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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 16, 2012, 09:12:49 PM

Title: Something occurred to me.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 16, 2012, 09:12:49 PM
So there I was, doing about 80 up the sidewalk, watching the pedestrians flung off the front bumper of my Jeep like bowling pins, when the thought occurred to me...

"Roger"; I thought, "this is NO WAY to make friends".

So I thought I'd share that insight.  Because it's true, really.

Title: Re: Something occurred to me.
Post by: Phox on January 16, 2012, 09:17:30 PM
Preposterous. That is officially, the ONLY way to make friends. See, the friends are the ones who land in the passenger seat and say: "You know it's faster if you take the next right."
Title: Re: Something occurred to me.
Post by: Kai on January 16, 2012, 09:24:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 16, 2012, 09:12:49 PM
So there I was, doing about 80 up the sidewalk, watching the pedestrians flung off the front bumper of my Jeep like bowling pins, when the thought occurred to me...

"Roger"; I thought, "this is NO WAY to make friends".

So I thought I'd share that insight.  Because it's true, really.

Well, it depends. Did you have a padded bumper? Did you smile and wave as you went? Did you go around people who didn't get back up?
Title: Re: Something occurred to me.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 16, 2012, 09:35:35 PM
Quote from: ZL 'Kai' Burington, M.S. on January 16, 2012, 09:24:27 PM
Did you go around people who didn't get back up?

I cannot be held responsible for lazy people.
Title: Re: Something occurred to me.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 16, 2012, 09:35:59 PM
Quote from: Doktor M. Phox0 on January 16, 2012, 09:17:30 PM
Preposterous. That is officially, the ONLY way to make friends. See, the friends are the ones who land in the passenger seat and say: "You know it's faster if you take the next right."

Only if they door someone while they say it.
Title: Re: Something occurred to me.
Post by: Triple Zero on January 30, 2012, 11:38:28 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 16, 2012, 09:12:49 PM
So there I was, doing about 80 up the sidewalk, watching the pedestrians flung off the front bumper of my Jeep like bowling pins, when the thought occurred to me...

"Roger"; I thought, "this is NO WAY to make friends".

So I thought I'd share that insight.  Because it's true, really.

Well yeah, but you can hardly go around making friends ALL the time. It'd get super crowded at parties.
Title: Re: Something occurred to me.
Post by: Phox on January 31, 2012, 04:59:56 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 30, 2012, 11:38:28 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 16, 2012, 09:12:49 PM
So there I was, doing about 80 up the sidewalk, watching the pedestrians flung off the front bumper of my Jeep like bowling pins, when the thought occurred to me...

"Roger"; I thought, "this is NO WAY to make friends".

So I thought I'd share that insight.  Because it's true, really.

Well yeah, but you can hardly go around making friends ALL the time. It'd get super crowded at parties.
Isn't the point of parties to see how many people you can fit into a single room (non-studio) apartment? And when you have succeeded at filling every square foot you play the "move as a single entity" game? Have I been going to the wrong parties?
Title: Re: Something occurred to me.
Post by: Triple Zero on January 31, 2012, 09:23:33 AM
Quote from: Doktor M. Phox0 on January 31, 2012, 04:59:56 AMWell yeah, but you can hardly go around making friends ALL the time. It'd get super crowded at parties.
Isn't the point of parties to see how many people you can fit into a single room (non-studio) apartment? And when you have succeeded at filling every square foot you play the "move as a single entity" game? Have I been going to the wrong parties?[/quote]

We don't play that game anymore, in Europe. It ends up in tears every time. The Holocaust, Roskilde, ...
Title: Re: Something occurred to me.
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on January 31, 2012, 12:00:28 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 31, 2012, 09:23:33 AM
Quote from: Doktor M. Phox0 on January 31, 2012, 04:59:56 AMWell yeah, but you can hardly go around making friends ALL the time. It'd get super crowded at parties.
Isn't the point of parties to see how many people you can fit into a single room (non-studio) apartment? And when you have succeeded at filling every square foot you play the "move as a single entity" game? Have I been going to the wrong parties?

We don't play that game anymore, in Europe. It ends up in tears every time. The Holocaust, Roskilde, ...
[/quote]

Thanks, Trip. You have managed to link my favourite band with genocide in my head.  :argh!:
Title: Re: Something occurred to me.
Post by: Luna on January 31, 2012, 01:19:44 PM
Looking for the downside, there, Pixie...
Title: Re: Something occurred to me.
Post by: Phox on January 31, 2012, 01:23:20 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 31, 2012, 09:23:33 AM
Quote from: Doktor M. Phox0 on January 31, 2012, 04:59:56 AMIsn't the point of parties to see how many people you can fit into a single room (non-studio) apartment? And when you have succeeded at filling every square foot you play the "move as a single entity" game? Have I been going to the wrong parties?

We don't play that game anymore, in Europe. It ends up in tears every time. The Holocaust, Roskilde, ...
I guess that makes sense. You crazy Belgianians and your inability to do things the NORMAL way....
Title: Re: Something occurred to me.
Post by: Luna on January 31, 2012, 01:30:26 PM
Quote from: Doktor M. Phox0 on January 31, 2012, 01:23:20 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 31, 2012, 09:23:33 AM
Quote from: Doktor M. Phox0 on January 31, 2012, 04:59:56 AMIsn't the point of parties to see how many people you can fit into a single room (non-studio) apartment? And when you have succeeded at filling every square foot you play the "move as a single entity" game? Have I been going to the wrong parties?

We don't play that game anymore, in Europe. It ends up in tears every time. The Holocaust, Roskilde, ...
I guess that makes sense. You crazy Belgianians and your inability to do things the NORMAL way....

Hrm.  We had room to breathe at the New England Meatup.  We may need to do it again with MORE people...
Title: Re: Something occurred to me.
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on January 31, 2012, 01:56:16 PM
Quote from: Luna on January 31, 2012, 01:19:44 PM
Looking for the downside, there, Pixie...

Pearl Jam and Nazi Germany seems like an odd juxtaposition, that's all....
Title: Re: Something occurred to me.
Post by: Triple Zero on January 31, 2012, 03:04:22 PM
Oh and of course the "let's see how many Germans we can fit inside a tunnel" Love Parade game! Somebody keeping score? I got

Germany: 2 points
Denmark: 1 point