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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 09, 2012, 01:35:38 AM

Title: I am an asshole lalalalala
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 09, 2012, 01:35:38 AM
http://www.facebook.com/kalera/posts/10150481193514069?notif_t=feed_comment
Title: Re: I am an asshole lalalalala
Post by: Don Coyote on January 09, 2012, 01:56:26 AM
 :lulz:

'I AM ANGRY BECAUSE I CAN'T READ AND I VAUGLY POSSIBLY BELONG TO THE GROUP YOU ARE INSULTING!!!!!"
Title: Re: I am an asshole lalalalala
Post by: notathing on January 09, 2012, 01:58:27 AM
i thought you were very cogent and not a dick at alll

however

some of the men in that thread sure made asses of themselves

"why is it rape to like younger women? DERP"

someone missed the point there
Title: Re: I am an asshole lalalalala
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on January 09, 2012, 04:13:41 AM
Whoo-hoo-hoo! :lulz:

I saw this on FB before I saw this here thread; I was giggling after only a few comments.

I kind of want to jump in. Maybe some half-baked but inflammatory spew about old farts snatching up the women in my age group?
Title: Re: I am an asshole lalalalala
Post by: Richter on January 09, 2012, 05:11:39 AM
Quote from: Cainad on January 09, 2012, 04:13:41 AM
Whoo-hoo-hoo! :lulz:

I saw this on FB before I saw this here thread; I was giggling after only a few comments.

I kind of want to jump in. Maybe some half-baked but inflammatory spew about old farts snatching up the women in my age group?

Or some tripe about the subtle taste of the "Founding fathers" upon women of your own age is jsut proof that they're trying to compensate for the lack of pederastic culture.
Title: Re: I am an asshole lalalalala
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on January 09, 2012, 05:21:36 AM
Quote from: Richter on January 09, 2012, 05:11:39 AM
Quote from: Cainad on January 09, 2012, 04:13:41 AM
Whoo-hoo-hoo! :lulz:

I saw this on FB before I saw this here thread; I was giggling after only a few comments.

I kind of want to jump in. Maybe some half-baked but inflammatory spew about old farts snatching up the women in my age group?

Or some tripe about the subtle taste of the "Founding fathers" upon women of your own age is jsut proof that they're trying to compensate for the lack of pederastic culture.

:spit: :horrormirth: :lulz:

Hence why I ask before posting: to get Nigel approval, and to get more inspiration like this
Title: Re: I am an asshole lalalalala
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 09, 2012, 04:31:24 PM
 :lulz: DO EEEET
Title: Re: I am an asshole lalalalala
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on January 09, 2012, 05:05:07 PM
Doo-dee-doo teeehehehehee...

QuoteFrankly, I am 100% behind K's original post. I would REALLY appreciate it if middle-aged farts (many of them married and/or with kids!) would stop trying to snatch up women in MY age category. It's frustrating, and it gives me this creepy feeling that it's all just an effort to compensate for the lack of pederastic culture.

the fuck am I even talking about?
Title: Re: I am an asshole lalalalala
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 10, 2012, 04:04:11 AM
Quote from: Cainad on January 09, 2012, 05:05:07 PM
Doo-dee-doo teeehehehehee...

QuoteFrankly, I am 100% behind K's original post. I would REALLY appreciate it if middle-aged farts (many of them married and/or with kids!) would stop trying to snatch up women in MY age category. It's frustrating, and it gives me this creepy feeling that it's all just an effort to compensate for the lack of pederastic culture.

the fuck am I even talking about?

I don't know, but I loved it.  :lol: I was kind of bummed that nobody picked up and ran with it.
Title: Re: I am an asshole lalalalala
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on January 10, 2012, 04:48:24 PM
I think I came in too late, and anyone who would have taken the bait had already blown their load. Bummer.

I would have put a sadface smiley there but the current one does not adequately express the nature of my inner sadface.
Title: Re: I am an asshole lalalalala
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 10, 2012, 11:13:49 PM
Quote from: Cainad on January 10, 2012, 04:48:24 PM
I think I came in too late, and anyone who would have taken the bait had already blown their load. Bummer.

