http://www.quantumjumping.com/ (http://www.quantumjumping.com/) :fap:
AND IT'S FREE!!!!!!!
I accidentally deleted 1,500 seconds from my alternate timeline.
One of my bathrooms is stuck in 2011. Will next month's water bill be charged to multiple timelines?
HAR! This sounds like the Transhumanist spags.
I can't wait for LMNO to see this. :fap:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2012, 05:16:38 PM
HAR! This sounds like the Transhumanist spags.
I can't wait for LMNO to see this. :fap:
Nah, he's "the American Monk' transcendentalist spag.... complete with MIND POWERZ! The Transhumanists would sell you a video about building your iPhone into your arm :lulz:
So by imagining your way into an alternate universe, and asking your (obviously better) Twin Self for help you can improve your life?
I'm sold!
There's a page full of testimonials here (http://www.quantumjumping.com/reviews), and you can submit your own here!
hxxp://customerhugs.mindvalley.com/testimonials/feedback/site/18/product/Quantum+Jumping/metric/life/company/Burt+Goldman
I sent them this:
QuoteI am a successful entrepreneur and amateur beekeeper from Grenville Wisconsin. Quantum Jumping has helped me make sense of something very odd that happened to me in October of 2009. As I lay in bed with my beautiful wife, I was drifting off to sleep when I became aware of a presence approaching me. Imagine my surprise when the presence came into focus and turned out to be an exact copy of myself. Almost!
This Twin Self was slightly shorter, unshaven, wore shabbier clothes and smelt distinctly of patchouli. He began to ask me questions like: How did I set my goals? How did I actualize my potential? Where did I meet my wife? If my beehive swarms twice in one summer, how can I boost the larvae numbers? And why don't Buddhists get more action?
I answered these patiently and he faded away. For several years I was unsure whether this odd event had occured. But now, after someone facebooked me to your wwebsite, I have found the answer! This was a less successful me, from an alternate universe! And I helped him (me) on his (my) way! Thank you Quantum Jumping!
Quote from: Igor on January 04, 2012, 06:28:21 PM
So by imagining your way into an alternate universe, and asking your (obviously better) Twin Self for help you can improve your life?
I'm sold!
There's a page full of testimonials here (http://www.quantumjumping.com/reviews), and you can submit your own here!
hxxp://customerhugs.mindvalley.com/testimonials/feedback/site/18/product/Quantum+Jumping/metric/life/company/Burt+Goldman
I sent them this:
QuoteI am a successful entrepreneur and amateur beekeeper from Grenville Wisconsin. Quantum Jumping has helped me make sense of something very odd that happened to me in October of 2009. As I lay in bed with my beautiful wife, I was drifting off to sleep when I became aware of a presence approaching me. Imagine my surprise when the presence came into focus and turned out to be an exact copy of myself. Almost!
This Twin Self was slightly shorter, unshaven, wore shabbier clothes and smelt distinctly of patchouli. He began to ask me questions like: How did I set my goals? How did I actualize my potential? Where did I meet my wife? If my beehive swarms twice in one summer, how can I boost the larvae numbers? And why don't Buddhists get more action?
I answered these patiently and he faded away. For several years I was unsure whether this odd event had occured. But now, after someone facebooked me to your wwebsite, I have found the answer! This was a less successful me, from an alternate universe! And I helped him (me) on his (my) way! Thank you Quantum Jumping!
:lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2012, 05:16:38 PM
HAR! This sounds like the Transhumanist spags.
I can't wait for LMNO to see this. :fap:
Seems legit.
:argh!:
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 04, 2012, 07:36:58 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2012, 05:16:38 PM
HAR! This sounds like the Transhumanist spags.
I can't wait for LMNO to see this. :fap:
Seems legit.
:argh!:
I don't see why everyone wants to live in RAW's books when there's a perfectly weird world right here.
Simple. RAW's books are easier. Don't like your life? Don't struggle changing it, just go to the universe next door!
