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Principia Discordia => Aneristic Illusions => Topic started by: Triple Zero on December 26, 2011, 12:19:27 AM

Title: is this true?-police strapped man down, peppersprayed him to death (2.5y ago)
Post by: Triple Zero on December 26, 2011, 12:19:27 AM
http://www.myfoxtampabay.com/dpp/news/investigates/photo-shows-pepper-sprayed-prisoner-12142011

http://www.theagitator.com/2011/12/23/the-new-professionalism-17/

and the law enforcement officers got cleared??
Title: Re: is this true?-police strapped man down, peppersprayed him to death (2.5y ago)
Post by: BadBeast on December 26, 2011, 12:50:16 AM
They always do. Or they do here.

Recently the UN passed legislation which declared pepper spray was not to be classed as a chemical agent, like CS Gas, because it was a naturally occurring substance, and not an engineered chemical weapon. Giving the green light for Law Enforcement Agencies across the World to use it against their own citizens in good conscience.

Perhaps they could de-classify it some more, so that people would get 'seasoned' instead of sprayed, or gassed. "Continue to deploy condiment, until unit is appropriately seasoned". Have graduated strengths from "Mild Green" to "Jalopeno".

"Suspect then attacked Officer with what appeared to be an unseasoned Bratwurst" Verdict: Accidental over-seasoning
Title: Re: is this true?-police strapped man down, peppersprayed him to death (2.5y ago)
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 26, 2011, 02:18:00 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 26, 2011, 12:19:27 AM
http://www.myfoxtampabay.com/dpp/news/investigates/photo-shows-pepper-sprayed-prisoner-12142011

http://www.theagitator.com/2011/12/23/the-new-professionalism-17/

and the law enforcement officers got cleared??

Specifically, nobody was ever charged.

Once upon a time, I'd snicker and say "Florida".  But it's really the whole country, now.
Title: Re: is this true?-police strapped man down, peppersprayed him to death (2.5y ago)
Post by: Cain on December 27, 2011, 08:00:20 AM
Going by the description of everything else the police did...those sound like how suspected insurgents in Iraq and Afghanistan are prepped for "interrogation".

Lots of those guys often die, too.  It's a good thing that criminals and smudgy people only understand the language of violence, or else the people involved would have to feel really bad about that.
Title: Re: is this true?-police strapped man down, peppersprayed him to death (2.5y ago)
Post by: Nast on December 27, 2011, 08:13:20 AM
Well I for one feel safer.
Title: Re: is this true?-police strapped man down, peppersprayed him to death (2.5y ago)
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on December 28, 2011, 11:20:47 AM
Its good we have these guardians of Order... otherwise everything would collapse into chaos.  :horrormirth: