Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Techmology and Scientism => Topic started by: Kai on January 15, 2012, 02:50:23 PM

Title: Worst (Best?) Scientific Presentation Ever.
Post by: Kai on January 15, 2012, 02:50:23 PM
http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/j.1464-410X.2005.05797.x/full (http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/j.1464-410X.2005.05797.x/full)

QuoteBut the mere public showing of his erection from the podium was not sufficient. He paused, and seemed to ponder his next move. The sense of drama in the room was palpable. He then said, with gravity, 'I'd like to give some of the audience the opportunity to confirm the degree of tumescence'. With his pants at his knees, he waddled down the stairs, approaching (to their horror) the urologists and their partners in the front row. As he approached them, erection waggling before him, four or five of the women in the front rows threw their arms up in the air, seemingly in unison, and screamed loudly. The scientific merits of the presentation had been overwhelmed, for them, by the novel and unusual mode of demonstrating the results.

:lulz: And you thought professional meetings are quiet, boring affairs.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Worst (Best?) Scientific Presentation Ever.
Post by: Triple Zero on January 15, 2012, 03:27:38 PM
Whoa, this is amazing! :lulz:
Title: Re: Worst (Best?) Scientific Presentation Ever.
Post by: navkat on January 15, 2012, 04:21:46 PM
Ha ha. I would have asked if he'd mind passing around the room so we could all touch it.
Title: Re: Worst (Best?) Scientific Presentation Ever.
Post by: Don Coyote on January 15, 2012, 05:01:14 PM
Woooooooow.

The man did science to his junk and waved it around to prove it.
Title: Re: Worst (Best?) Scientific Presentation Ever.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 15, 2012, 05:22:46 PM
Oh, scientists!
Title: Re: Worst (Best?) Scientific Presentation Ever.
Post by: PeregrineBF on January 15, 2012, 06:32:18 PM
QuoteThis lecture was unique, dramatic, paradigm-shifting, and unexpected. It is difficult to imagine that a similar scenario could ever take place again.

I think the article's author has some difficulty with the meaning of the phrase "paradigm-shifting".
Title: Re: Worst (Best?) Scientific Presentation Ever.
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on January 15, 2012, 06:44:06 PM
This is amazing.

Also, "Urodynamics Society" :lulz:

THE PENIS POLICE

THE DICK DIRECTORS

THE COCK COUNSEL


Cainad,
may need more coffee
Title: Re: Worst (Best?) Scientific Presentation Ever.
Post by: Triple Zero on January 15, 2012, 07:12:00 PM
Don't forget the Uro Peeing Union.