Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: EK WAFFLR on December 31, 2011, 01:10:26 AM

Title: SERIOUSLY?
Post by: EK WAFFLR on December 31, 2011, 01:10:26 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScgFIKXKFkc&feature=share

SERIOUSLY?!
Title: Re: SERIOUSLY?
Post by: Pæs on December 31, 2011, 01:33:27 AM
You do realise that there are BILLIONS of this woman, right?
All around you. Every day.
Title: Re: SERIOUSLY?
Post by: EK WAFFLR on December 31, 2011, 01:36:31 AM

Quote from: Beardman Meow on December 31, 2011, 01:33:27 AM
You do realise that there are BILLIONS of this woman, right?
All around you. Every day.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

But yeah. I do, there just seems to be a tiny percentage fewer over here than in the US of America.
Title: Re: SERIOUSLY?
Post by: Nast on December 31, 2011, 01:53:09 AM
I love the polite yet awkward silence at the end, accompanied by the single person clapping.
Title: Re: SERIOUSLY?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 31, 2011, 01:57:49 AM
When people say that their dog is smarter than most people, this is what they're talking about.
Title: Re: SERIOUSLY?
Post by: Don Coyote on December 31, 2011, 01:58:15 AM
And this is part of the reason I don't live in CA anymore.
Title: Re: SERIOUSLY?
Post by: Cuddlefish on December 31, 2011, 01:59:09 AM
Quote from: Nigel on December 31, 2011, 01:57:49 AM
When people say that their dog is smarter than most people, this is what they're talking about.

:whack:
Title: Re: SERIOUSLY?
Post by: Nast on December 31, 2011, 02:00:57 AM
Quote from: Nigel on December 31, 2011, 01:57:49 AM
When people say that their dog is smarter than most people, this is what they're talking about.

Why do you believe in slavery?
Title: Re: SERIOUSLY?
Post by: Don Coyote on December 31, 2011, 02:01:52 AM
Quote from: Nast on December 31, 2011, 02:00:57 AM
Quote from: Nigel on December 31, 2011, 01:57:49 AM
When people say that their dog is smarter than most people, this is what they're talking about.

Why do you believe in slavery?

More importantly, why does she believe in Made in China?
Title: Re: SERIOUSLY?
Post by: Cain on December 31, 2011, 02:03:30 AM
FUCK YOU, MY HOUSE-SHOP SPECIALIZES IN MINING METALS AND THE MAKING THINGS.
Title: Re: SERIOUSLY?
Post by: Pæs on December 31, 2011, 02:15:44 AM
THIS WOMAN FOR MINISTER OF FRUIT AND VEGETABLE TREES.

SHE REMEMBERS THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION (WHICH WAS REALLY GOOD).

SHE KNOWS THAT IF BUSINESSES DIDN'T HAVE TO PAY RENT, OH, HOW THEY WOULD SPENT THAT MONEY ON MAKING THINGS. THEY ARE LIKE EXPERTS OR SOME SHIT.

SHE WILL USHER IN A NEW DAWN. PEOPLE, OUR TIME HAS COME.

IT WILL BE A TIME OF PERFECT PESTICIDES THAT ARE HEALTHY FOR PEOPLE AND PRESERVE THE CROPS.
INSTEAD OF CHEMICALS WE'LL KNIT THE CROPS TINY FRUIT-SHAPED SWEATERS SO THE INSECTS KNOW THAT WE LOVE THE CROPS AND THEY'LL LEAVE THEM ALONE OUT OF CONSIDERATION FOR OUR FEEEEEEELINGS. BECAUSE... WE NEED FOOD... AND STUFF.

THE MACHINE... THE MACHINE CAN MAKE IT FOR US.
Title: Re: SERIOUSLY?
Post by: Cain on December 31, 2011, 02:21:49 AM
I'm going to make some free food after paying the farmers and for the land so I can sell it.

At my house shop where I make the things.  But not like in a slave way, like in China.
Title: Re: SERIOUSLY?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 31, 2011, 04:19:41 AM
 :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: SERIOUSLY?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 31, 2011, 04:20:03 AM
I seriously hope that someone has a transcript of that whole thing.
Title: Re: SERIOUSLY?
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 31, 2011, 04:49:23 AM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: SERIOUSLY?
Post by: Murmur on December 31, 2011, 05:43:17 AM
 :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth: