Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 27, 2011, 05:51:13 PM

Title: Hello?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 27, 2011, 05:51:13 PM
*thump thump*

Is this thing working?
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 27, 2011, 05:53:13 PM
Okay, I give up.
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Don Coyote on December 27, 2011, 05:54:54 PM
Sir, we are going to ask that you cease and desist any and all  gyrations while doing sound checks. The cameras ARE rolling and I am certain the Director does not want to have to find a new crew of editors. The last group clawed out their spleens in terror when they had to edit out your last sound check.
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 27, 2011, 05:57:45 PM
Quote from: Pope Pastor Wolf-Something-Or-Other on December 27, 2011, 05:54:54 PM
Sir, we are going to ask that you cease and desist any and all  gyrations while doing sound checks. The cameras ARE rolling and I am certain the Director does not want to have to find a new crew of editors. The last group clawed out their spleens in terror when they had to edit out your last sound check.

I think we can safely stick a fork in it, dude.  It's over.
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: AFK on December 27, 2011, 06:05:12 PM
No offense to you spags, but when I have a choice between posting on the internet, or going outside to enjoy some happy fun anarchy with my kiddos.  Kiddos win 10 times out of 10.  I only had a chance to post this because they are eating lunch.  It's a holiday lull.  This too shall pass. 
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 27, 2011, 06:07:44 PM
Quote from: My Lady is a Cantaloupe on December 27, 2011, 06:05:12 PM
No offense to you spags, but when I have a choice between posting on the internet, or going outside to enjoy some happy fun anarchy with my kiddos.  Kiddos win 10 times out of 10.  I only had a chance to post this because they are eating lunch.  It's a holiday lull.  This too shall pass. 

The lull has been going on for months.
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 27, 2011, 06:25:56 PM
And i hope to help reverse the lull. At the moment though im working and also trying to find cheap enough car insurance so i dont fuck my wallet too bad.
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 27, 2011, 06:38:35 PM
Understandable, but it doesn't change the basic fact that nothing is happening here.  When nothing happens, we bicker.  We've even - for the most part - stopped doing that.

This board has less traffic than Fizzy Grizzly.  No shit.  There's always a good reason, but the facts remain the same.
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 27, 2011, 06:46:18 PM
Fair enough. I am actively working to get my slack back. Last week i attempted to bury the hatchet with my last bands vocalist mostly for villagers sake. He looked at me blankly when i said that but i felt lighter after. I didnt hate him anymore. I even congratulated him on doing a good show. And it did make the holidays less stressful for villager.
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: AFK on December 27, 2011, 07:57:02 PM
But if the posting stops or slows does that mean the Discordia stops or slows? 

I don't think so. 
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 27, 2011, 09:46:07 PM
I want open bar back  :argh!:


god damn it.


Where else can I shout out a random nonsensical blurb for no reason and this sentence is going nowhere.
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: EK WAFFLR on December 27, 2011, 09:47:08 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 27, 2011, 09:46:07 PM
I want open bar back  :argh!:


god damn it.


Where else can I shout out a random nonsensical blurb for no reason and this sentence is going nowhere.

Make a thread about sentences that doesn't end like one would buttsex.
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 27, 2011, 09:49:54 PM
This cat has no penis
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f45/Squidoid667/Darnell.jpg)


and i'm going to do whatever i lost it.
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 27, 2011, 09:51:28 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 27, 2011, 09:46:07 PM
I want open bar back  :argh!:


god damn it.


Where else can I shout out a random nonsensical blurb for no reason and this sentence is going nowhere.

ECH made that call.  I at the time supported him, as I couldn't take hearing any more details about Suu's plumbing.

Contact him.  Allow me to suggest terrorist threats.  He usually doesn't respond to those, but you're scarier than regular folks.
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 27, 2011, 09:52:31 PM
MY LUNGS ARE FULL OF BEES!!
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: EK WAFFLR on December 27, 2011, 09:53:47 PM
And, for the record. I think closing down the open bar was a Good Thing™.
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: President Television on December 27, 2011, 09:54:39 PM
Would it help if I invited an anarchocapitalist friend of a friend of mine over? He likes to invoke Aristotelian logic and maybe the fresh meat will do the forum good.
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 27, 2011, 09:54:58 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 27, 2011, 09:52:31 PM
MY LUNGS ARE FULL OF BEES!!

"Florida".
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 27, 2011, 09:55:06 PM
Wait a minute hold up...



are you suggesting I PM the Mgt?


