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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: P3nT4gR4m on January 04, 2012, 05:02:46 PM

Title: Quantum jumping. No, really!!
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on January 04, 2012, 05:02:46 PM
http://www.quantumjumping.com/ (http://www.quantumjumping.com/)  :fap:
Title: Re: Quantum jumping. No, really!!
Post by: Don Coyote on January 04, 2012, 05:06:15 PM
AND IT'S FREE!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Quantum jumping. No, really!!
Post by: Cramulus on January 04, 2012, 05:14:14 PM
I accidentally deleted 1,500 seconds from my alternate timeline.


One of my bathrooms is stuck in 2011. Will next month's water bill be charged to multiple timelines?

Title: Re: Quantum jumping. No, really!!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2012, 05:16:38 PM
HAR!  This sounds like the Transhumanist spags.

I can't wait for LMNO to see this.  :fap:
Title: Re: Quantum jumping. No, really!!
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on January 04, 2012, 05:46:33 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2012, 05:16:38 PM
HAR!  This sounds like the Transhumanist spags.

I can't wait for LMNO to see this.  :fap:

Nah, he's "the American Monk' transcendentalist spag.... complete with MIND POWERZ! The Transhumanists would sell you a video about building your iPhone into your arm  :lulz:
Title: Re: Quantum jumping. No, really!!
Post by: Igor on January 04, 2012, 06:28:21 PM
So by imagining your way into an alternate universe, and asking your (obviously better) Twin Self for help you can improve your life?
I'm sold!

There's a page full of testimonials here (http://www.quantumjumping.com/reviews), and you can submit your own here!
hxxp://customerhugs.mindvalley.com/testimonials/feedback/site/18/product/Quantum+Jumping/metric/life/company/Burt+Goldman


I sent them this:

QuoteI am a successful entrepreneur and amateur beekeeper from Grenville Wisconsin. Quantum Jumping has helped me make sense of something very odd that happened to me in October of 2009. As I lay in bed with my beautiful wife, I was drifting off to sleep when I became aware of a presence approaching me. Imagine my surprise when the presence came into focus and turned out to be an exact copy of myself. Almost!

This Twin Self was slightly shorter, unshaven, wore shabbier clothes and smelt distinctly of patchouli. He began to ask me questions like: How did I set my goals? How did I actualize my potential? Where did I meet my wife? If my beehive swarms twice in one summer, how can I boost the larvae numbers? And why don't Buddhists get more action?

I answered these patiently and he faded away. For several years I was unsure whether this odd event had occured. But now, after someone facebooked me to your wwebsite, I have found the answer! This was a less successful me, from an alternate universe! And I helped him (me) on his (my) way! Thank you Quantum Jumping!
Title: Re: Quantum jumping. No, really!!
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on January 04, 2012, 07:36:24 PM
Quote from: Igor on January 04, 2012, 06:28:21 PM
So by imagining your way into an alternate universe, and asking your (obviously better) Twin Self for help you can improve your life?
I'm sold!

There's a page full of testimonials here (http://www.quantumjumping.com/reviews), and you can submit your own here!
hxxp://customerhugs.mindvalley.com/testimonials/feedback/site/18/product/Quantum+Jumping/metric/life/company/Burt+Goldman


I sent them this:

QuoteI am a successful entrepreneur and amateur beekeeper from Grenville Wisconsin. Quantum Jumping has helped me make sense of something very odd that happened to me in October of 2009. As I lay in bed with my beautiful wife, I was drifting off to sleep when I became aware of a presence approaching me. Imagine my surprise when the presence came into focus and turned out to be an exact copy of myself. Almost!

This Twin Self was slightly shorter, unshaven, wore shabbier clothes and smelt distinctly of patchouli. He began to ask me questions like: How did I set my goals? How did I actualize my potential? Where did I meet my wife? If my beehive swarms twice in one summer, how can I boost the larvae numbers? And why don't Buddhists get more action?

I answered these patiently and he faded away. For several years I was unsure whether this odd event had occured. But now, after someone facebooked me to your wwebsite, I have found the answer! This was a less successful me, from an alternate universe! And I helped him (me) on his (my) way! Thank you Quantum Jumping!


:lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Quantum jumping. No, really!!
Post by: LMNO on January 04, 2012, 07:36:58 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2012, 05:16:38 PM
HAR!  This sounds like the Transhumanist spags.

I can't wait for LMNO to see this.  :fap:

Seems legit.












:argh!:
Title: Re: Quantum jumping. No, really!!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2012, 07:37:45 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 04, 2012, 07:36:58 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2012, 05:16:38 PM
HAR!  This sounds like the Transhumanist spags.

I can't wait for LMNO to see this.  :fap:

Seems legit.












:argh!:

I don't see why everyone wants to live in RAW's books when there's a perfectly weird world right here.
Title: Re: Quantum jumping. No, really!!
Post by: LMNO on January 04, 2012, 07:40:08 PM
Simple.  RAW's books are easier.  Don't like your life?  Don't struggle changing it, just go to the universe next door!
Title: Re: Quantum jumping. No, really!!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2012, 07:46:18 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 04, 2012, 07:40:08 PM
Simple.  RAW's books are easier.  Don't like your life?  Don't struggle changing it, just go to the universe next door!

