WELCOME TO ARIZONA
Nothing valued is here.
This sign is a message and part of a system
of messages, left to discourage the unwary
traveller.
Pay attention to it!
Sending this message was important to us, for
we despise you and all who are like you.
We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture,
though our professional football team sucks.
If you enter into this place you will be smitten
with radiation and horrible things will bite
and sting you. The people are evil and violent
and will attack you.
There is nothing for you here.
GO AWAY.
I am going to plaster this over the sign at the New Mexico border, one day.