
Quote from: Science me, babby on August 31, 2011, 07:48:03 PM
It's up to us to save Christmas.

(http://i.imgur.com/c6Ayg.jpg)

SEEMS LIKE SOMEBODY'S GOT SOME ASSPLAININ' TO DO.
Title: Re: Rick Perry is STRONG.
Post by: Kai on December 09, 2011, 04:31:36 AM
There won't be any Christmas this year.
Title: Re: Rick Perry is STRONG.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 09, 2011, 04:32:16 AM
Quote from: 'Kai' ZLB, M.S. on December 09, 2011, 04:31:36 AM
There won't be any Christmas this year.

That fat fucker is slacking off AGAIN?
Title: Re: Rick Perry is STRONG.
Post by: Freeky on December 09, 2011, 04:38:29 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 09, 2011, 04:32:16 AM
Quote from: 'Kai' ZLB, M.S. on December 09, 2011, 04:31:36 AM
There won't be any Christmas this year.

That fat fucker is slacking off AGAIN?

Christmas is cancelled because the gays and the government are in cahoots.
Title: Re: Rick Perry is STRONG.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 09, 2011, 04:39:03 AM
Quote from: Science me, babby on December 09, 2011, 04:38:29 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 09, 2011, 04:32:16 AM
Quote from: 'Kai' ZLB, M.S. on December 09, 2011, 04:31:36 AM
There won't be any Christmas this year.

That fat fucker is slacking off AGAIN?

Christmas is cancelled because the gays and the government are in cahoots.

No worries.  A little girl and her witty forest friends will save the day.
Title: Re: Rick Perry is STRONG.
Post by: Freeky on December 09, 2011, 04:40:40 AM
Quote from: Beardman Meow on December 09, 2011, 04:29:45 AM
Quote from: Science me, babby on August 31, 2011, 07:48:03 PM
It's up to us to save Christmas.

(http://i.imgur.com/c6Ayg.jpg)

SEEMS LIKE SOMEBODY'S GOT SOME ASSPLAININ' TO DO.

I seem to recall having demands that weren't met.  Somewhere.

Revenge rides a slow horse, sir.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 09, 2011, 04:39:03 AM
Quote from: Science me, babby on December 09, 2011, 04:38:29 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 09, 2011, 04:32:16 AM
Quote from: 'Kai' ZLB, M.S. on December 09, 2011, 04:31:36 AM
There won't be any Christmas this year.

That fat fucker is slacking off AGAIN?

Christmas is cancelled because the gays and the government are in cahoots.

No worries.  A little girl and her witty forest friends will save the day.

The horror.


The horror.
Title: Re: Rick Perry is STRONG.
Post by: Kai on December 09, 2011, 04:46:17 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 09, 2011, 04:32:16 AM
Quote from: 'Kai' ZLB, M.S. on December 09, 2011, 04:31:36 AM
There won't be any Christmas this year.

That fat fucker is slacking off AGAIN?

Mr. Claus is an unfortunate case, Roger.

I mean, the man is hundreds of years old, and health care isn't getting cheaper. Plus, his sleigh just hasn't been the same since Rudolf was confiscated for suspected terrorism at an international checkpoint. Last word has it that he's rotting away without trial in Guantanimo, since he and the rest of the reindeer are Canadian, which means they aren't real Americans.

And if you remember last year, the elves went on strike. They've been trying to unionize for centuries, but they finally marched on 101 St. Nicolas Dr. with automatic weapons, and Mr. Claus was forced to give in to their demands. He never had to pay them anymore, they were basically serfs; now they all immigrated to the US and work at Walmart. You might have seen some of them, but confused them with children.

And then there's global warming. He's had to install barbed wire fences to keep the polar bears out. Poor guy. I've heard he has a heart condition too.
Title: Re: Rick Perry is STRONG.
Post by: Pæs on December 09, 2011, 05:14:46 AM
Quote from: Science me, babby on December 09, 2011, 04:40:40 AM
I seem to recall having demands that weren't met.  Somewhere.

Revenge rides a slow horse, sir.
Bullshit. There's more to it than that.
I managed to get my hands on a pre-special-effects copy of this ad.

