Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Pæs on December 24, 2011, 11:05:38 AM

Title: It's Christmas Day in New Zealand
Post by: Pæs on December 24, 2011, 11:05:38 AM
WHAT DID YOU ASK SANTA TO BRING YOU THIS CHRISTMAS?

I'M GETTING INDIVIDUAL PAIRS OF TINY SOCKS FOR EACH OF MY TOES, FOR THOSE DAYS WHEN YOUR TOES ARE FREEZING BUT YOUR FEET ARE TOO WARM TO WEAR SOCKS.

(Yes, this is the BEST IDEA EVER THREAD, but with ++YULE)
Title: Re: It's Christmas Day in New Zealand
Post by: Rumckle on December 24, 2011, 04:24:40 PM
I ASKED FOR TWELVE DOGS A-FUCKING

AND SOME MORE BOOZE
Title: Re: It's Christmas Day in New Zealand
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on December 24, 2011, 08:27:14 PM
I ASKED FOR GILDED CONSTIPATION FORCEPS.

THAT SHIT IS GOLDEN.