One dismal PNW day a coyote woke up.
What was he going to do today?
But, what's this?
SKYRIM?!?!?!
HURRAY!!!!!
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So our hero loads this game, hoping for tales of heroic glory, or epic loot.
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'What the fuck?" thought our hero, but he persisted in his quest for adventure without leaving his house.
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"This is odd. How did Twid get into a video game, especially after that beauty pageant for potatoes."
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It was almost as if someone had crudely modded his copy of Skyrim using MSpaint while on peyote.
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"NO MISTER HEADSMAN LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!" Screamed our hero impotently at his computer.
zomg wtf?! :lulz: :lulz:
I'M NOT WELL!!!!!
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Quote from: Nast on December 31, 2011, 02:11:01 AM
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I can't breathe :lol:
:fap:
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"By the Bawls ov the Gawds" declared our Heroic Hero, "WHY CAN'T I DO ANYTHING YET!!!! Stupid fucking NPC theater"
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
I HAVE SUCH A LOVELY PEN
"FI-FUCKING-ANALLY!!! CHARACTER CREATION!!!"
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"Fuck ya. Imma play a dual weilding dark elf annd....wait...what is...no...."
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"Maybe it is time I go outside and play....."
This is starting to sound dangerously close to some Furry-sounding freakiness. We can't have an open bar but we get TWO skyrim threads? I hope we don't go through another one of our awkward "Green Dragon" phases again.
Quote from: navkat on January 09, 2012, 10:45:08 PM
This is starting to sound dangerously close to some Furry-sounding freakiness. We can't have an open bar but we get TWO skyrim threads? I hope we don't go through another one of our awkward "Green Dragon" phases again.
Oh I am most terribly sorry if my thread has offended your delicate sensibilities. Next time I decide to start a new thread I shall run an outline of it, along with projected profits for the next two fiscal quarters, so as to prevent any sort of thread starting that might possibly, potentially, not be the sort of the thread YOU like.
Quote from: Don Coyote on January 09, 2012, 11:09:16 PM
Quote from: navkat on January 09, 2012, 10:45:08 PM
This is starting to sound dangerously close to some Furry-sounding freakiness. We can't have an open bar but we get TWO skyrim threads? I hope we don't go through another one of our awkward "Green Dragon" phases again.
Oh I am most terribly sorry if my thread has offended your delicate sensibilities. Next time I decide to start a new thread I shall run an outline of it, along with projected profits for the next two fiscal quarters, so as to prevent any sort of thread starting that might possibly, potentially, not be the sort of the thread YOU like.
That's a very good thing, Coyote. I am being told by my superiors that your output has been down recently, and the quality of your product has declined. We realize that after a hiatus it is sometimes difficult to come back and scrape off the rust to get back into the swing of things and compete at the same level, and we are not without empathy. And we want you to know that this discussion will remain completely private, and that it will in no way count against you, or affect your chances of promotion (because, of course, you've already been blacklisted, and the higher ups have already circulated an internal memo name your last day with the company. You understand, of course).
Hey look, guy, do you know how many trips to the Habberdasher I made before I figured out they weren't going to upgrade me to JNCOs and an L.E.D tiara? I was crushed. I can't go through that again.
I won't.
:lulz: How have I missed this thread before now
This is amazing!
Totally. Nice work Coyote.
"On second thought......
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....maybe I'll just stay inside today," declared our disturbed hero.
:lol:
That face is getting a lot of use
But our brave hero braved the terrifying Twids, and made his way to his good friend Freeky's house.
But something seemed amiss at Casa Del Freeky....
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Oh never mind its just Cramulous sleeping off another night of oranges and razor blades. Although...the human ribcage and strange skull are new...
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"A party eh?" our hero thought, "I wonder if it's still going on"
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Our hero carefully stepped over the passed out NPCs, and avoided slipping in the novelty ice cream sauce.
ugh. I don't know if I can make any more funny.
Quote from: Don Coyote on January 13, 2012, 08:38:58 PM
ugh. I don't know if I can make any more funny.
Then take a break until you think up some new shit.
What has Coyote been doing lately?
Playing more Skyrim?
Nope.
Adding models from World of Warcraft to Skyrim.
Why?
To see if he could.
Some highlights.
THAT'S A BIG FUCKING HAMMER :fap:
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This is a hammer without a haft made of pretty gems.
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And this is a hammer that refused to render the haft texture. :argh!:
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And here is an awesome sword.
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And here is an awesome sword travel-sized.
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what's up with the crazy square clouds?
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hahahahah!!!!
how did I miss this thread?
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 30, 2012, 10:16:51 AM
what's up with the crazy square clouds?
It's a mod downloaded. The mod team is going through and making it retro like if you were inside an old 8-bit game.