(http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh309/Paesior/FreekyPerry.png)

A voice-over to modify the message and a little tampering with the face isn't enough to fool me.
Explain yourself.
Title: Re: Rick Perry is STRONG.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 09, 2011, 05:17:00 AM
Paes went away and when he came back he was a WIZRAD!
Title: Re: Rick Perry is STRONG.
Post by: Pæs on December 09, 2011, 05:19:20 AM
:magick:
I'VE GONE MAD WITH POWER.
Title: Re: Rick Perry is STRONG.
Post by: Freeky on December 09, 2011, 05:27:38 AM
Quote from: Beardman Meow on December 09, 2011, 05:14:46 AM
Quote from: Science me, babby on December 09, 2011, 04:40:40 AM
I seem to recall having demands that weren't met.  Somewhere.

Revenge rides a slow horse, sir.
Bullshit. There's more to it than that.
I managed to get my hands on a pre-special-effects copy of this ad.

(http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh309/Paesior/FreekyPerry.png)

A voice-over to modify the message and a little tampering with the face isn't enough to fool me.
Explain yourself.

You're just some liberal media pig trying to oppress me! 
Title: Re: Rick Perry is STRONG.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 09, 2011, 05:28:47 AM
Wow.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Rick Perry is STRONG.
Post by: Freeky on December 09, 2011, 05:32:32 AM
Quote from: Beardman Meow on December 09, 2011, 05:19:20 AM
:magick:
I'VE GONE MAD WITH POWER.

I'm full of fail recently.  I promise to fix you up good when I'm back on full WOMPing form again, though.

Oh my goodness yes.
Title: Re: Rick Perry is STRONG.
Post by: Pæs on December 09, 2011, 05:38:33 AM
Quote from: Science me, babby on December 09, 2011, 05:32:32 AM
Quote from: Beardman Meow on December 09, 2011, 05:19:20 AM
:magick:
I'VE GONE MAD WITH POWER.

I'm full of fail recently.  I promise to fix you up good when I'm back on full WOMPing form again, though.

Oh my goodness yes.
And I, of course, will respond appropriately.
Winner keeps the remains of the internet.
Title: Re: Rick Perry is STRONG.
Post by: Freeky on December 09, 2011, 05:40:57 AM
Quote from: Beardman Meow on December 09, 2011, 05:38:33 AM
Quote from: Science me, babby on December 09, 2011, 05:32:32 AM
Quote from: Beardman Meow on December 09, 2011, 05:19:20 AM
:magick:
I'VE GONE MAD WITH POWER.

I'm full of fail recently.  I promise to fix you up good when I'm back on full WOMPing form again, though.

Oh my goodness yes.
And I, of course, will respond appropriately.
Winner keeps the remains of the internet.

Too bad you live in Upside-Down Land.  We would totally rule the burnt out ruins of Tucson with an iron fist together. :sad:
Title: Re: Rick Perry is STRONG.
Post by: Pæs on December 09, 2011, 05:43:44 AM
Quote from: Science me, babby on December 09, 2011, 05:40:57 AM
Quote from: Beardman Meow on December 09, 2011, 05:38:33 AM
Quote from: Science me, babby on December 09, 2011, 05:32:32 AM
Quote from: Beardman Meow on December 09, 2011, 05:19:20 AM
:magick:
I'VE GONE MAD WITH POWER.

I'm full of fail recently.  I promise to fix you up good when I'm back on full WOMPing form again, though.

Oh my goodness yes.
And I, of course, will respond appropriately.
Winner keeps the remains of the internet.

Too bad you live in Upside-Down Land.  We would totally rule the burnt out ruins of Tucson with an iron fist together. :sad:
:cry:
Title: Re: Rick Perry is STRONG.
Post by: Telarus on December 09, 2011, 07:54:08 AM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Rick Perry is STRONG.
Post by: Luna on December 09, 2011, 10:36:30 AM
Added delight: this comes out the week a federal judge smacks down Prop 8.  Yeah, there will be appeals, probably to the Supreme Court, but, yay.
Title: Re: Rick Perry is STRONG.
Post by: Telarus on December 09, 2011, 11:07:14 AM
Quote from: Luna on December 09, 2011, 10:36:30 AM
Added delight: this comes out the week a federal judge smacks down Prop 8.  Yeah, there will be appeals, probably to the Supreme Court, but, yay.

I saw that! I haven't read the Ruling yet (what, people don't read these thing nowadays... but as TGGR points out, Rights are Claimed and then Fought For... better to have the knowledge than not...).
Title: Re: Rick Perry is STRONG.
Post by: Luna on December 09, 2011, 11:09:59 AM
Quote from: Telarus on December 09, 2011, 11:07:14 AM
Quote from: Luna on December 09, 2011, 10:36:30 AM
Added delight: this comes out the week a federal judge smacks down Prop 8.  Yeah, there will be appeals, probably to the Supreme Court, but, yay.

