...that parades in the Unites States SUCK.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLnl5ZWG4tg&feature=share
We filthy, pinko Europeans have you beat there. That's fer sure.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YI-PytgYGGo
Quote from: Nigel on December 20, 2011, 06:06:14 AM
...that parades in the Unites States SUCK.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLnl5ZWG4tg&feature=share
KRAMPUSUSESES! Man, those fuckers know how to party, don't they?
Quote from: Nigel on December 20, 2011, 06:06:14 AM
...that parades in the Unites States SUCK.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLnl5ZWG4tg&feature=share
I wish we had Krampus. Christmas would be SOOOOOOOO GOOD!
OK, now that looks like a pretty typical USian parade.
We have two really good ones here; the St. John's Parade, which is a bunch of drunk guys and a donkey, and the day of the dead parade, which is a bunch of drunk guys on stilts.
Portland is obsessed with parades. I don't even know how many fucking parades this town has, and some of them shut down the entire city for hours. But most of them just make me go WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT??? Not like those Krampus guys. They have it going on.
The DOG PARADE
The CHILDRENS PARADE
The PRIDE PARADE
The STARLIGHT PARADE
The OCCUPY PARADE (which has been going on for MONTHS!)
The ROSE PARADE
The ST. JOHNS PARADE
The DIO DE LOS MUERTOS PARADE
The LAST THURSDAY WHAT IN THE NAME OF GOD DON'T MAKE ME SHUT YOU DOWN PARADE
Come on, Portland, get it together! Give me ONE good offering a year, seriously. Give me some Krampus.
Why do I smell like laundry detergent
Quote from: Science me, babby on December 20, 2011, 06:17:59 AM
Quote from: Nigel on December 20, 2011, 06:06:14 AM
...that parades in the Unites States SUCK.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLnl5ZWG4tg&feature=share
I wish we had Krampus. Christmas would be SOOOOOOOO GOOD!
I say we steal him.
Did someone say parade?
WHEN I WAS
A YOUNG BOY
I never understood why Carnival never caught on in the US, at least in the South, given that it has its origins (on most islands anyway) as a celebration of emancipation from slavery.
West Indians see it as a SACRED FUCKING DUTY to have the best time anybody's ever had in celebration of their freedom.
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on December 20, 2011, 06:11:36 PM
I never understood why Carnival never caught on in the US, at least in the South, given that it has its origins (on most islands anyway) as a celebration of emancipation from slavery.
West Indians see it as a SACRED FUCKING DUTY to have the best time anybody's ever had in celebration of their freedom.
America has grown small, ECH, and is no longer
serious about having a good time. They are afraid. They might get caught. There could be trouble. Best not to get involved, or too boisterous. It attracts the wrong sort of attention.
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on December 20, 2011, 06:11:36 PM
I never understood why Carnival never caught on in the US, at least in the South, given that it has its origins (on most islands anyway) as a celebration of emancipation from slavery.
West Indians see it as a SACRED FUCKING DUTY to have the best time anybody's ever had in celebration of their freedom.
Carnival is fucking AMAZING.
Roger is right, Americans aren't SERIOUS about having a good time. It's not fair. I mean...why can't we party for a month? why?
You know who else put on good parades?
HITLER, that's who (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZ-97pxT3LU&feature=fvsr).
Quote from: Cain on December 20, 2011, 06:27:02 PM
You know who else put on good parades?
HITLER, that's who (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZ-97pxT3LU&feature=fvsr).
Everyone has to be good at SOMETHING, right?
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 20, 2011, 12:44:15 PM
Did someone say parade?
WHEN I WAS
A YOUNG BOY
Your father,
Did he take you into the city?
TO SEE A MARCHING BAND!