I would have put a sadface smiley there but the current one does not adequately express the nature of my inner sadface.

Awwwww!

I will come up with something else that's inflammatory soon enough, I'm sure.
Title: Re: I am an asshole lalalalala
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on January 11, 2012, 05:18:25 AM
I will keep an eye out for more opportunities to make your friends and acquaintances feel like they need to rationalize something they feel vaguely guilty about. :troll:
Title: Re: I am an asshole lalalalala
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 11, 2012, 06:43:59 AM
Quote from: Cainad on January 11, 2012, 05:18:25 AM
I will keep an eye out for more opportunities to make your friends and acquaintances feel like they need to rationalize something they feel vaguely guilty about. :troll:

THIS MAN IS YOUR FRIEND.
Title: Re: I am an asshole lalalalala
Post by: Freeky on January 11, 2012, 06:44:14 PM
That was hilarious, but I think possibly the most important question that came out of it is:

Did you change your mind?  Are you going to participate in the Orange Eating Contest again?  :fap:
Title: Re: I am an asshole lalalalala
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 11, 2012, 09:09:10 PM
It IS that time of year.

I will have to think about it.
Title: Re: I am an asshole lalalalala
Post by: Freeky on January 11, 2012, 09:14:31 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 11, 2012, 09:09:10 PM
It IS that time of year.

I will have to think about it.

It's only January!  The last one was April, and the year before that was June.

Its funny to me that "Annual" in this case means "about every eight months." :lol:
Title: Re: I am an asshole lalalalala
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 11, 2012, 09:32:19 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on January 11, 2012, 09:14:31 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 11, 2012, 09:09:10 PM
It IS that time of year.

I will have to think about it.

It's only January!  The last one was April, and the year before that was June.

Its funny to me that "Annual" in this case means "about every eight months." :lol:

The last one was in April??? Really?

I totally thought it normally happened in winter, when the navels are in season.
Title: Re: I am an asshole lalalalala
Post by: Freeky on January 11, 2012, 10:25:03 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 11, 2012, 09:32:19 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on January 11, 2012, 09:14:31 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 11, 2012, 09:09:10 PM
It IS that time of year.

I will have to think about it.

It's only January!  The last one was April, and the year before that was June.

Its funny to me that "Annual" in this case means "about every eight months." :lol:

The last one was in April??? Really?

I totally thought it normally happened in winter, when the navels are in season.

Nope, that's why so many people were eatinf valencias.
Title: Re: I am an asshole lalalalala
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on January 11, 2012, 10:27:44 PM
We are just SO FUCKING PSYCHED about the orange eating contest that we push it earlier every year. :lulz:
Title: Re: I am an asshole lalalalala
Post by: Freeky on January 11, 2012, 10:31:10 PM
We shoud have two thjis year! :)
Title: Re: I am an asshole lalalalala
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 11, 2012, 10:57:56 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on January 11, 2012, 10:31:10 PM
We shoud have two thjis year! :)

What the hell is wrong with your typing today?
Title: Re: I am an asshole lalalalala
Post by: Freeky on January 11, 2012, 11:00:01 PM
Cut my finger, wrfapped it in a paper towel and put a plastic glove on over it. 

It's all parft of Fail Wednesday Soup, which wouldn't be the samw without it.
Title: Re: I am an asshole lalalalala
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 12, 2012, 12:26:22 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on January 11, 2012, 10:25:03 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 11, 2012, 09:32:19 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on January 11, 2012, 09:14:31 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 11, 2012, 09:09:10 PM
It IS that time of year.

I will have to think about it.

It's only January!  The last one was April, and the year before that was June.

Its funny to me that "Annual" in this case means "about every eight months." :lol:

The last one was in April??? Really?

I totally thought it normally happened in winter, when the navels are in season.

Nope, that's why so many people were eatinf valencias.

Well, I think a new rule should be that it has to be during Navel season!
Title: Re: I am an asshole lalalalala
Post by: Freeky on January 12, 2012, 08:41:15 AM
Quote from: Nigel on January 12, 2012, 12:26:22 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on January 11, 2012, 10:25:03 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 11, 2012, 09:32:19 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on January 11, 2012, 09:14:31 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 11, 2012, 09:09:10 PM
It IS that time of year.

