AhHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAGH
How have I not seen this before? HOW?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QoTcoJbhKM&feature=player_embedded
END TIMES.
Quote from: Nigel on December 24, 2011, 03:12:16 AM
AhHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAGH
How have I not seen this before? HOW?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QoTcoJbhKM&feature=player_embedded
END TIMES.
What.
ETA: Also, why did these never catch on? Seems like exactly what America needs, I say.
Omg, they have front and back zip-flaps... I was all like: :x
Then I thought about it, and realized the potential future "Forever Lazy" porn sites. Then I was all like: :x :1fap:
This makes me hate America!
:argh!:
I saw this for the first time ever in a store earlier this evening! :x
There was once a time when people at least TRIED to maintain an illusion of dignity.
coma cozy (http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/371415/january-18-2011/coma-cozy)
FLEECE PYJAMAS WITH ZIPPERS?!!! HOLY CRAP WHAT'S NEXT, VELCRO SHOES??
Nothing wrong with the product, IMO. It's the commercial that makes it so retarded.
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 24, 2011, 12:43:56 PM
FLEECE PYJAMAS WITH ZIPPERS?!!! HOLY CRAP WHAT'S NEXT, VELCRO SHOES??
Nothing wrong with the product, IMO. It's the commercial that makes it so retarded.
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
VELCRO IS THE ANTI-lace? :?
I DONT KNOW BUT IM SURE RETARDED HOMESHOPPING COMMERCIALS BEING A SIGN OF THE END TIMES HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE LAW OF FIVES AT ALL
These are incredibly popular in norway. People wear them OUTSIDE. :argh!:
How do you know, it's dark outside in Norway this time of the year.
This might explain a few things.
(http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/309/tripforeverlazy.png)
These give me that feeling like everythng is about to turn dystopian, and I can't put my finger on WHY.
Quote from: Richter on December 24, 2011, 03:50:10 PM
These give me that feeling like everythng is about to turn dystopian, and I can't put my finger on WHY.
See?
END TIMES!
Also, linked from that commercial was one that I honestly cannot believe I haven't seen before. I need to keep my fingers closer to the terrifying, hilarious pulse of America. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IrlhLF1c3k&feature=related
I am seriously thinking of getting one so I can be a Teletubby for Halloween.
Quote from: Nigel on December 24, 2011, 03:56:36 PM
Quote from: Richter on December 24, 2011, 03:50:10 PM
These give me that feeling like everythng is about to turn dystopian, and I can't put my finger on WHY.
See?
END TIMES!
Also, linked from that commercial was one that I honestly cannot believe I haven't seen before. I need to keep my fingers closer to the terrifying, hilarious pulse of America. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IrlhLF1c3k&feature=related
AND YOUR PETS WILL LOVE IT TOO! :x
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 24, 2011, 12:43:56 PM
FLEECE PYJAMAS WITH ZIPPERS?!!! HOLY CRAP WHAT'S NEXT, VELCRO SHOES??
Nothing wrong with the product, IMO. It's the commercial that makes it so retarded.
Sort of what I was thinking. WTF is so revolutionary and exciting about a fleece onesie? Other than trying to one-up the Snuggie? :?
Quote from: Cainad on December 24, 2011, 04:20:16 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 24, 2011, 12:43:56 PM
FLEECE PYJAMAS WITH ZIPPERS?!!! HOLY CRAP WHAT'S NEXT, VELCRO SHOES??
Nothing wrong with the product, IMO. It's the commercial that makes it so retarded.
Sort of what I was thinking. WTF is so revolutionary and exciting about a fleece onesie? Other than trying to one-up the Snuggie? :?
Of course it's the marketing that makes it hilarious. And the name. And the suggestion that college kids wear them to tailgate parties. Or that anyone wear them in public, ever.
And the fact that American adults are just fine with a product the very name of which implies that they are inert sacks of lard, with zippered panels for defecation.
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 24, 2011, 01:55:54 PM
How do you know, it's dark outside in Norway this time of the year.
I have excellent night vision and a flashlight.
Also, I cannot WAIT until pictures of enormously fat people on mobility scooters wearing these with the zippered panel accidentally half open start showing up on the People of Wal*Mart. If it hasn't happened already.
Dignity?
God Bless America!
Quote from: Richter on December 24, 2011, 03:50:10 PM
These give me that feeling like everythng is about to turn dystopian, and I can't put my finger on WHY.
It's because your universe is defective. I think I've figured out why. I was having fun working on a Grand Unified Theory, and I was able to cancel out all variables except for LMNO. The rest of the universe is net energy zero, sort of like a vacuum fart. And since LMNO was the only guy in the room, apparently, we know he did it.
The important part is to keep him from doing it again. One fucked up universe is enough.
Quote from: Nigel on December 24, 2011, 03:57:03 PM
I am seriously thinking of getting one so I can be a Teletubby for Halloween.
This would be completely amazing. :lulz:
These are so...infantile. Like, I can't even imagine a six year old being ok with these, because they're footie pajamas without the attached footies.
VARIABLE, YOU CUNTS.