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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: The Mgt on December 27, 2011, 11:37:19 PM

Title: TO THE USER KNOWN AS "WAFFLE IRON"
Post by: The Mgt on December 27, 2011, 11:37:19 PM
YOU WILL POST A LINK TO A VIDEO CONTAINING RECORDED FOOTAGE OF YOURSELF EATING A BITE OF LUTEFISK. WE REQUIRE THAT A CLOSE-UP SHOT OF THE LUTEFISK BE INCLUDED IN THE VIDEO FOR VERIFICATION PURPOSES. YOU MAY WEAR A MASK, BUT IT MUST BE A MASQUERADE BALL-STYLE MASK THAT DOES NOT OBSCURE YOUR MOUTH OR NECK.

IN THE EVENT THAT YOU ARE ALLERGIC TO LUTEFISK, WE WILL ALLOW, AS A SUBSTITUTION, A VIDEO OF YOU FISTFIGHTING EITHER A RAINDEER OR VARG VIKERNES ALONG WITH A STILLSHOT OF THE PAGE IN YOUR MEDICAL FILE CONFIRMING A MEDICAL DIAGNOSIS OF LUTEFISK ALLERGY.

YOU WILL HAVE A PERIOD OF TEN DAYS IN WHICH TO COMPLETE THIS REQUIREMENT. SHOULD YOU FAIL TO SATISFACTORILY MEET OUR DEMANDS, YOUR USERNAME WILL BE CHANGED TO "MRS. CUDDLESWORTH" FOR A PERIOD OF INDEFINITE LENGTH OR UNTIL SUCH TIME AS YOUR ASSIGNMENT IS COMPLETED.
Title: Re: TO THE USER KNOWN AS "WAFFLE IRON"
Post by: EK WAFFLR on December 27, 2011, 11:39:11 PM
You are a kind and just Tyrant, The Mgt. Your will be done.
Title: Re: TO THE USER KNOWN AS "WAFFLE IRON"
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 29, 2011, 12:07:42 AM
Oh, THIS'll be good.  :lulz:
Title: Re: TO THE USER KNOWN AS "WAFFLE IRON"
Post by: EK WAFFLR on December 29, 2011, 06:23:34 PM
Sure about that Nigel?
Lutefisk in beard isn't very appealing.
Title: Re: TO THE USER KNOWN AS "WAFFLE IRON"
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 29, 2011, 07:56:03 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 29, 2011, 06:23:34 PM
Sure about that Nigel?
Lutefisk in beard isn't very appealing.

"Good" and "Appealing" don't have to coexist.
Title: Re: TO THE USER KNOWN AS "WAFFLE IRON"
Post by: EK WAFFLR on December 29, 2011, 09:02:02 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 29, 2011, 07:56:03 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 29, 2011, 06:23:34 PM
Sure about that Nigel?
Lutefisk in beard isn't very appealing.

"Good" and "Appealing" don't have to coexist.

I'm quite aware. But I wonder if it will be enough to be weird. I'll certainly do my best.
Title: Re: TO THE USER KNOWN AS "WAFFLE IRON"
Post by: Kai on December 30, 2011, 12:51:31 AM
I must see this Lutefisk experiment. :science:
Title: Re: TO THE USER KNOWN AS "WAFFLE IRON"
Post by: EK WAFFLR on December 30, 2011, 01:18:05 AM
You all know that you're forcing me to make a new youtube account for this, right?

IT'S SO MUCH WORK
:argh!:
Title: Re: TO THE USER KNOWN AS "WAFFLE IRON"
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 30, 2011, 05:41:37 AM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 29, 2011, 09:02:02 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 29, 2011, 07:56:03 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 29, 2011, 06:23:34 PM
Sure about that Nigel?
Lutefisk in beard isn't very appealing.

"Good" and "Appealing" don't have to coexist.

I'm quite aware. But I wonder if it will be enough to be weird. I'll certainly do my best.

Dude, you have that beard and crazy eyes. What could go wrong?
Title: Re: TO THE USER KNOWN AS "WAFFLE IRON"
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 30, 2011, 05:43:18 AM
Quote from: Nigel on December 30, 2011, 05:41:37 AM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 29, 2011, 09:02:02 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 29, 2011, 07:56:03 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 29, 2011, 06:23:34 PM
Sure about that Nigel?
Lutefisk in beard isn't very appealing.

"Good" and "Appealing" don't have to coexist.

I'm quite aware. But I wonder if it will be enough to be weird. I'll certainly do my best.

Dude, you have that beard and crazy eyes. What could go wrong?

Those would both improve the situation.

Especially with crazy eyes and lutefisk bits in the beard.