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Principia Discordia => Aneristic Illusions => Topic started by: Luna on December 20, 2011, 03:14:15 AM

Title: Oh, Newt...
Post by: Luna on December 20, 2011, 03:14:15 AM
Somebody apparently needs a refresher course on the whole checks and balances thing.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2011/12/18/gingrich-ill-send-a-u-s-marshall-to-arrest-any-judge/

If he, as President, disagrees with a decision by a judge, he'll have him arrested, dragged before a congressional hearing and impeached.

But, hey, the good news is, Newt got a big endorsement today!

A dating site set up specifically for cheaters bought him a nice, big billboard.

(http://blogs.mcall.com/.a/6a00d8341c4fe353ef0162fe09193d970d-pi)

ETA:  Link (http://www.mediaite.com/online/game-changer-adultery-website-ashley-madison-endorses-newt-gingrich/) to above endorsement.  Oops.
Title: Re: Oh, Newt...
Post by: Juana on December 20, 2011, 04:03:05 AM
:lulz: Oh wow. What a fantastic endorsement.
Title: Re: Oh, Newt...
Post by: Luna on December 20, 2011, 04:08:05 AM
Another endorsement!

http://freethoughtblogs.com/dispatches/2011/12/18/more-celebrity-endorsements-for-newt/

Title: Re: Oh, Newt...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 20, 2011, 07:42:10 AM
Oh, this is DELICIOUS!
Title: Re: Oh, Newt...
Post by: Luna on December 20, 2011, 11:03:45 AM
Quote from: Nigel on December 20, 2011, 07:42:10 AM
Oh, this is DELICIOUS!

Isn't it?

With friends like this, he'll go far.
Title: Re: Oh, Newt...
Post by: Luna on December 21, 2011, 12:34:08 PM
Well, I gotta give him points for honesty on this one.

http://caucuses.desmoinesregister.com/2011/12/20/gingrich-to-gay-iowan-vote-for-obama/

When a gay voter asked Gingrich about how he could support Newt given his staunch anti-gay stance, Newt responded that heshould vote for Obama.

(Bonus fact reported in the article which I didn't know, Newt has a half sister who is a lesbian.  This, IMHO, dumps him on the pile with McCain under "how can you so deeply hate something that is part of someone you (should) love?")