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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 20, 2011, 06:06:14 AM

Title: I just realized...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 20, 2011, 06:06:14 AM
...that parades in the Unites States SUCK.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLnl5ZWG4tg&feature=share
Title: Re: I just realized...
Post by: EK WAFFLR on December 20, 2011, 06:10:59 AM
We filthy, pinko Europeans have you beat there. That's fer sure.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YI-PytgYGGo
Title: Re: I just realized...
Post by: Phox on December 20, 2011, 06:14:14 AM
Quote from: Nigel on December 20, 2011, 06:06:14 AM
...that parades in the Unites States SUCK.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLnl5ZWG4tg&feature=share
KRAMPUSUSESES! Man, those fuckers know how to party, don't they?
Title: Re: I just realized...
Post by: Freeky on December 20, 2011, 06:17:59 AM
Quote from: Nigel on December 20, 2011, 06:06:14 AM
...that parades in the Unites States SUCK.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLnl5ZWG4tg&feature=share

I wish we had Krampus.  Christmas would be SOOOOOOOO GOOD!
Title: Re: I just realized...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 20, 2011, 06:23:21 AM
OK, now that looks like a pretty typical USian parade.

We have two really good ones here; the St. John's Parade, which is a bunch of drunk guys and a donkey, and the day of the dead parade, which is a bunch of drunk guys on stilts.

Portland is obsessed with parades. I don't even know how many fucking parades this town has, and some of them shut down the entire city for hours. But most of them just make me go WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT??? Not like those Krampus guys. They have it going on.

The DOG PARADE
The CHILDRENS PARADE
The PRIDE PARADE
The STARLIGHT PARADE
The OCCUPY PARADE (which has been going on for MONTHS!)
The ROSE PARADE
The ST. JOHNS PARADE
The DIO DE LOS MUERTOS PARADE
The LAST THURSDAY WHAT IN THE NAME OF GOD DON'T MAKE ME SHUT YOU DOWN PARADE

Come on, Portland, get it together! Give me ONE good offering a year, seriously. Give me some Krampus.

Why do I smell like laundry detergent
Title: Re: I just realized...
Post by: Freeky on December 20, 2011, 06:30:29 AM
Quote from: Nigel on December 20, 2011, 06:23:21 AM

Why do I smell like laundry detergent

:lulz: wtf
Title: Re: I just realized...
Post by: Luna on December 20, 2011, 11:16:31 AM
Quote from: Science me, babby on December 20, 2011, 06:17:59 AM
Quote from: Nigel on December 20, 2011, 06:06:14 AM
...that parades in the Unites States SUCK.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLnl5ZWG4tg&feature=share

I wish we had Krampus.  Christmas would be SOOOOOOOO GOOD!

I say we steal him.
Title: Re: I just realized...
Post by: LMNO on December 20, 2011, 12:44:15 PM
Did someone say parade?






WHEN I WAS






A YOUNG BOY
Title: Re: I just realized...
Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 20, 2011, 06:11:36 PM
I never understood why Carnival never caught on in the US, at least in the South, given that it has its origins (on most islands anyway) as a celebration of emancipation from slavery.

West Indians see it as a SACRED FUCKING DUTY to have the best time anybody's ever had in celebration of their freedom.
Title: Re: I just realized...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 20, 2011, 06:16:00 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on December 20, 2011, 06:11:36 PM
I never understood why Carnival never caught on in the US, at least in the South, given that it has its origins (on most islands anyway) as a celebration of emancipation from slavery.

West Indians see it as a SACRED FUCKING DUTY to have the best time anybody's ever had in celebration of their freedom.

America has grown small, ECH, and is no longer serious about having a good time.  They are afraid.  They might get caught.  There could be trouble.  Best not to get involved, or too boisterous.  It attracts the wrong sort of attention.
Title: Re: I just realized...
Post by: Suu on December 20, 2011, 06:21:35 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on December 20, 2011, 06:11:36 PM
I never understood why Carnival never caught on in the US, at least in the South, given that it has its origins (on most islands anyway) as a celebration of emancipation from slavery.

West Indians see it as a SACRED FUCKING DUTY to have the best time anybody's ever had in celebration of their freedom.

Carnival is fucking AMAZING.

Roger is right, Americans aren't SERIOUS about having a good time. It's not fair. I mean...why can't we party for a month? why?
Title: Re: I just realized...
Post by: Cain on December 20, 2011, 06:27:02 PM
You know who else put on good parades?

HITLER, that's who (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZ-97pxT3LU&feature=fvsr).
Title: Re: I just realized...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 20, 2011, 06:28:21 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 20, 2011, 06:27:02 PM
You know who else put on good parades?

HITLER, that's who (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZ-97pxT3LU&feature=fvsr).

Everyone has to be good at SOMETHING, right?
Title: Re: I just realized...
Post by: Freeky on December 20, 2011, 07:39:29 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 20, 2011, 12:44:15 PM
Did someone say parade?






WHEN I WAS






A YOUNG BOY

Your father,


Did he take you into the city?
Title: Re: I just realized...
Post by: LMNO on December 20, 2011, 07:44:41 PM
TO SEE A MARCHING BAND!