YOUR LACK OF VOWELS DISTURBS US AND RENDERS US BEFUDDLED AS TO THE PROPER PRONUNCIATION OF YOUR CHOSEN HANDLE, THEREFORE WE REQUIRE THAT YOU CHANGE IT WITH ALL HASTE.
HOWEVER, WE ARE ALSO A MAN OF SCIENCE AND RECOGNIZE THE IMPULSE BEHIND YOUR FOOLISH MESSAGE AS ONE THAT SERVES THE GREATER GOOD, THEREFORE WE DO NOT REQUIRE THAT THE NAME CHANGE BE A PERMANENT ONE. WE DEMAND THAT FOR A PERIOD OF ONE WEEK, YOUR PD.COM USER NAME WILL BE "AREOLA SHINERBOCK". YOU WILL KEEP A RUNNING JOURNAL AND DOCUMENT ANY BEHAVIORAL CHANGES EITHER REAL OR PERCEIVED IN THE USERS YOU INTERACT WITH DURING THAT TIME. YOU WILL ALSO TROLL AT LEAST ONE OTHER FORUM UNDER THAT NAME, PREFERABLY A PUA/SEDUCTION FORUM.
WE WILL ENABLE THE NAME-CHANGE FUNCTION AND GIVE YOU 24 HOURS TO VOLUNTARILY COMPLY WITH OUR "REQUEST".
I will also do this for science.
Quick question though- what is PUA?
Neil Strauss' PUA forum might be good for a laugh or ten.
hxxp://www.stylelife.com/vbulletin/
This is going to end up being one of those trolls I should probably give Villager a heads up about, huh?
I have no idea who the Villager is. :(
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 28, 2011, 01:14:56 AM
I have no idea who the Villager is. :(
My girlfriend/bassist
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=6821
She doesn't post very much, but will upon occasion.
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 28, 2011, 01:25:12 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 28, 2011, 01:24:25 AM
Quote from: Areola Shinerbock on December 28, 2011, 01:16:46 AM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 28, 2011, 01:14:56 AM
I have no idea who the Villager is. :(
My girlfriend/bassist
She has two arms, Waffle Iron, so I doubt you know her.
You're right. I prefer the company of one-armed male bassists.
Still kinda trying to figure out how that works. I'm reluctant to ask you, since I want to figure it out on my own. I guess it might help if you told me if he's a righty or a lefty naturally and which arm is missing.
Quote from: Areola Shinerbock on December 28, 2011, 01:35:42 AM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 28, 2011, 01:25:12 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 28, 2011, 01:24:25 AM
Quote from: Areola Shinerbock on December 28, 2011, 01:16:46 AM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 28, 2011, 01:14:56 AM
I have no idea who the Villager is. :(
My girlfriend/bassist
She has two arms, Waffle Iron, so I doubt you know her.
You're right. I prefer the company of one-armed male bassists.
Still kinda trying to figure out how that works. I'm reluctant to ask you, since I want to figure it out on my own. I guess it might help if you told me if he's a righty or a lefty naturally and which arm is missing.
No idea if he's Normal™ or not, but he's missing his right arm almost up to the elbow.
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 28, 2011, 01:37:11 AM
Quote from: Areola Shinerbock on December 28, 2011, 01:35:42 AM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 28, 2011, 01:25:12 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 28, 2011, 01:24:25 AM
Quote from: Areola Shinerbock on December 28, 2011, 01:16:46 AM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 28, 2011, 01:14:56 AM
I have no idea who the Villager is. :(
My girlfriend/bassist
She has two arms, Waffle Iron, so I doubt you know her.
You're right. I prefer the company of one-armed male bassists.
Still kinda trying to figure out how that works. I'm reluctant to ask you, since I want to figure it out on my own. I guess it might help if you told me if he's a righty or a lefty naturally and which arm is missing.
No idea if he's Normal™ or not, but he's missing his right arm almost up to the elbow.
So it's more like an arm and a half.
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 28, 2011, 01:37:11 AM
Quote from: Areola Shinerbock on December 28, 2011, 01:35:42 AM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 28, 2011, 01:25:12 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 28, 2011, 01:24:25 AM
Quote from: Areola Shinerbock on December 28, 2011, 01:16:46 AM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 28, 2011, 01:14:56 AM
I have no idea who the Villager is. :(
My girlfriend/bassist
She has two arms, Waffle Iron, so I doubt you know her.
You're right. I prefer the company of one-armed male bassists.
Still kinda trying to figure out how that works. I'm reluctant to ask you, since I want to figure it out on my own. I guess it might help if you told me if he's a righty or a lefty naturally and which arm is missing.
No idea if he's Normal™ or not, but he's missing his right arm almost up to the elbow.