If the universe has monkeys in it, you're no better off.  If you aren't happy HERE, you won't fucking be happy THERE.  Your other self is probably just as lazy, and you're just going to land in a stack of debt and poverty.
Title: Re: Quantum jumping. No, really!!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2012, 07:46:54 PM
Also, aren't you kind of like being a vampire or something?

I mean, what happens to the other you?
Title: Re: Quantum jumping. No, really!!
Post by: LMNO on January 04, 2012, 07:47:29 PM
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

Although, that is an interesting backstory for Doppelgangers.
Title: Re: Quantum jumping. No, really!!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2012, 07:48:28 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 04, 2012, 07:47:29 PM
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

Oh, great.  So some freeloading bastard from dimension X is going to pop in, slice my head off, and steal my woman?  AND I WON'T EVEN BE DEAD?

:crankey:
Title: Re: Quantum jumping. No, really!!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 04, 2012, 07:49:08 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2012, 07:46:18 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 04, 2012, 07:40:08 PM
Simple.  RAW's books are easier.  Don't like your life?  Don't struggle changing it, just go to the universe next door!

If the universe has monkeys in it, you're no better off.  If you aren't happy HERE, you won't fucking be happy THERE.  Your other self is probably just as lazy, and you're just going to land in a stack of debt and poverty.

This is good advice for all of life, in general.
Title: Re: Quantum jumping. No, really!!
Post by: LMNO on January 04, 2012, 07:50:08 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2012, 07:48:28 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 04, 2012, 07:47:29 PM
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

Oh, great.  So some freeloading bastard from dimension X is going to pop in, slice my head off, and steal my woman?  AND I WON'T EVEN BE DEAD?

:crankey:

I am always amazed how you can take an absurd situation and quickly figure out how to make it even more absurd.
Title: Re: Quantum jumping. No, really!!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2012, 07:50:29 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 04, 2012, 07:50:08 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2012, 07:48:28 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 04, 2012, 07:47:29 PM
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

Oh, great.  So some freeloading bastard from dimension X is going to pop in, slice my head off, and steal my woman?  AND I WON'T EVEN BE DEAD?

:crankey:

I am always amazed how you can take an absurd situation and quickly figure out how to make it even more absurd.

I'm not well.
Title: Re: Quantum jumping. No, really!!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2012, 09:10:22 PM
Also, having just sat through a meeting that exemplifies "absurd", it may just be that I have a lot of experience with this sort of thing...That I have learned that Poe's Law and Reducto Ad Absurdum are the same fucking thing

And, as some goofball once said, if you take bad signal and extend it to it's logical conclusion, you have a perfect demonstration of insanity, ie, America in the 21st century.
Title: Re: Quantum jumping. No, really!!
Post by: Telarus on January 05, 2012, 06:32:10 AM
Quote from: Igor on January 04, 2012, 06:28:21 PM
So by imagining your way into an alternate universe, and asking your (obviously better) Twin Self for help you can improve your life?
I'm sold!

There's a page full of testimonials here (http://www.quantumjumping.com/reviews), and you can submit your own here!
hxxp://customerhugs.mindvalley.com/testimonials/feedback/site/18/product/Quantum+Jumping/metric/life/company/Burt+Goldman


I sent them this:

QuoteI am a successful entrepreneur and amateur beekeeper from Grenville Wisconsin. Quantum Jumping has helped me make sense of something very odd that happened to me in October of 2009. As I lay in bed with my beautiful wife, I was drifting off to sleep when I became aware of a presence approaching me. Imagine my surprise when the presence came into focus and turned out to be an exact copy of myself. Almost!

This Twin Self was slightly shorter, unshaven, wore shabbier clothes and smelt distinctly of patchouli. He began to ask me questions like: How did I set my goals? How did I actualize my potential? Where did I meet my wife? If my beehive swarms twice in one summer, how can I boost the larvae numbers? And why don't Buddhists get more action?

I answered these patiently and he faded away. For several years I was unsure whether this odd event had occured. But now, after someone facebooked me to your wwebsite, I have found the answer! This was a less successful me, from an alternate universe! And I helped him (me) on his (my) way! Thank you Quantum Jumping!

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Quantum jumping. No, really!!
Post by: Roaring Biscuit! on January 05, 2012, 02:24:30 PM
is this better or worse than...  Quantum LEAPING! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjK9GJMBpt0&feature=related)

xx
Title: Re: Quantum jumping. No, really!!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 05, 2012, 10:17:23 PM
Quote from: Roaring Biscuit! on January 05, 2012, 02:24:30 PM
is this better or worse than...  Quantum LEAPING! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjK9GJMBpt0&feature=related)

xx

I loved that show!

Man.
Title: Re: Quantum jumping. No, really!!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 05, 2012, 10:18:24 PM
This shit is PRICELESS.

QuoteConcept of Bubble Universes based on the Chaotic Inflation theory.