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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2012, 07:07:51 PM

Title: Rant-O-Matic, v1.0
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2012, 07:07:51 PM
Due to production exceeding demand, I am from now on automating my rants.  Enjoy.

Participation behind a market bank presupposes a radioactive division of labor as well as a heretic to drink oneself. The result is an estrangement from the mug of one's own demigod, a fragmentation of sickly hand and a separation of the malignant meaning of the process of sinner from the objective lazy
evaluation of the religion. A icon screws precisely through its ability to shout religion, book and insane dollar.

Or Maim Me.




Title: Re: Rant-O-Matic, v1.0
Post by: Kai on January 04, 2012, 07:18:47 PM
Weak. 0/10. Needs more Random.
Title: Re: Rant-O-Matic, v1.0
Post by: Cuddlefish on January 04, 2012, 07:19:30 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2012, 07:07:51 PM
Due to production exceeding demand, I am from now on automating my rants.  Enjoy.

Participation behind a market bank presupposes a radioactive division of labor as well as a heretic to drink oneself. The result is an estrangement from the mug of one's own demigod, a fragmentation of sickly hand and a separation of the malignant meaning of the process of sinner from the objective lazy
evaluation of the religion. A icon screws precisely through its ability to shout religion, book and insane dollar.

Or Maim Me.

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Title: Re: Rant-O-Matic, v1.0
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2012, 07:20:45 PM
Quote from: ZL 'Kai' Burington, M.S. on January 04, 2012, 07:18:47 PM
Weak. 0/10. Needs more Random.

Dear    ZL 'Kai' Burington   :

We thank you for your input, and please know that we value your business.

Sincerely,
The Good Reverend Roger Corporation
Title: Re: Rant-O-Matic, v1.0
Post by: Kai on January 04, 2012, 07:23:42 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2012, 07:20:45 PM
Quote from: ZL 'Kai' Burington, M.S. on January 04, 2012, 07:18:47 PM
Weak. 0/10. Needs more Random.

Dear    ZL 'Kai' Burington   :

We thank you for your input, and please know that we value your business.

Sincerely,
The Good Reverend Roger Corporation

Dear The Good Reverend Roger Corporation,

I want my money back. Preferably now.

Sincerely,
ZL 'Kai' Burington
Title: Re: Rant-O-Matic, v1.0
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2012, 07:24:24 PM
Quote from: ZL 'Kai' Burington, M.S. on January 04, 2012, 07:23:42 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2012, 07:20:45 PM
Quote from: ZL 'Kai' Burington, M.S. on January 04, 2012, 07:18:47 PM
Weak. 0/10. Needs more Random.

Dear    ZL 'Kai' Burington   :

We thank you for your input, and please know that we value your business.

Sincerely,
The Good Reverend Roger Corporation

Dear The Good Reverend Roger Corporation,

I want my money back. Preferably now.

Sincerely,
ZL 'Kai' Burington

Dear    ZL 'Kai' Burington   :

We thank you for your input, and please know that we value your business.

Sincerely,
The Good Reverend Roger Corporation
Title: Re: Rant-O-Matic, v1.0
Post by: Kai on January 04, 2012, 07:27:08 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2012, 07:24:24 PM
Quote from: ZL 'Kai' Burington, M.S. on January 04, 2012, 07:23:42 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2012, 07:20:45 PM
Quote from: ZL 'Kai' Burington, M.S. on January 04, 2012, 07:18:47 PM
Weak. 0/10. Needs more Random.

Dear    ZL 'Kai' Burington   :

We thank you for your input, and please know that we value your business.

Sincerely,
The Good Reverend Roger Corporation

Dear The Good Reverend Roger Corporation,

I want my money back. Preferably now.

Sincerely,
ZL 'Kai' Burington

Dear    ZL 'Kai' Burington   :

We thank you for your input, and please know that we value your business.

Sincerely,
The Good Reverend Roger Corporation

Dear TGRR Corp.,

I will not accept form letters. I demand repayment. Thread does not deliver.

Sincerely,
Kai
Title: Re: Rant-O-Matic, v1.0
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2012, 07:30:13 PM
Sorry, Kai.  I was testing the Catch-22 "soap chips" experiment.
Title: Re: Rant-O-Matic, v1.0
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on January 04, 2012, 07:30:33 PM
I think I found this by mistake? I was looking for the "Furious Furries For the Future" pamphlet and came across this, instead. I prefer the Furries, thanks.
Title: Re: Rant-O-Matic, v1.0
Post by: Kai on January 04, 2012, 08:15:51 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2012, 07:30:13 PM
Sorry, Kai.  I was testing the Catch-22 "soap chips" experiment.

Guess you found out sweet potatoes taste better plain.
Title: Re: Rant-O-Matic, v1.0
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2012, 09:01:18 PM
Quote from: ZL 'Kai' Burington, M.S. on January 04, 2012, 08:15:51 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2012, 07:30:13 PM
Sorry, Kai.  I was testing the Catch-22 "soap chips" experiment.

Guess you found out sweet potatoes taste better plain.

:lulz:
No, they tasted great, but everyone got sick as a dog.

Title: Re: Rant-O-Matic, v1.0
Post by: Kai on January 05, 2012, 12:01:40 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2012, 09:01:18 PM
Quote from: ZL 'Kai' Burington, M.S. on January 04, 2012, 08:15:51 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2012, 07:30:13 PM
Sorry, Kai.  I was testing the Catch-22 "soap chips" experiment.

Guess you found out sweet potatoes taste better plain.

:lulz:
No, they tasted great, but everyone got sick as a dog.

So they tasted good going in, but wretched going out. I see.