Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: Prince Glittersnatch III on December 30, 2011, 09:00:51 PM

Title: My Job Hunt...
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on December 30, 2011, 09:00:51 PM
...has come to a close.

(http://i42.tinypic.com/m7s1uu.jpg)

The funny thing is I don't remember ever signing up for this website.
Title: Re: My Job Hunt...
Post by: Don Coyote on December 30, 2011, 09:04:07 PM
I have no words.

Did you in fact receive an email informing you of the wondrous career option of mercenary? Even in this land of Nigerian Princes and Canadian Viagra, I find that jaw-droppinginly obviously a bad thing to click.
Title: Re: My Job Hunt...
Post by: Cain on December 30, 2011, 09:09:04 PM
From the same site

QuoteAverage Mercenary salaries for job postings in Springfield, MA are 1% lower than average Mercenary salaries for job postings nationwide.

The national salary trend also notes that mercenary salaries peaked in October of 2011, and have been steadily declining since.
Title: Re: My Job Hunt...
Post by: Cain on December 30, 2011, 09:12:06 PM
Also
QuoteRelated searches: Finance Manager - Software Engineer - Community Manager
Title: Re: My Job Hunt...
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on December 30, 2011, 09:37:30 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 30, 2011, 09:12:06 PM
Also
QuoteRelated searches: Finance Manager - Software Engineer - Community Manager

Wasn't Obama a Community Organizer? Mother of God, it all makes sense now...
Title: Re: My Job Hunt...
Post by: Phox on December 31, 2011, 07:48:31 AM
Damn I want in on that shit.  :lulz: