GET HIM TO EXPLAIN HIS FUCKED UP HOME TOWN!
http://video.today.msnbc.msn.com/today/45984479/
In Tucson, we DEMAND that behavior from our mayor, we don't recall the fucker!
Ha! I would if I'd heard from the fucker in the last two weeks. He doesn't have a computer at home, either.
Also, isn't everyone in Wisconsin an alcoholic?
Quote from: Nigel on January 13, 2012, 06:24:52 PM
Ha! I would if I'd heard from the fucker in the last two weeks. He doesn't have a computer at home, either.
Also, isn't everyone in Wisconsin an alcoholic?
Yeah, but you're apparently not supposed to get caught.
Portland's mayor is a lush and a fop who wears bow ties, with a penchant for barely-legal boys.
Quote from: Nigel on January 13, 2012, 06:25:44 PM
Portland's mayor is a lush and a fop who wears bow ties, with a penchant for barely-legal boys.
Tucson's mayor just sorta snapped one day, and now he wanders the legal district throwing up in wastebaskets and passing out on the sidewalk a few nights every month.
But that's not really newsworthy, mostly because he's not running again.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 13, 2012, 06:25:36 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 13, 2012, 06:24:52 PM
Ha! I would if I'd heard from the fucker in the last two weeks. He doesn't have a computer at home, either.
Also, isn't everyone in Wisconsin an alcoholic?
Yeah, but you're apparently not supposed to get caught.
Oh, those wacky Lutherans!
Quote from: Nigel on January 13, 2012, 06:27:57 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 13, 2012, 06:25:36 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 13, 2012, 06:24:52 PM
Ha! I would if I'd heard from the fucker in the last two weeks. He doesn't have a computer at home, either.
Also, isn't everyone in Wisconsin an alcoholic?
Yeah, but you're apparently not supposed to get caught.
Oh, those wacky Lutherans!
Yeah, they're the ones that think Catholics have too much fun.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 13, 2012, 06:27:07 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 13, 2012, 06:25:44 PM
Portland's mayor is a lush and a fop who wears bow ties, with a penchant for barely-legal boys.
Tucson's mayor just sorta snapped one day, and now he wanders the legal district throwing up in wastebaskets and passing out on the sidewalk a few nights every month.
But that's not really newsworthy, mostly because he's not running again.
For perspective on what Portland looks for in a mayor, our most legendary and beloved mayor of all time, Bud Clark, is this guy:
(http://www.photographicimage.com/prodimg/MR-Expose.jpg)
a renowned drunk who was (and still is) known for being invariably found at the Goose Hollow Inn.
(the story behind the poster: http://www.photographicimage.com/merchant.ihtml?pid=620&step=4)
That's...
fucking...
AWESOME!
What Roger said.
Yeah, it's hard to top ol' Bud.
MAn, that makes my mayor seem boring. He's more of a sports guy. He takes to betting with the mayors of the towns with the opposing team. Apparently he's got a bet going on with the mayor of Denver that Brady is going to mop the floor with Tebow. Which I hope happens. Not because I give a balls about football, but because I'm sick of Tebow and if the broncos consistently lose to the Pats then that means god is on New England's side, which can lead to all sorts of lulz like God approves of gay marriage and shit.
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Quote from: Billy the Twid on January 14, 2012, 05:23:49 PM
MAn, that makes my mayor seem boring. He's more of a sports guy. He takes to betting with the mayors of the towns with the opposing team. Apparently he's got a bet going on with the mayor of Denver that Brady is going to mop the floor with Tebow. Which I hope happens. Not because I give a balls about football, but because I'm sick of Tebow and if the broncos consistently lose to the Pats then that means god is on New England's side, which can lead to all sorts of lulz like God approves of gay marriage and shit.
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