Is it a birth defect or an injury? I'm guessing if he's missing his dominant hand, he frets with the existing one, and strums with his toes or some shit. Or, conversely he has some weirdly set up bass where there's like 7 strings, and they're tuned to a key.
edited for quote fail.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 28, 2011, 01:41:30 AM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 28, 2011, 01:37:11 AM
Quote from: Areola Shinerbock on December 28, 2011, 01:35:42 AM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 28, 2011, 01:25:12 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 28, 2011, 01:24:25 AM
Quote from: Areola Shinerbock on December 28, 2011, 01:16:46 AM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 28, 2011, 01:14:56 AM
I have no idea who the Villager is. :(
My girlfriend/bassist
She has two arms, Waffle Iron, so I doubt you know her.
You're right. I prefer the company of one-armed male bassists.
Still kinda trying to figure out how that works. I'm reluctant to ask you, since I want to figure it out on my own. I guess it might help if you told me if he's a righty or a lefty naturally and which arm is missing.
No idea if he's Normal™ or not, but he's missing his right arm almost up to the elbow.
So it's more like an arm and a half.
According to him it's an arm and a dildo.
Villager came home (I'm crashing with until Friday), so my time on PD is going to be cut short, so I can spend some time with her and drink some Riesling, but I'll take a quick look at the Hodge Podge thread to see if anyone's riffed off my idea, and of course, show her this thread for the troll heads up. But here we are, pic taken about 5 minutes ago by our keyboardist/her roommate.
(http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa66/dracolupus/twidvillager.jpg)
Quote from: Areola Shinerbock on December 28, 2011, 02:05:00 AM
Villager came home (I'm crashing with until Friday), so my time on PD is going to be cut short, so I can spend some time with her and drink some Riesling,
Better be good quality Mosel or Austrian Riesling!
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 28, 2011, 02:06:54 AM
Quote from: Areola Shinerbock on December 28, 2011, 02:05:00 AM
Villager came home (I'm crashing with until Friday), so my time on PD is going to be cut short, so I can spend some time with her and drink some Riesling,
Better be good quality Mosel or Austrian Riesling!
This is America. It's goat piss with added preservatives.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 28, 2011, 02:07:45 AM
This is America. It's goat piss with added preservatives.
Don't be too hard on America. Francis Ford Coppola is able to make some decent wines.
It's Australian. This of course means bottoms up.
Quote from: Areola Shinerbock on December 28, 2011, 02:10:21 AM
It's Australian. This of course means bottoms up.
Barossa Valley, I hope.
Quote from: Areola Shinerbock on December 28, 2011, 02:10:21 AM
It's Australian. This of course means bottoms up.
Fosters: Australian for Miller Lite.
Barossa Valley. 2010.
Quote from: Areola Shinerbock on December 28, 2011, 02:14:39 AM
Barossa Valley. 2010.
I love that I made you check.
And Barossa Valley makes decent rieslings. Thumbs up.
Waffle Iron,
Wine Snobbery has never been more tedious.
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 28, 2011, 02:16:08 AM
Quote from: Areola Shinerbock on December 28, 2011, 02:14:39 AM
Barossa Valley. 2010.
I love that I made you check.
And Barossa Valley makes decent rieslings. Thumbs up.
Waffle Iron,
Wine Snobbery has never been more tedious.
Used to work at a liquor store myself. Understandable. I was more of a beer expert at that time.
And actually, at the time I was working with Villager's brother/our former vocalist (the local scene is incestuous as fuck), and getting that job lead me to not only meet her, but to form the band that lead to the current band.
PM for the nutshell if you want to know.
I know all about incestuous music scenes. Just look up all the Norwegian Black metal bands who share one or more members.
Missed the church burnings but am a fan of norwegian black metal.
I know several of the church burners.
Luckily they've grown up a bit since then.
Primarily an emperor fan. Not big on burzum.
Quote from: Areola Shinerbock on December 28, 2011, 03:38:36 AM
Primarily an emperor fan. Not big on burzum.
Burzum is very special, and his new-agey prison albums suck donkey-balls. But I like it.
While i do appreciate burzum musically im always going to think two things. Vargs a shithead and ihsahn never got arrested because he was too smart for that shit.
Quote from: Areola Shinerbock on December 28, 2011, 04:18:53 AM
While i do appreciate burzum musically im always going to think two things. Vargs a shithead and ihsahn never got arrested because he was too smart for that shit.
Truth™.
I've met them both, and Varg is completely off the rails insane.
Too add- samoth got involved in the same stupid arson shit and faust got involved in the worse murder shit but they replaced faust with trim. Fuck faust and fuck varg and fuck snorr ruch.
Wow. Can you get vegard to autograph something for me? Hes a smart fucker. It can be a napkin.