:ohnotache:
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 27, 2011, 09:55:54 PM
Quote from: Uncle Wallified on December 27, 2011, 09:54:39 PM
Would it help if I invited an anarchocapitalist friend of a friend of mine over? He likes to invoke Aristotelian logic and maybe the fresh meat will do the forum good.

Dear God.

Look, you do what you want.  But when Cain and everyone and then upside down and blood all over the don't come crying to me.
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 27, 2011, 09:56:11 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 27, 2011, 09:55:06 PM
Wait a minute hold up...



are you suggesting I PM the Mgt?


:ohnotache:

Are ya skeered?
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: President Television on December 27, 2011, 09:57:46 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 27, 2011, 09:55:54 PM
Quote from: Uncle Wallified on December 27, 2011, 09:54:39 PM
Would it help if I invited an anarchocapitalist friend of a friend of mine over? He likes to invoke Aristotelian logic and maybe the fresh meat will do the forum good.

Dear God.

Look, you do what you want.  But when Cain and everyone and then upside down and blood all over the don't come crying to me.

That's the idea, Rev. Fertilize the tree with the blood of libertarians and such.
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 27, 2011, 09:58:29 PM
Quote from: Uncle Wallified on December 27, 2011, 09:57:46 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 27, 2011, 09:55:54 PM
Quote from: Uncle Wallified on December 27, 2011, 09:54:39 PM
Would it help if I invited an anarchocapitalist friend of a friend of mine over? He likes to invoke Aristotelian logic and maybe the fresh meat will do the forum good.

Dear God.

Look, you do what you want.  But when Cain and everyone and then upside down and blood all over the don't come crying to me.

That's the idea, Rev. Fertilize the tree with the blood of libertarians and such.

Oh, I like that.   :)
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: EK WAFFLR on December 27, 2011, 09:58:48 PM
This The Mgt you are talking about. Is he like General Zod?
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 27, 2011, 09:59:23 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 27, 2011, 09:56:11 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 27, 2011, 09:55:06 PM
Wait a minute hold up...



are you suggesting I PM the Mgt?


:ohnotache:

Are ya skeered?

You know what happened last time. I'm still trying to get all that blood and grease out of the carpet.
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 27, 2011, 10:00:04 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 27, 2011, 09:58:48 PM
This The Mgt you are talking about. Is he like General Zod?

Sit down for a second, have a cup of tea and maybe a smoke.

Then come back here and tell me if you actually want to know.
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 27, 2011, 10:00:32 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 27, 2011, 09:59:23 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 27, 2011, 09:56:11 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 27, 2011, 09:55:06 PM
Wait a minute hold up...



are you suggesting I PM the Mgt?


:ohnotache:

Are ya skeered?

You know what happened last time. I'm still trying to get all that blood and grease out of the carpet.

ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: EK WAFFLR on December 27, 2011, 10:02:52 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 27, 2011, 10:00:04 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 27, 2011, 09:58:48 PM
This The Mgt you are talking about. Is he like General Zod?

Sit down for a second, have a cup of tea and maybe a smoke.

Then come back here and tell me if you actually want to know.

I ain't 'fraid of no ghost.
BUt yeah, I actually want to know.
I got a cup of coffee and a smoke in my hand. And Rum, in case things get really ugly.
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 27, 2011, 10:06:33 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 27, 2011, 10:02:52 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 27, 2011, 10:00:04 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 27, 2011, 09:58:48 PM
This The Mgt you are talking about. Is he like General Zod?

Sit down for a second, have a cup of tea and maybe a smoke.

Then come back here and tell me if you actually want to know.

I ain't 'fraid of no ghost.
BUt yeah, I actually want to know.
I got a cup of coffee and a smoke in my hand. And Rum, in case things get really ugly.


PM the user account "The Mgt" and complain about something.

It's sort of an initiation thing.  Nothing bad actually happens.

Tell him I sent ya.
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: EK WAFFLR on December 27, 2011, 10:13:20 PM
Done.
Awaiting Divine Punishment.
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Pæs on December 27, 2011, 10:32:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 27, 2011, 05:51:13 PM
Hello?

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_DRjFsnvrR9Y/SeYD2vo4a-I/AAAAAAAAA5M/AJ8YNuoNiN4/s400/lionel%25252525252525252Britchie.jpg)
Is it me you're looking for?
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: EK WAFFLR on December 27, 2011, 10:34:46 PM
(http://bridge-outsourcing.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/looking.jpg)

'Cause I wonder where you are
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 27, 2011, 10:36:14 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 27, 2011, 09:53:47 PM
And, for the record. I think closing down the open bar was a Good Thing™.


Yes. Every once in a while I get an urge to post something in Open Bar, and then I realize that I'll have to start a thread for it, and then I ask myself "is this something people will care about or have a meaningful reply to? Or is it basically a Twitter update?"

