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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on December 11, 2011, 08:33:43 AM

Title: Worldwide dick measuring contest
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on December 11, 2011, 08:33:43 AM
Hungarians have the smallest penises, in this study based on self-reports:

http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/2011/12/penis_size_around_the_world.php

Americans self-report at 5.1 inches, lol.

:penis:
Title: Re: Worldwide dick measuring contest
Post by: Faust on December 11, 2011, 09:50:01 AM
Explains a lot really.
Title: Re: Worldwide dick measuring contest
Post by: Suu on December 11, 2011, 03:06:59 PM
You mean Hungarians have the largest, unless you were being facetious.

Goddamn Magyars.


Lithuania provided no data, that means that they broke their rulers.
Title: Re: Worldwide dick measuring contest
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on December 11, 2011, 03:15:39 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 11, 2011, 03:06:59 PM
You mean Hungarians have the largest, unless you were being facetious.

I'll take your word for it.





(Walked into that one, didn't you?)
Title: Re: Worldwide dick measuring contest
Post by: Suu on December 11, 2011, 03:45:10 PM
Yep.

But after looking at the map, I'm inclined to agree.  :lulz:

Sure, their ethnic group is different, but it ain't THAT isolated after all these years. Nice try, Hungary.
Title: Re: Worldwide dick measuring contest
Post by: Cain on December 11, 2011, 03:52:52 PM
Lolz, 5.5 inches for the UK.
Title: Re: Worldwide dick measuring contest
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on December 11, 2011, 04:03:34 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 11, 2011, 03:45:10 PM
Yep.

But after looking at the map, I'm inclined to agree.  :lulz:

Sure, their ethnic group is different, but it ain't THAT isolated after all these years. Nice try, Hungary.

Right?
Title: Re: Worldwide dick measuring contest
Post by: Suu on December 11, 2011, 04:23:38 PM
Quote from: Net on December 11, 2011, 04:03:34 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 11, 2011, 03:45:10 PM
Yep.

But after looking at the map, I'm inclined to agree.  :lulz:

Sure, their ethnic group is different, but it ain't THAT isolated after all these years. Nice try, Hungary.

Right?

I'm also inclined to agree with the French, which is frightening, but, after dating someone French...
Title: Re: Worldwide dick measuring contest
Post by: Triple Zero on December 11, 2011, 06:32:13 PM
They don't call their baguette "pain" for nothing!
Title: Re: Worldwide dick measuring contest
Post by: Suu on December 11, 2011, 08:32:44 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 11, 2011, 06:32:13 PM
They don't call their baguette "pain" for nothing!


It's true.

What good is a long piece of bread if you don't know how to use it?

Title: Re: Worldwide dick measuring contest
Post by: Cain on December 11, 2011, 08:36:28 PM
I like that the blog in question is called Runnin' Scared.

I like to imagine the writers are fleeing in terror from giant Hungarian penises, because my subconscious sick and now you'll have the same image, that's why.
Title: Re: Worldwide dick measuring contest
Post by: Mangrove on December 11, 2011, 09:35:39 PM
Worldwide dick measuring contest?

Don't we have this already? I thought it was most online forums.

:rimshot:
Title: Re: Worldwide dick measuring contest
Post by: EK WAFFLR on December 11, 2011, 10:10:23 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 11, 2011, 08:32:44 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 11, 2011, 06:32:13 PM
They don't call their baguette "pain" for nothing!


It's true.

What good is a long piece of bread if you don't know how to use it?



Aren't "pains" long and thin? I would guess that would be uncomfortable.
Title: Re: Worldwide dick measuring contest
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on December 11, 2011, 10:35:25 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 11, 2011, 08:36:28 PM
I like that the blog in question is called Runnin' Scared.

I like to imagine the writers are fleeing in terror from giant Hungarian penises, because my subconscious sick and now you'll have the same image, that's why.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Worldwide dick measuring contest
Post by: Suu on December 12, 2011, 12:07:51 AM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 11, 2011, 10:10:23 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 11, 2011, 08:32:44 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 11, 2011, 06:32:13 PM
They don't call their baguette "pain" for nothing!


It's true.

What good is a long piece of bread if you don't know how to use it?



Aren't "pains" long and thin? I would guess that would be uncomfortable.

Precisely. What's the point if...

Never mind. You guys don't need the subtle nuances of my sexual experiences with a Frenchman.
Title: Re: Worldwide dick measuring contest
Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 12, 2011, 12:56:08 AM
I want to know if he yelled out your name in the heat of passion or if he just yelled "I SURRENDER!" over and over.
Title: Re: Worldwide dick measuring contest
Post by: Suu on December 12, 2011, 01:03:34 AM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on December 12, 2011, 12:56:08 AM
I want to know if he yelled out your name in the heat of passion or if he just yelled "I SURRENDER!" over and over.

Dude, I'm Italian. I told him where the Pope really belongs.
Title: Re: Worldwide dick measuring contest
Post by: Suu on December 12, 2011, 02:35:32 AM
Also, I have to admit that I went back and looked at the map again, because last night I had a dream in which I slept with a 22 year old Polish paraplegic. No, I don't know why, but he looked similar to my Czech friend Martin whom I knew in Florida. Total blond hair/blue eyed smoking hot Balt.

I must be SERIOUSLY sexually frustrated if I dream of screwing a young Pollock cripple. Seriously, WTF?