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Principia Discordia => Aneristic Illusions => Topic started by: kingyak on January 10, 2012, 03:01:56 PM

Title: Vermin Supreme 2012
Post by: kingyak on January 10, 2012, 03:01:56 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFXXAuDK1Ao (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFXXAuDK1Ao)

"We have giant turbines that we're working on and we will have lots of zombies and we'll just sort of dangle brains in front of them and they will turn the giant turbines creating energy to lessen the dependence on foreign oil her in America today."

That's MY American Dream.
Title: Re: Vermin Supreme 2012
Post by: Cramulus on January 10, 2012, 03:08:48 PM
I LOVE THIS GUY! He reminds me of that nihilist that ran for prime minster of Japan.  "A vote for me is a vote for death and anarchy! If elected I will do my best to destroy this country and its people." (anybody got a link to that cat?)

My favorite part is Vermin's bit where he says "I am a friendly facist. I am a tyrant that you should trust. And you should let me run your life, because I do know what is best for you. Yes, I am a politician, I will promise you whatever your little heart desires. Remember: a vote for Vermin Supreme is a vote that's completely thrown away."

I also love how much noise he makes about being an organ donor. On his website (http://www.verminsupreme.com/organize.html), he introduces himself "My name is Vermin Supreme, and I am a living kidney donor using my elevated moral position to make this urgent appeal."
Title: Re: Vermin Supreme 2012
Post by: kingyak on January 10, 2012, 03:10:29 PM
Also, free ponies.
Title: Re: Vermin Supreme 2012
Post by: Scribbly on January 10, 2012, 03:11:32 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on January 10, 2012, 03:08:48 PM
I LOVE THIS GUY! He reminds me of that nihilist that ran for prime minster of Japan.  "A vote for me is a vote for death and anarchy! If elected I will do my best to destroy this country and its people." (anybody got a link to that cat?)

My favorite part is Vermin's bit where he says "I am a friendly facist. I am a tyrant that you should trust. And you should let me run your life, because I do know what is best for you. Yes, I am a politician, I will promise you whatever your little heart desires. Remember: a vote for Vermin Supreme is a vote that's completely thrown away."

I also love how much noise he makes about being an organ donor. On his website (http://www.verminsupreme.com/organize.html), he introduces himself "My name is Vermin Supreme, and I am a living kidney donor using my elevated moral position to make this urgent appeal."

Toyama Koichi. It makes me a little sadder every day that he didn't sweep to power in 2008.

I bet he'd have crushed birthers under piles of his (Japanese) birth certificate.  :cry:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Title: Re: Vermin Supreme 2012
Post by: Phox on January 10, 2012, 06:09:00 PM
I think this was the link Cram was looking for.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOuumGX-6uc

But yes, this man is a genius.
Title: Re: Vermin Supreme 2012
Post by: DiscoRadio on February 02, 2012, 02:13:52 PM
When I saw Vermin Supreme for the first time, I decided I might actually vote this year.