Hungarians have the smallest penises, in this study based on self-reports:
http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/2011/12/penis_size_around_the_world.php
Americans self-report at 5.1 inches, lol.
:penis:
Explains a lot really.
You mean Hungarians have the largest, unless you were being facetious.
Goddamn Magyars.
Lithuania provided no data, that means that they broke their rulers.
Quote from: Suu on December 11, 2011, 03:06:59 PM
You mean Hungarians have the largest, unless you were being facetious.
I'll take your word for it.
(Walked into that one, didn't you?)
Yep.
But after looking at the map, I'm inclined to agree. :lulz:
Sure, their ethnic group is different, but it ain't THAT isolated after all these years. Nice try, Hungary.
Lolz, 5.5 inches for the UK.
Quote from: Suu on December 11, 2011, 03:45:10 PM
Yep.
But after looking at the map, I'm inclined to agree. :lulz:
Sure, their ethnic group is different, but it ain't THAT isolated after all these years. Nice try, Hungary.
Right?
Quote from: Net on December 11, 2011, 04:03:34 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 11, 2011, 03:45:10 PM
Yep.
But after looking at the map, I'm inclined to agree. :lulz:
Sure, their ethnic group is different, but it ain't THAT isolated after all these years. Nice try, Hungary.
Right?
I'm also inclined to agree with the French, which is frightening, but, after dating someone French...
They don't call their baguette "pain" for nothing!
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 11, 2011, 06:32:13 PM
They don't call their baguette "pain" for nothing!
It's true.
What good is a long piece of bread if you don't know how to use it?
I like that the blog in question is called Runnin' Scared.
I like to imagine the writers are fleeing in terror from giant Hungarian penises, because my subconscious sick and now you'll have the same image, that's why.
Worldwide dick measuring contest?
Don't we have this already? I thought it was most online forums.
:rimshot:
Quote from: Suu on December 11, 2011, 08:32:44 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 11, 2011, 06:32:13 PM
They don't call their baguette "pain" for nothing!
It's true.
What good is a long piece of bread if you don't know how to use it?
Aren't "pains" long and thin? I would guess that would be uncomfortable.
Quote from: Cain on December 11, 2011, 08:36:28 PM
I like that the blog in question is called Runnin' Scared.
I like to imagine the writers are fleeing in terror from giant Hungarian penises, because my subconscious sick and now you'll have the same image, that's why.
:lulz:
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 11, 2011, 10:10:23 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 11, 2011, 08:32:44 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 11, 2011, 06:32:13 PM
They don't call their baguette "pain" for nothing!
It's true.
What good is a long piece of bread if you don't know how to use it?
Aren't "pains" long and thin? I would guess that would be uncomfortable.
Precisely. What's the point if...
Never mind. You guys don't need the subtle nuances of my sexual experiences with a Frenchman.
I want to know if he yelled out your name in the heat of passion or if he just yelled "I SURRENDER!" over and over.
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on December 12, 2011, 12:56:08 AM
I want to know if he yelled out your name in the heat of passion or if he just yelled "I SURRENDER!" over and over.
Dude, I'm Italian. I told him where the Pope really belongs.
Also, I have to admit that I went back and looked at the map again, because last night I had a dream in which I slept with a 22 year old Polish paraplegic. No, I don't know why, but he looked similar to my Czech friend Martin whom I knew in Florida. Total blond hair/blue eyed smoking hot Balt.
I must be SERIOUSLY sexually frustrated if I dream of screwing a young Pollock cripple. Seriously, WTF?