I will have to think about it.

It's only January!  The last one was April, and the year before that was June.

Its funny to me that "Annual" in this case means "about every eight months." :lol:

The last one was in April??? Really?

I totally thought it normally happened in winter, when the navels are in season.

Nope, that's why so many people were eatinf valencias.

Well, I think a new rule should be that it has to be during Navel season!

And I think that a new rule should be


YOU SHOULD CRAM THAT OPINION DOWN YOUR GULLET WITH SWEET, SWEET SUMMER ORANGES.
Title: Re: I am an asshole lalalalala
Post by: Freeky on January 12, 2012, 08:43:20 AM
Or perhaps it IS time.  I think so.
Title: Re: I am an asshole lalalalala
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 12, 2012, 04:22:08 PM
I am pretty sure I can't do this right now because the semester just started and I can't afford distractions.
Title: Re: I am an asshole lalalalala
Post by: Freeky on January 12, 2012, 07:49:16 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 12, 2012, 04:22:08 PM
I am pretty sure I can't do this right now because the semester just started and I can't afford distractions.
:sad:
Title: Re: I am an asshole lalalalala
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 12, 2012, 11:26:17 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on January 12, 2012, 07:49:16 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 12, 2012, 04:22:08 PM
I am pretty sure I can't do this right now because the semester just started and I can't afford distractions.
:sad:

Yeah plus holy shit, my sociology class is kicking my ass. SO MUCH FUCKING READING.
Title: Re: I am an asshole lalalalala
Post by: Freeky on January 13, 2012, 01:43:48 AM
Quote from: Nigel on January 12, 2012, 11:26:17 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on January 12, 2012, 07:49:16 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 12, 2012, 04:22:08 PM
I am pretty sure I can't do this right now because the semester just started and I can't afford distractions.
:sad:

Yeah plus holy shit, my sociology class is kicking my ass. SO MUCH FUCKING READING.

That's too bad.  Really.  I am totally not aware of the fact that this means us mortals have a chance to win since Dark Empress Nigel has dropped out of the race.

For real though, I understand about school.  That's another reason I want to do it tomorrow, because I have school next week.
Title: Re: I am an asshole lalalalala
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 13, 2012, 03:33:06 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on January 13, 2012, 01:43:48 AM
Quote from: Nigel on January 12, 2012, 11:26:17 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on January 12, 2012, 07:49:16 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 12, 2012, 04:22:08 PM
I am pretty sure I can't do this right now because the semester just started and I can't afford distractions.
:sad:

Yeah plus holy shit, my sociology class is kicking my ass. SO MUCH FUCKING READING.

That's too bad.  Really.  I am totally not aware of the fact that this means us mortals have a chance to win since Dark Empress Nigel has dropped out of the race.

For real though, I understand about school.  That's another reason I want to do it tomorrow, because I have school next week.

I am sad about missing the opportunity to RETAIN MY CROWN. :( However, it will be interesting to see how this harrowing competition goes. MAY THE BEST ATHLETE WIN!
Title: Re: I am an asshole lalalalala
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on January 13, 2012, 03:36:24 AM
I'm out of town until Tuesday at least, and I can't get oranges. If this goes down before then I won't be able to participate, which will SUCK because I'm the most likely to win if Nigel is out this round. :argh!: I could pull off 21 oranges again, no sweat.
Title: Re: I am an asshole lalalalala
Post by: Freeky on January 13, 2012, 03:48:22 AM
There is literally no good time for anyone this month.  :(
Title: Re: I am an asshole lalalalala
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 13, 2012, 03:54:00 AM
Maybe we should aim for spring break?
Title: Re: I am an asshole lalalalala
Post by: Freeky on January 13, 2012, 04:06:01 AM
Quote from: Nigel on January 13, 2012, 03:54:00 AM
Maybe we should aim for spring break?

I suppose.  :(  <-- Disappointed.

Ah, well.