Quote from: Areola Shinerbock on December 28, 2011, 04:24:07 AM
Wow. Can you get vegard to autograph something for me? Hes a smart fucker. It can be a napkin.
When/if I see him again, sure thing! Haven't spoken to him in a couple of years.
Sweet. I know his real name obviously and his phone number is public but i dont want to be that random douche who calls up and goes "hey what are the lyrics to night of the graveless souls and also you kick ass."
Hahaha. He's such a recluse, so I have no idea why his number is public.
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 28, 2011, 04:54:01 AM
Hahaha. He's such a recluse, so I have no idea why his number is public.
Maybe he's guessing that his real name is hard to figure out, and where he lives.
But really, if a random spag in the US is reasonably sure it's this guy, he's not doing enough to hide his identity. It really is not that hard to find out Ihsahn's phone number and address. And by not that hard, I mean, knowing a bit about the band and going on google. Seriously.
You only have to look on Emperor's Wiki page to find what you need.
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 28, 2011, 05:14:01 AM
You only have to look on Emperor's Wiki page to find what you need.
I didn't even do that. I read Lords of Chaos and a random Metal magazine, and, whoops. Hey dude.
This will be a problem if I ever get famous. I PMed you my name. Google it. There's like 3 of us in the world, and only one of us is American.
Just googled myself.
Guess who is the top result.
I saw that!
Also, google auto-suggested [your name] faceboook.
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 28, 2011, 05:23:51 AM
I saw that!
Also, google auto-suggested [your name] faceboook.
Damn.
I really don't know how to feel now.
One of my best friends in high school, etymologically has the same last name as me (beauty of anglicized Irish names). His is way more common in the US. mine is more common in Ireland, but consider that there are more Irish people in America than Ireland. 4 million people in Ireland, and my surname is an uncommon one there. A noble one, just like every other Irish last name, but a rare one nonetheless.
I was pleasantly surprised that my best friend was also a distant cousin, who fucked up spelling his last name.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 28, 2011, 02:12:42 AM
Quote from: Areola Shinerbock on December 28, 2011, 02:10:21 AM
It's Australian. This of course means bottoms up.
Fosters: Australian for Miller Lite.
Seriously. Fosters is piss.
Only Englishmen and Australians wanting to show off how Australian they are when abroad drink Fosters.
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 28, 2011, 05:23:51 AM
I saw that!
Also, google auto-suggested [your name] faceboook.
TWID IS KEVIN SPACEY?!!!! :eek:
I Googled "Areola Shinerbock" and got a lot of buttery nipple hits. :?
Quote from: The Mgt on December 27, 2011, 11:20:31 PM
YOUR LACK OF VOWELS DISTURBS US AND RENDERS US BEFUDDLED AS TO THE PROPER PRONUNCIATION OF YOUR CHOSEN HANDLE, THEREFORE WE REQUIRE THAT YOU CHANGE IT WITH ALL HASTE.
HOWEVER, WE ARE ALSO A MAN OF SCIENCE AND RECOGNIZE THE IMPULSE BEHIND YOUR FOOLISH MESSAGE AS ONE THAT SERVES THE GREATER GOOD, THEREFORE WE DO NOT REQUIRE THAT THE NAME CHANGE BE A PERMANENT ONE. WE DEMAND THAT FOR A PERIOD OF ONE WEEK, YOUR PD.COM USER NAME WILL BE "AREOLA SHINERBOCK". YOU WILL KEEP A RUNNING JOURNAL AND DOCUMENT ANY BEHAVIORAL CHANGES EITHER REAL OR PERCEIVED IN THE USERS YOU INTERACT WITH DURING THAT TIME. YOU WILL ALSO TROLL AT LEAST ONE OTHER FORUM UNDER THAT NAME, PREFERABLY A PUA/SEDUCTION FORUM.
WE WILL ENABLE THE NAME-CHANGE FUNCTION AND GIVE YOU 24 HOURS TO VOLUNTARILY COMPLY WITH OUR "REQUEST".
Since the one week period is over, I will be changing my name back.
I have not noticed any behavioral changes. At first it seemed like people were crankier towards me, but that may have been me wanting to get 2011 over with.
I have not yet trolled a forum with this name as my spare time has been focused on other things for the past week, but I feel that changing my name back will be of benefit to the troll anyway, since the name will be less likely to cough up PD if they google that name.
New avatar too. Hit refresh.
Thank you. My behavioural change was that I kept being confused who was that guy again. And for some reason my initial though kept being Freeky, something to do with the colours in the previous avatar or something.
There is one change. I may never be able to call you Twid again, Mr. Bock.
Quote from: Waffle Iron on January 08, 2012, 05:23:04 PM
There is one change. I may never be able to call you Twid again, Mr. Bock.
You will, or, I will end up being the one to avenge Ireland for all those monastery lootings.