I saw that! I haven't read the Ruling yet (what, people don't read these thing nowadays... but as TGGR points out, Rights are Claimed and then Fought For... better to have the knowledge than not...).

I didn't have time this morning to hunt down a copy of the ruling, but I plan to look tonight.
Title: Re: Rick Perry is STRONG.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 09, 2011, 03:11:00 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 08, 2011, 04:48:42 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=0PAJNntoRgA

I know this belongs in Aneristic, but I think the entire world needs to see this shit.

Pretty riverbank. Is it on N-head Ranch?  :x
Title: Re: Rick Perry is STRONG.
Post by: Cain on December 09, 2011, 06:22:04 PM
Rick Perry is wearing the exact same brand of jacket in this video as Heath Ledger did in Brokeback Mountain.

I'm not even joking.  Look it up, if you want to.  In fact, I insist you do.

I think that gay campaign strategist picked the outfit for this video, and is trolling the whole campaign.  (Of course, this also feeds back into the Ric Perri = gay thing).
Title: Re: Rick Perry is STRONG.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 09, 2011, 06:25:42 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 09, 2011, 06:22:04 PM
Rick Perry is wearing the exact same brand of jacket in this video as Heath Ledger did in Brokeback Mountain.

I'm not even joking.  Look it up, if you want to.  In fact, I insist you do.

I think that gay campaign strategist picked the outfit for this video, and is trolling the whole campaign.  (Of course, this also feeds back into the Ric Perri = gay thing).

I might've posted this in another thread already, but it applies here...people are picking up on that.  :lulz:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtFzuGeCfkc&feature=share
Title: Re: Rick Perry is STRONG.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 09, 2011, 06:32:53 PM
He's going to stop Obama's war on time travel?  :lulz:
Title: Re: Rick Perry is STRONG.
Post by: EK WAFFLR on December 09, 2011, 07:04:15 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 09, 2011, 06:22:04 PM
Rick Perry is wearing the exact same brand of jacket in this video as Heath Ledger did in Brokeback Mountain.

I'm not even joking.  Look it up, if you want to.  In fact, I insist you do.

I think that gay campaign strategist picked the outfit for this video, and is trolling the whole campaign.  (Of course, this also feeds back into the Ric Perri = gay thing).
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 08, 2011, 04:50:58 PM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/386093_324864320876361_205344452828349_1224450_1649967952_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Rick Perry is STRONG.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 09, 2011, 07:13:47 PM
YOINK  :lulz:
Title: Re: Rick Perry is STRONG.
Post by: Suu on December 10, 2011, 06:31:23 PM
I love this man.

http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/403958/december-08-2011/rick-perry-s-pro-christmas-ad
Title: Re: Rick Perry is STRONG.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 11, 2011, 12:25:58 AM
Cain was SOOOOOOO right abou that campaign manager troll  :lulz:
http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/2011/12/rick_perrys_ant.php
Title: Re: Rick Perry is STRONG.
Post by: Luna on December 11, 2011, 02:44:24 AM
(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/388743_327016967327763_205344452828349_1230267_1105232327_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Rick Perry is STRONG.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 11, 2011, 02:54:35 AM
:mittens:  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Rick Perry is STRONG.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 12, 2011, 03:13:39 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 11, 2011, 12:25:58 AM
Cain was SOOOOOOO right abou that campaign manager troll  :lulz:
http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/2011/12/rick_perrys_ant.php

yesssss!!
Title: Re: Rick Perry is STRONG.
Post by: Suu on December 12, 2011, 04:40:05 AM
Quote from: Luna on December 11, 2011, 02:44:24 AM
(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/388743_327016967327763_205344452828349_1230267_1105232327_n.jpg)

No no, they got it all wrong.

That's the governor of Florida, Rick Scott.

(http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljp6y33Tmr1qbbjgbo1_400.jpg)
Title: Re: Rick Perry is STRONG.
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 12, 2011, 09:11:49 AM
 :lulz:


HAHA HaHa Haaaa ha heh   h h-h-h whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa  :x
Title: Re: Rick Perry is STRONG.
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 12, 2011, 09:24:30 AM
also

(http://i.imgur.com/cgJjK.png)
Title: Re: Rick Perry is STRONG.
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on December 12, 2011, 01:35:55 PM
:mittens:

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