Now, don't get me wrong; I actually miss some of the banter that went on in Open Bar. What I don't miss are entire days where nobody appears to be really reading, let alone responding to, other people's posts, and it's just an endless stream of "I'm pooping" tweets.
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 27, 2011, 10:39:20 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 27, 2011, 10:13:20 PM
Done.
Awaiting Divine Punishment.

:eek: Well, you might as well "mark all read" now, buddy.
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: EK WAFFLR on December 27, 2011, 10:42:21 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 27, 2011, 10:39:20 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 27, 2011, 10:13:20 PM
Done.
Awaiting Divine Punishment.

:eek: Well, you might as well "mark all read" now, buddy.


I've read every single post on the forum. It's all read.
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 27, 2011, 10:49:44 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 27, 2011, 10:36:14 PM
and it's just an endless stream of "I'm pooping" tweets.

Amazingly enough, that's my default position.

So my tweets were "I have stopped poomping."
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Cain on December 27, 2011, 10:59:50 PM
Lolz.  Anarchocapitalist + Aristotle = Ayn Rand tard.  In spirit, if not in fact.

A = A and all that shit.  Its like, deep, man.  You wouldn't understand it, you parasitic untermenschen.
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: EK WAFFLR on December 27, 2011, 11:01:17 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 27, 2011, 10:59:50 PM
Lolz.  Anarchocapitalist + Aristotle = Ayn Rand tard.  In spirit, if not in fact.

A = A and all that shit.  Its like, deep, man.  You wouldn't understand it, you parasitic untermenschen.

(http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2008/gallery/dwts/penn_jillette.jpg)
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 28, 2011, 12:09:22 AM
Quote from: Nigel on December 27, 2011, 10:39:20 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 27, 2011, 10:13:20 PM
Done.
Awaiting Divine Punishment.

:eek: Well, you might as well "mark all read" now, buddy.


SHIT FUCK DAMN!
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: President Television on December 28, 2011, 12:28:48 AM
Quote from: Cain on December 27, 2011, 10:59:50 PM
Lolz.  Anarchocapitalist + Aristotle = Ayn Rand tard.  In spirit, if not in fact.

A = A and all that shit.  Its like, deep, man.  You wouldn't understand it, you parasitic untermenschen.

I've explained this to him. He denies it thoroughly.

ETA: Did I mention that he's Canadian?
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 28, 2011, 12:39:13 AM
Quote from: Uncle Wallified on December 28, 2011, 12:28:48 AM
Quote from: Cain on December 27, 2011, 10:59:50 PM
Lolz.  Anarchocapitalist + Aristotle = Ayn Rand tard.  In spirit, if not in fact.

A = A and all that shit.  Its like, deep, man.  You wouldn't understand it, you parasitic untermenschen.

I've explained this to him. He denies it thoroughly.

ETA: Did I mention that he's Canadian?


Weird.  Canadians are communists, not libertarians.
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Triple Zero on December 28, 2011, 02:38:22 AM
I would totally read Squiddy's random nonsensical blurb thread, btw.

(haven't checked the latest posts yet, hope there is one!)
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Cain on December 28, 2011, 12:01:25 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 28, 2011, 12:39:13 AM
Quote from: Uncle Wallified on December 28, 2011, 12:28:48 AM
Quote from: Cain on December 27, 2011, 10:59:50 PM
Lolz.  Anarchocapitalist + Aristotle = Ayn Rand tard.  In spirit, if not in fact.

A = A and all that shit.  Its like, deep, man.  You wouldn't understand it, you parasitic untermenschen.

I've explained this to him. He denies it thoroughly.

ETA: Did I mention that he's Canadian?


Weird.  Canadians are communists, not libertarians.

It makes sense, when you consider Libertarianism is the Marxism of the Right.

I'll say this much though: anarchocapitalism is at least somewhat more coherent than libertarianism.  Unless its Hans-Hermann Hoppe, who thinks he can rename a government as a security-insurance company and that will make everything better.
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 29, 2011, 12:48:57 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 28, 2011, 12:09:22 AM
Quote from: Nigel on December 27, 2011, 10:39:20 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 27, 2011, 10:13:20 PM
Done.
Awaiting Divine Punishment.

:eek: Well, you might as well "mark all read" now, buddy.


SHIT FUCK DAMN!

:lol:
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: LMNO on December 29, 2011, 02:36:12 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 27, 2011, 10:34:46 PM
(http://bridge-outsourcing.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/looking.jpg)

'Cause I wonder where you are



Because I haven't got a
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