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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 24, 2011, 03:12:16 AM

Title: Forever Lazy
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 24, 2011, 03:12:16 AM
AhHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAGH

How have I not seen this before? HOW?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QoTcoJbhKM&feature=player_embedded

END TIMES.
Title: Re: Forever Lazy
Post by: Phox on December 24, 2011, 03:13:26 AM
Quote from: Nigel on December 24, 2011, 03:12:16 AM
AhHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAGH

How have I not seen this before? HOW?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QoTcoJbhKM&feature=player_embedded

END TIMES.
What.

ETA: Also, why did these never catch on? Seems like exactly what America needs, I say.
Title: Re: Forever Lazy
Post by: Dimocritus on December 24, 2011, 04:01:24 AM
Omg, they have front and back zip-flaps... I was all like:  :x

Then I thought about it, and realized the potential future "Forever Lazy" porn sites. Then I was all like:   :x :1fap:
Title: Re: Forever Lazy
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 24, 2011, 05:43:14 AM
This makes me hate America!
:argh!:
Title: Re: Forever Lazy
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on December 24, 2011, 06:57:57 AM
I saw this for the first time ever in a store earlier this evening! :x
Title: Re: Forever Lazy
Post by: Nast on December 24, 2011, 07:05:02 AM
There was once a time when people at least TRIED to maintain an illusion of dignity.
Title: Re: Forever Lazy
Post by: rong on December 24, 2011, 12:03:31 PM
coma cozy (http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/371415/january-18-2011/coma-cozy)
Title: Re: Forever Lazy
Post by: Triple Zero on December 24, 2011, 12:43:56 PM
FLEECE PYJAMAS WITH ZIPPERS?!!! HOLY CRAP WHAT'S NEXT, VELCRO SHOES??

Nothing wrong with the product, IMO. It's the commercial that makes it so retarded.
Title: Re: Forever Lazy
Post by: Don Coyote on December 24, 2011, 01:25:52 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 24, 2011, 12:43:56 PM
FLEECE PYJAMAS WITH ZIPPERS?!!! HOLY CRAP WHAT'S NEXT, VELCRO SHOES??

Nothing wrong with the product, IMO. It's the commercial that makes it so retarded.

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

VELCRO IS THE ANTI-lace? :?
Title: Re: Forever Lazy
Post by: Triple Zero on December 24, 2011, 01:30:47 PM
I DONT KNOW BUT IM SURE RETARDED HOMESHOPPING COMMERCIALS BEING A SIGN OF THE END TIMES HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE LAW OF FIVES AT ALL
Title: Re: Forever Lazy
Post by: EK WAFFLR on December 24, 2011, 01:46:53 PM
These are incredibly popular in norway. People wear them OUTSIDE.  :argh!:
Title: Re: Forever Lazy
Post by: Triple Zero on December 24, 2011, 01:55:54 PM
How do you know, it's dark outside in Norway this time of the year.
Title: Re: Forever Lazy
Post by: Don Coyote on December 24, 2011, 02:03:33 PM
This might explain a few things.

(http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/309/tripforeverlazy.png)
Title: Re: Forever Lazy
Post by: Richter on December 24, 2011, 03:50:10 PM
These give me that feeling like everythng is about to turn dystopian, and I can't put my finger on WHY.
Title: Re: Forever Lazy
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 24, 2011, 03:56:36 PM
Quote from: Richter on December 24, 2011, 03:50:10 PM
These give me that feeling like everythng is about to turn dystopian, and I can't put my finger on WHY.

See?

END TIMES!

Also, linked from that commercial was one that I honestly cannot believe I haven't seen before. I need to keep my fingers closer to the terrifying, hilarious pulse of America. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IrlhLF1c3k&feature=related
Title: Re: Forever Lazy
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 24, 2011, 03:57:03 PM
I am seriously thinking of getting one so I can be a Teletubby for Halloween.
Title: Re: Forever Lazy
Post by: Phox on December 24, 2011, 03:59:14 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 24, 2011, 03:56:36 PM
Quote from: Richter on December 24, 2011, 03:50:10 PM
These give me that feeling like everythng is about to turn dystopian, and I can't put my finger on WHY.

See?

END TIMES!

Also, linked from that commercial was one that I honestly cannot believe I haven't seen before. I need to keep my fingers closer to the terrifying, hilarious pulse of America. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IrlhLF1c3k&feature=related
AND YOUR PETS WILL LOVE IT TOO!  :x
Title: Re: Forever Lazy
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on December 24, 2011, 04:20:16 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 24, 2011, 12:43:56 PM
FLEECE PYJAMAS WITH ZIPPERS?!!! HOLY CRAP WHAT'S NEXT, VELCRO SHOES??

Nothing wrong with the product, IMO. It's the commercial that makes it so retarded.

Sort of what I was thinking. WTF is so revolutionary and exciting about a fleece onesie? Other than trying to one-up the Snuggie? :?
Title: Re: Forever Lazy
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 24, 2011, 04:58:20 PM
Quote from: Cainad on December 24, 2011, 04:20:16 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 24, 2011, 12:43:56 PM
FLEECE PYJAMAS WITH ZIPPERS?!!! HOLY CRAP WHAT'S NEXT, VELCRO SHOES??

Nothing wrong with the product, IMO. It's the commercial that makes it so retarded.

Sort of what I was thinking. WTF is so revolutionary and exciting about a fleece onesie? Other than trying to one-up the Snuggie? :?

Of course it's the marketing that makes it hilarious. And the name. And the suggestion that college kids wear them to tailgate parties. Or that anyone wear them in public, ever.

And the fact that American adults are just fine with a product the very name of which implies that they are inert sacks of lard, with zippered panels for defecation.
Title: Re: Forever Lazy
Post by: EK WAFFLR on December 24, 2011, 04:59:49 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 24, 2011, 01:55:54 PM
How do you know, it's dark outside in Norway this time of the year.

I have excellent night vision and a flashlight.
Title: Re: Forever Lazy
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 24, 2011, 05:00:52 PM
Also, I cannot WAIT until pictures of enormously fat people on mobility scooters wearing these with the zippered panel accidentally half open start showing up on the People of Wal*Mart. If it hasn't happened already.

Dignity?

God Bless America!
Title: Re: Forever Lazy
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 26, 2011, 02:24:58 AM
Quote from: Richter on December 24, 2011, 03:50:10 PM
These give me that feeling like everythng is about to turn dystopian, and I can't put my finger on WHY.

It's because your universe is defective.  I think I've figured out why.  I was having fun working on a Grand Unified Theory, and I was able to cancel out all variables except for LMNO.  The rest of the universe is net energy zero, sort of like a vacuum fart.  And since LMNO was the only guy in the room, apparently, we know he did it.

The important part is to keep him from doing it again.  One fucked up universe is enough.
Title: Re: Forever Lazy
Post by: Juana on December 26, 2011, 04:31:27 AM
Quote from: Nigel on December 24, 2011, 03:57:03 PM
I am seriously thinking of getting one so I can be a Teletubby for Halloween.
This would be completely amazing. :lulz:

These are so...infantile. Like, I can't even imagine a six year old being ok with these, because they're footie pajamas without the attached footies.
Title: Re: Forever Lazy
Post by: LMNO on December 26, 2011, 05:12:11 AM
VARIABLE, YOU CUNTS.