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 04, 2012, 07:40:08 PM
Simple. RAW's books are easier. Don't like your life? Don't struggle changing it, just go to the universe next door!
If the universe has monkeys in it, you're no better off. If you aren't happy HERE, you won't fucking be happy THERE. Your other self is probably just as lazy, and you're just going to land in a stack of debt and poverty.
Also, aren't you kind of like being a vampire or something?
I mean, what happens to the other you?
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.
Although, that is an interesting backstory for Doppelgangers.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 04, 2012, 07:47:29 PM
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.
Oh, great. So some freeloading bastard from dimension X is going to pop in, slice my head off, and steal my woman? AND I WON'T EVEN BE DEAD?
:crankey:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2012, 07:46:18 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 04, 2012, 07:40:08 PM
Simple. RAW's books are easier. Don't like your life? Don't struggle changing it, just go to the universe next door!
If the universe has monkeys in it, you're no better off. If you aren't happy HERE, you won't fucking be happy THERE. Your other self is probably just as lazy, and you're just going to land in a stack of debt and poverty.
This is good advice for all of life, in general.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2012, 07:48:28 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 04, 2012, 07:47:29 PM
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.
Oh, great. So some freeloading bastard from dimension X is going to pop in, slice my head off, and steal my woman? AND I WON'T EVEN BE DEAD?
:crankey:
I am always amazed how you can take an absurd situation and quickly figure out how to make it
even more absurd.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 04, 2012, 07:50:08 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2012, 07:48:28 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 04, 2012, 07:47:29 PM
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.
Oh, great. So some freeloading bastard from dimension X is going to pop in, slice my head off, and steal my woman? AND I WON'T EVEN BE DEAD?
:crankey:
I am always amazed how you can take an absurd situation and quickly figure out how to make it even more absurd.
I'm not well.
Also, having just sat through a meeting that exemplifies "absurd", it may just be that I have a lot of experience with this sort of thing...That I have learned that Poe's Law and Reducto Ad Absurdum are the same fucking thing.
And, as some goofball once said, if you take bad signal and extend it to it's logical conclusion, you have a perfect demonstration of insanity, ie, America in the 21st century.
Quote from: Igor on January 04, 2012, 06:28:21 PM
So by imagining your way into an alternate universe, and asking your (obviously better) Twin Self for help you can improve your life?
I'm sold!
There's a page full of testimonials here (http://www.quantumjumping.com/reviews), and you can submit your own here!
hxxp://customerhugs.mindvalley.com/testimonials/feedback/site/18/product/Quantum+Jumping/metric/life/company/Burt+Goldman
I sent them this:
QuoteI am a successful entrepreneur and amateur beekeeper from Grenville Wisconsin. Quantum Jumping has helped me make sense of something very odd that happened to me in October of 2009. As I lay in bed with my beautiful wife, I was drifting off to sleep when I became aware of a presence approaching me. Imagine my surprise when the presence came into focus and turned out to be an exact copy of myself. Almost!
This Twin Self was slightly shorter, unshaven, wore shabbier clothes and smelt distinctly of patchouli. He began to ask me questions like: How did I set my goals? How did I actualize my potential? Where did I meet my wife? If my beehive swarms twice in one summer, how can I boost the larvae numbers? And why don't Buddhists get more action?
I answered these patiently and he faded away. For several years I was unsure whether this odd event had occured. But now, after someone facebooked me to your wwebsite, I have found the answer! This was a less successful me, from an alternate universe! And I helped him (me) on his (my) way! Thank you Quantum Jumping!
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
is this better or worse than... Quantum LEAPING! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjK9GJMBpt0&feature=related)
xx
Quote from: Roaring Biscuit! on January 05, 2012, 02:24:30 PM
is this better or worse than... Quantum LEAPING! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjK9GJMBpt0&feature=related)
xx
I loved that show!
Man.
This shit is PRICELESS.
QuoteConcept of Bubble Universes based on the Chaotic Inflation theory.