To the useless fleshbag(s) that I have offended with some of my more over-the-top posts:
I don't know how to act or speak like a "decent person". All the "decent people" around ME spend all their time wondering what everyone else is doing in their own bedrooms, or what color the new family in the neighborhood is, or how often they drink (though apparently getting drunk is okay, if you talk about football or how wonderful the tea party is). I can't think like that, so I don't know how to behave like that.
What I DO know is, The Discordian knows that if there is ONE THING, even ONE tiny little THING which another person can say in words or write down or photoshop which can cause said Discordian to have some kind of screeching hissy-fit "how DARE you?" reaction...Well, that is a handle attached directly to his/her fucking brain, by which The Machine™ can jam a steering wheel up that Discordian's ass and drive him/her around like one of those little Shriner cars - just the way it does its cogs, its pink teevee drones. It is the duty of the Discordian to purge him/herself of such weakness.
FUCK YOU IF YOU CAN'T TAKE A JOKE.
That is all. You may now go back to whining about what a monster I am. If you have any further complaints, I'll be out stomping on kittens with Iason & Doktor Phox, so direct your pouty bullshit to ECH or Cain...They're always ready to dry your tears and hold your hand and agree with the fact that I am a wretched bastard that should be PUT DOWN AT ONCE, because they are STUFFED FULL with the milk of human kindness & compassion.
Or Kill Me.
What a surprisingly good time for
:chekov:
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 06, 2012, 06:43:17 PM
What a surprisingly good time for
:chekov:
Just to be clear, though I will not, as always, divulge who the author of the PM in question WAS, in this case it was NOT Holist. In case you were wondering.
I've got a pretty good idea who it was, and I approve. :lulz:
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on January 06, 2012, 10:33:07 PM
I've got a pretty good idea who it was, and I approve. :lulz:
When I die, I will have the entire batshit file forwarded to you for your enjoyment. You can repost, if PD is still around.
I have no idea, and I still approve. :lol: