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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 10, 2012, 05:18:53 PM

Title: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SO MAD...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 10, 2012, 05:18:53 PM
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/45941181/ns/local_news-miami_fl/

WTF?

Title: Re: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SO MAD...
Post by: Phox on January 10, 2012, 05:20:50 PM
*random sputtering in disbelief*
Title: Re: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SO MAD...
Post by: Don Coyote on January 10, 2012, 05:21:44 PM
Judge Judy obviously has mind lasers and is in cahoots with the Reptilians.

Or the old lady had a bout of dementia.

Title: Re: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SO MAD...
Post by: Phox on January 10, 2012, 05:23:43 PM
Quote from: Don Coyote on January 10, 2012, 05:21:44 PM
Judge Judy obviously has mind lasers and is in cahoots with the Reptilians.

Or the old lady had a bout of dementia.
Both of these explanations are equally acceptable. What if it was both?
Title: Re: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SO MAD...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 10, 2012, 05:25:00 PM
Don't Do Daytime TV, Kids.
Title: Re: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SO MAD...
Post by: BadBeast on January 10, 2012, 05:46:20 PM
"The people are real, the verdicts are real, the mad lady with the hammer, is real"
Title: Re: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SO MAD...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 10, 2012, 05:46:45 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on January 10, 2012, 05:46:20 PM
"The people are real, the verdicts are real, the mad lady with the hammer, is real"

:lulz:
Title: Re: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SO MAD...
Post by: Phox on January 10, 2012, 05:47:21 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on January 10, 2012, 05:46:20 PM
"The people are real, the verdicts are real, the mad lady with the hammer, is real"
Touche, BadBeast.  :lulz:
Title: Re: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SO MAD...
Post by: AFK on January 10, 2012, 05:48:03 PM
Hopefully she never comes across The Dr.s or the new Anderson Cooper talk show. 
Title: Re: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SO MAD...
Post by: navkat on January 10, 2012, 05:54:06 PM
Altered Mental Status. I'd bet five bucks she's a diabetic.
Title: Re: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SO MAD...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 10, 2012, 05:59:01 PM
Quote from: navkat on January 10, 2012, 05:54:06 PM
Altered Mental Status. I'd bet five bucks she's a diabetic.

She'd have hit the neighbors, too, if she was one of those savages.
Title: Re: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SO MAD...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 10, 2012, 06:15:13 PM
After thinking again, I can see where she's coming from.

If someone turned on daytime TV in MY house, I'd be heading for the toolbox, too.
Title: Re: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SO MAD...
Post by: Cramulus on January 10, 2012, 06:16:10 PM
Quote from: navkat on January 10, 2012, 05:54:06 PM
Altered Mental Status. I'd bet five bucks she's a diabetic.

You can see it in her eyes.

(http://msnbcmedia4.msn.com/j/MSNBC/Components/Photo/_new/120110-Janet-Knowles-mug-small.grid-4x2.jpg)


(http://msnbcmedia4.msn.com/j/MSNBC/Components/Photo/_new/120110-Janet-Knowles-mug-small.grid-4x2.jpg)


(http://msnbcmedia4.msn.com/j/MSNBC/Components/Photo/_new/120110-Janet-Knowles-mug-small.grid-4x2.jpg)

GOD DAMN DIABETICS ARE RUINING OUR TELEVISION WATCHING EXPERIENCE WITH HAMMERS
Title: Re: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SO MAD...
Post by: Phox on January 10, 2012, 06:16:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 10, 2012, 06:15:13 PM
After thinking again, I can see where she's coming from.

If someone turned on daytime TV in MY house, I'd be heading for the toolbox, too.
:lulz:
Title: Re: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SO MAD...
Post by: Cain on January 10, 2012, 06:23:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 10, 2012, 06:15:13 PM
After thinking again, I can see where she's coming from.

If someone turned on daytime TV in MY house, I'd be heading for the toolbox, too.

I was just coming here to post the same thing.  Subjected to daytime TV for god knows how long, she was bound to snap and go on a murderous rampage.

93% of spree killers have watched daytime TV.  Save a loved one, kill a television executive instead.
Title: Re: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SO MAD...
Post by: Richter on January 10, 2012, 11:31:54 PM
I'm not convinced that functional reasoning and daytime TV can occupy the same brain at the same time.  Inevitable insanity defense.
Title: Re: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SO MAD...
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 11, 2012, 04:31:52 AM
ehem..


FLORIDA.
Title: Re: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SO MAD...
Post by: BadBeast on January 11, 2012, 05:57:19 AM
It's Jeremy Kyle this side of the pond.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJIf9uj-X1I&feature=related