What were you thinking when you did that thing that you did?
Did you honestly think we weren't going to find out?
I mean, it did leave a mark. I'm not just talking about the mental mark forever scorched into my brain. And trust me, I'd sand blast that out of my head if I could fit the hose through my ear cavity.
By the way, next time you try to buy a guy off, you might want to try a little more than a fiver. That won't even cover the cost of a good pack of smokes these days.
Thinking? Since when am I supposed to think? It looked like fun, so I just did it. And I'll probably do it again... though the fiver was really all it was worth.
Sorry about your brain, though. Mostly. Well, a little...
Nah... it was fun, you're just mad YOU didn't get a turn.
Quote from: My Lady is a Cantaloupe on December 12, 2011, 06:34:31 PM
What were you thinking when you did that thing that you did?
I'm not really sure. There was some HATE HATE HATE and some RAGE RAGE RAGE and the sound of a 2-cycle motor starting up, and now I'll never get this shirt clean.
Quote from: Luna on December 12, 2011, 06:39:12 PM
Thinking? Since when am I supposed to think? It looked like fun, so I just did it. And I'll probably do it again... though the fiver was really all it was worth.
Sorry about your brain, though. Mostly. Well, a little...
Nah... it was fun, you're just mad YOU didn't get a turn.
I never get a turn. NEVER.
But, I suppose I can't anyway. I have to be the upstanding guy. The straight man.
Oh, when I'm home, and no one is watching or paying attention, that is when I go cavalier.
Until my wife gets home.
And then I have to explain why the chairs are all over the place and what I was doing with her good tupperware.
Quote from: My Lady is a Cantaloupe on December 12, 2011, 06:56:14 PM
Quote from: Luna on December 12, 2011, 06:39:12 PM
Thinking? Since when am I supposed to think? It looked like fun, so I just did it. And I'll probably do it again... though the fiver was really all it was worth.
Sorry about your brain, though. Mostly. Well, a little...
Nah... it was fun, you're just mad YOU didn't get a turn.
I never get a turn. NEVER.
But, I suppose I can't anyway. I have to be the upstanding guy. The straight man.
Oh, when I'm home, and no one is watching or paying attention, that is when I go cavalier.
Until my wife gets home.
And then I have to explain why the chairs are all over the place and what I was doing with her good tupperware.
Well, next time, ASK.
I might not give you a turn, but I'll enjoy it more knowing you wished you could do it, too.
Quote from: My Lady is a Cantaloupe on December 12, 2011, 06:34:31 PM
What were you thinking when you did that thing that you did?
Did you honestly think we weren't going to find out?
I mean, it did leave a mark. I'm not just talking about the mental mark forever scorched into my brain. And trust me, I'd sand blast that out of my head if I could fit the hose through my ear cavity.
By the way, next time you try to buy a guy off, you might want to try a little more than a fiver. That won't even cover the cost of a good pack of smokes these days.
Ok, for one: the mailman is a fucking liar. I guess that'll teach me not to take video footage when this sort of shit goes down.
Secondly, nobody told me that the combination on the storage unit lock had changed. I was under a lot of pressure; you would have done the same in my place.
I do, however, sincerely apologize for not putting the lid back on the jar when I was done. That was just plain stupid of me.
Fortunately I caught my wife before she tried the "yummy looking" "peanut butter."
I plead the fifth and want my lawyer..... :lulz: