(http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2257/3534516458_48e4e8595f_z.jpg) | A young Discordian named Nopants's car broke down on his way to the market. His friends in the car all said "Awww! This is going to be expensive to fix. That's terrible!" Nopants said "Maybe..." The mechanic closed the hood and told him that it was lucky he came in when he did. It turns out the engine had a much more expensive problem that they caught before it exploded in a deadly fireball. The car was fixed, but Nopants was broke. So he applied for a job in a big office building. He nailed the interview and was told he could start on Monday. His friends were overjoyed for him. "Congradulations on getting that job, that's great news!" Nopants replied "Maybe..." From then on, he spent his days staring at four gray cubicle walls, entering data onto spreadsheets. It was a boring, dead-end job full of stresses and bereft of meaning. Years passed inside the stale office building. One day, another position within the company opened. It offered good pay, meaningful work, and an office with a window. Nopants interviewed, and was perfect for the job, but a lot of people had applied for it too. A few days later, Nopants's boss told him they weren't hiring him for that position. Nopants's family was frustrated on his behalf, "We're really sorry to hear that, Nopants. That's terrible news and you deserve better." "Hmmmm," said Nopants, "Maybe..." The next week, the company was bought by another company, and the position Nopants applied for was made redundant. The person in the office with a window was laid off. Nopants had become good at filling out spreadsheets, and had enough spare time to work on his art and poetry. His cubicle walls were no longer gray, but covered with silly collages that made him laugh like a ninny. One day, a girl was passing his cubicle, and saw the artwork within. Intrigued, she started up a conversation with Nopants, and they hit it off. Soon, they started dating. "I'm so happy for you Nopants," said his friends, "You two make a great couple, and I'm sure you'll live happily ever after!" Nopants smiled, "Maybe..." And for a few years, they lived happily. But eventually the girl became enamoured with someone else, and left Nopants for a spag who worked in sales. The spag gave Nopants the "finger guns" every time they saw each other in the hall. The girl clinged to his arm and avoided eye contact. "Aww Nopants," said his family, "It's too bad she left you," Nopants laughed, "Maybe..." |
Quote from: Areola Shinerbock on December 28, 2011, 04:28:24 PM
Also if it's somewhat autobiographical, you should do something about that gun hands thing.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 28, 2011, 04:29:40 PMQuote from: Areola Shinerbock on December 28, 2011, 04:28:24 PM
Also if it's somewhat autobiographical, you should do something about that gun hands thing.
Yeah. Something that involves twisting a bunch and a trip to the paper shredder in the mail room.
Quote from: Areola Shinerbock on December 28, 2011, 04:32:39 PMQuote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 28, 2011, 04:29:40 PMQuote from: Areola Shinerbock on December 28, 2011, 04:28:24 PM
Also if it's somewhat autobiographical, you should do something about that gun hands thing.
Yeah. Something that involves twisting a bunch and a trip to the paper shredder in the mail room.
The paper shredder I hadn't thought of.
Quote from: Areola Shinerbock on December 28, 2011, 04:28:24 PM
Incidentally, where did the character Nopants come from? I've seen him in some other stuff here before.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 28, 2011, 04:28:54 PM
Nopants seems to me to either be A) a mystic who isn't bothered by events and therefore "Bobs" along mid-stream while everyone else is ground into chum in the rapids, or B) a sissy who lets the world run him over.
Quote from: Cramulus on December 28, 2011, 04:46:10 PMQuote from: Areola Shinerbock on December 28, 2011, 04:28:24 PM
Incidentally, where did the character Nopants come from? I've seen him in some other stuff here before.
He appears in The Parable of the Gong (http://cramul.us/2010/09/the-parable-of-the-gong/). I invented him as an exemplar of the Discordian Monk. I visualize him wearing a bathrobe and no pants. It's kind of like - is he overprepared or underprepared?Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 28, 2011, 04:28:54 PM
Nopants seems to me to either be A) a mystic who isn't bothered by events and therefore "Bobs" along mid-stream while everyone else is ground into chum in the rapids, or B) a sissy who lets the world run him over.
Yeah, he can be seen as both, but the trick is that he never gets flattened. His pearl is inside, the world can't touch it.
He doesn't get hung up on these good/bad labels because they're just cosmetic descriptions--illusions! He's the kind of guy that can live well no matter where he is. He's always smirking, and he never has a bad day.
Quote from: Cramulus on December 28, 2011, 04:50:29 PM
yeah, they could probably be cousins :lulz:
(and incidentally, the finger-gun guy is fiction)
Quote from: Cramulus on December 28, 2011, 04:46:10 PMQuote from: Areola Shinerbock on December 28, 2011, 04:28:24 PM
Incidentally, where did the character Nopants come from? I've seen him in some other stuff here before.
He appears in The Parable of the Gong (http://cramul.us/2010/09/the-parable-of-the-gong/). I invented him as an exemplar of the Discordian Monk. I visualize him wearing a bathrobe and no pants. It's kind of like - is he overprepared or underprepared?Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 28, 2011, 04:28:54 PM
Nopants seems to me to either be A) a mystic who isn't bothered by events and therefore "Bobs" along mid-stream while everyone else is ground into chum in the rapids, or B) a sissy who lets the world run him over.
Yeah, he can be seen as both, but the trick is that he never gets flattened. His pearl is inside, the world can't touch it.
He doesn't get hung up on these good/bad labels because they're just cosmetic descriptions--illusions! He's the kind of guy that can live well no matter where he is. He's always smirking, and he never has a bad day.
Quote from: Cramulus on December 28, 2011, 05:08:15 PM
Oh! So the feedback I'm looking for is: I'm trying to find good examples of good/bad being really subjective, transient.
The original story is about a farmer.
The farmer's prize horse runs away
and everybody's so sorry for him.
and the horse comes back a week later, leading a herd of horses,
so it's good news
but while the farmer is wrangling his horses, he breaks his leg,
and everybody thinks this is bad news
but the next week, the army comes by to draft all able bodied men for the war,
and the farmer doesn't have to go.
I wanted to carry this into 2012, talking about issues we're all familiar with: possessions, money, jobs, and love
and I want to show a glimpse of the primal chaos behind the subjective illusions of good and bad, fate and fortune.
Do my examples succeed at this? Is there a way to make it more poignant, easy to relate to?
Quote from: Nigel on December 29, 2011, 03:27:49 AM
This thread reminds me of the study about synthesizing happiness.
I wonder if I can find that... it talks about how a lot of happiness comes about by the person telling themselves that, whatever it is, it's better that way. There are some very interesting mental tricks that go along with that.
Quote from: Cramulus on December 28, 2011, 05:08:15 PMOh! So the feedback I'm looking for is: I'm trying to find good examples of good/bad being really subjective, transient.
The original story is about a farmer.
The farmer's prize horse runs away
and everybody's so sorry for him.
and the horse comes back a week later, leading a herd of horses,
so it's good news
but while the farmer is wrangling his horses, he breaks his leg,
and everybody thinks this is bad news
but the next week, the army comes by to draft all able bodied men for the war,
and the farmer doesn't have to go.
I wanted to carry this into 2012, talking about issues we're all familiar with: possessions, money, jobs, and love
and I want to show a glimpse of the primal chaos behind the subjective illusions of good and bad, fate and fortune.
Do my examples succeed at this? Is there a way to make it more poignant, easy to relate to?
QuoteHe appears in The Parable of the Gong. I invented him as an exemplar of the Discordian Monk. I visualize him wearing a bathrobe and no pants. It's kind of like - is he overprepared or underprepared?Maybe he's at ease with world and greets it with a kind smile, just like someone after a good, relaxing bath.