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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 28, 2011, 05:42:09 PM

Title: Talk about customer service...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 28, 2011, 05:42:09 PM
...The owner at Ocean Marketing going apeshit on some poor guy who just wants to know whether he's going to get some game controllers he ordered by Christmas:

http://penny-arcade.com/resources/just-wow1.html
Title: Re: Talk about customer service...
Post by: Luna on December 28, 2011, 05:55:42 PM
Charming.
Title: Re: Talk about customer service...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 28, 2011, 06:03:47 PM
Apparently that guy is a 24/7 professional douche because a very similar incident went down earlier this year already:

http://www.natesnetwork.com/Poor-customer-service

Followup:

http://penny-arcade.com/comic
http://penny-arcade.com/resources/an-update1.html

Funny video someone made about it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqV9kx40RG0\
Title: Re: Talk about customer service...
Post by: Don Coyote on December 28, 2011, 06:25:05 PM
 :lulz:
My GF spent last evening sharing with me the internet drama about that douche.
Title: Re: Talk about customer service...
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on December 28, 2011, 06:50:37 PM
jesus, has anyone else googled paul, ocean marketing?  Look at this shit.....  A lot is the same thing, but damn this went viral fast.   :eek:

http://img.ibtimes.com/www/articles/20111227/273184_ocean-marketing-penny-arcade-paul-christoforo-viral.htm (http://img.ibtimes.com/www/articles/20111227/273184_ocean-marketing-penny-arcade-paul-christoforo-viral.htm)

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/paul-christoforo-ocean-marketing-emails (http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/paul-christoforo-ocean-marketing-emails)

This one is ummmm.... wow....

http://www.gameranx.com/updates/id/4224/article/ocean-marketing-s-paul-christoforo-has-a-history-of-domestic-violence/ (http://www.gameranx.com/updates/id/4224/article/ocean-marketing-s-paul-christoforo-has-a-history-of-domestic-violence/)

Hell, even Amazon has a customer discussion on this guy now  :x

http://www.amazon.com/forum/video%20games?_encoding=UTF8&cdForum=Fx1T1DM93QU4XL1&cdPage=1&cdThread=Tx1BKP6A2PL5K5X (http://www.amazon.com/forum/video%20games?_encoding=UTF8&cdForum=Fx1T1DM93QU4XL1&cdPage=1&cdThread=Tx1BKP6A2PL5K5X)

Damn, nice find Nigel, the kids have mentioned this controller, glad I didn't have the extra $$ to order ahead of time.

Once you get into all the articles, it seems the guy who invented this controller is not so far removed from theis Paul guy as he makes out.  Who knows what to belives
Title: Re: Talk about customer service...
Post by: Cramulus on December 28, 2011, 07:09:47 PM
(http://www.digitaltrends.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Christoforo-Meme.jpg)

(http://i40.tinypic.com/2i96p8z.jpg)

Title: Re: Talk about customer service...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 28, 2011, 07:13:15 PM
Oh, wow... I didn't bother Googling. That guy is really putting the "any publicity is good publicity" theory to the test, isn't he?
Title: Re: Talk about customer service...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 28, 2011, 07:18:54 PM
OMG priceless:

(http://d37nnnqwv9amwr.cloudfront.net/photos/images/newsfeed/000/224/605/geico.PNG)

BIRTH OF A MEME
Title: Re: Talk about customer service...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 28, 2011, 09:35:20 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 28, 2011, 07:13:15 PM
Oh, wow... I didn't bother Googling. That guy is really putting the "any publicity is good publicity" theory to the test, isn't he?

Only works in show business, as my good friend Richard Nixon can testify1.





1 But not under oath.
Title: Re: Talk about customer service...
Post by: Phox on December 31, 2011, 12:43:55 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 28, 2011, 07:18:54 PM
OMG priceless:

(http://d37nnnqwv9amwr.cloudfront.net/photos/images/newsfeed/000/224/605/geico.PNG)

BIRTH OF A MEME
Wow, Geico has an asshole running their twitter. I approve.  :lol:
Title: Re: Talk about customer service...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 31, 2011, 07:28:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 28, 2011, 09:35:20 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 28, 2011, 07:13:15 PM
Oh, wow... I didn't bother Googling. That guy is really putting the "any publicity is good publicity" theory to the test, isn't he?

Only works in show business, as my good friend Richard Nixon can testify1.





1 But not under oath.


:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Talk about customer service...
Post by: navkat on January 02, 2012, 07:48:48 AM
THE WHOLE F*CKIN BEEFALO is gonna be my catchphrase for twentytwelve.
Title: Re: Talk about customer service...
Post by: Pæs on January 02, 2012, 08:04:21 AM
 :lulz: