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Principia Discordia => Discordian Recipes => Topic started by: Suu on January 08, 2012, 12:22:31 AM

Title: Accidental Black Pepper Sesame Penne
Post by: Suu on January 08, 2012, 12:22:31 AM
I opened my fridge and cabinets, and found the following:

1lb whole grain penne
Papa John's Garlic Butter Sauce thingy
Trader Joe's Sesame Oil
Half stick of butter
Ground black pepper
Can of Hunt's Fire Roasted Tomatoes with Garlic

Sauce:
Put garlic sauce, sesame oil, and butter in sauce pan. Melt. Accidentally have the lid fall off the pepper so you get a ridiculous amount in the sauce. Let it ride, stir, and remove from heat.

Boil pasta. DO NOT PUT OIL IN THE PASTA WATER. Drain.

Open can of tomatoes, drain.

Combine very peppery sauce with pasta, throw in whole can of tomatoes.

Dinner.

(http://i.imgur.com/HmlKY.jpg)

Trust me, this worked really well, but oh man was there a lot of black pepper. WOOF.

Title: Re: Accidental Black Pepper Sesame Penne
Post by: East Coast Hustle on January 08, 2012, 01:53:49 AM
Quote from: Suu on January 08, 2012, 12:22:31 AM
I opened my fridge and cabinets, and found the following:

1lb whole grain penne
Papa John's Garlic Butter Sauce thingy
Trader Joe's Sesame Oil
Half stick of butter
Ground black pepper
Can of Hunt's Fire Roasted Tomatoes with Garlic

Sauce:
Put garlic sauce, sesame oil, and butter in sauce pan. Melt. Accidentally have the lid fall off the pepper so you get a ridiculous amount in the sauce. Let it ride, stir, and remove from heat.

Boil pasta. DO NOT PUT OIL IN THE PASTA WATER. Drain.

Open can of tomatoes, drain.

Combine very peppery sauce with pasta, throw in whole can of tomatoes.

Dinner.

(http://i.imgur.com/HmlKY.jpg)

Trust me, this worked really well, but oh man was there a lot of black pepper. WOOF.



:madbanana:
Title: Re: Accidental Black Pepper Sesame Penne
Post by: Suu on January 08, 2012, 02:30:40 AM
IT WAS IN MY FRIDGE, DAMNIT. Next time I'll just add olive oil and straight up garlic, but I was lazy!
Title: Re: Accidental Black Pepper Sesame Penne
Post by: Nast on January 08, 2012, 02:51:11 AM
I keep seeing this thread as "Accidental Black People" from the main forum page... :?



The question is, though, are they legally accidentally black?
Title: Re: Accidental Black Pepper Sesame Penne
Post by: Chairman Risus on January 08, 2012, 09:05:46 AM
Quote from: Nast on January 08, 2012, 02:51:11 AM
I keep seeing this thread as "Accidental Black People" from the main forum page... :?



The question is, though, are they legally accidentally black?

Oh good, so it wasn't just me.
Title: Re: Accidental Black Pepper Sesame Penne
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 08, 2012, 09:52:36 AM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on January 08, 2012, 01:53:49 AM
Quote from: Suu on January 08, 2012, 12:22:31 AM
I opened my fridge and cabinets, and found the following:

1lb whole grain penne
Papa John's Garlic Butter Sauce thingy
Trader Joe's Sesame Oil
Half stick of butter
Ground black pepper
Can of Hunt's Fire Roasted Tomatoes with Garlic

Sauce:
Put garlic sauce, sesame oil, and butter in sauce pan. Melt. Accidentally have the lid fall off the pepper so you get a ridiculous amount in the sauce. Let it ride, stir, and remove from heat.

Boil pasta. DO NOT PUT OIL IN THE PASTA WATER. Drain.

Open can of tomatoes, drain.

Combine very peppery sauce with pasta, throw in whole can of tomatoes.

Dinner.

(http://i.imgur.com/HmlKY.jpg)

Trust me, this worked really well, but oh man was there a lot of black pepper. WOOF.



:madbanana:

:lulz: ooooooooooh that made me laugh!
I felt the same way. I know it was in the fridge Suu, that happens, glad it turned out ok, but the mad banana is the EXACT way I felt when I saw it.
Still laughing,
Squid
Title: Re: Accidental Black Pepper Sesame Penne
Post by: Suu on January 09, 2012, 02:29:48 PM
To be honest, it really worked, and saved me about 3 steps.  :lulz: