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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2012, 02:20:30 AM

Title: Check it.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2012, 02:20:30 AM
(http://i1196.photobucket.com/albums/aa417/DoktorHowl/ian.jpg)

A marine in the family.
Title: Re: Check it.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on January 20, 2012, 02:24:07 AM
Congrats, dude.
Title: Re: Check it.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on January 20, 2012, 02:27:17 AM
He's not as hairy as I would have expected.

Seriously though, that's fucking awesome. Congratulations to him.
Title: Re: Check it.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2012, 02:28:13 AM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on January 20, 2012, 02:27:17 AM
He's not as hairy as I would have expected.

Seriously though, that's fucking awesome. Congratulations to him.

They shave them, I am told.   :lulz:

He got his mom's hair color and lack of fur.
Title: Re: Check it.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2012, 02:28:35 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on January 20, 2012, 02:24:07 AM
Congrats, dude.

Thanks.  I'm feeling kind of proud right now.  I get to see him on Saturday.
Title: Re: Check it.
Post by: Don Coyote on January 20, 2012, 02:30:14 AM
Fucking awesome.
Title: Re: Check it.
Post by: President Television on January 20, 2012, 02:32:55 AM
My sentiments exactly.
Title: Re: Check it.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2012, 02:35:35 AM
Talked to him on the phone:

Me:  "So how was it?"

Ian:  "Not as bad as I expected, but they never feed us enough."

Me:  "How much did you get to eat?"

Ian:  "Only 4800 calories a day."

:lulz:
Title: Re: Check it.
Post by: Luna on January 20, 2012, 02:36:47 AM
Congrats, that's hard work. 
Title: Re: Check it.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2012, 02:38:30 AM
Also, I'd like to add that just a few weeks ago, he was like 3 feet tall and had a Yoda bedspread.  Now he's 6'5" and carries a rifle.

:mad:  <--- Me.
Title: Re: Check it.
Post by: Luna on January 20, 2012, 02:41:55 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2012, 02:38:30 AM
Also, I'd like to add that just a few weeks ago, he was like 3 feet tall and had a Yoda bedspread.  Now he's 6'5" and carries a rifle.

:mad:  <--- Me.

I'm told that happens.

Last weekend, I looked across the hall at an SCA event, wondered who the new girl was, admired the taste of whichever of the guys had brought her... then realized i'd changed her diapers. 
Title: Re: Check it.
Post by: Don Coyote on January 20, 2012, 02:42:26 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2012, 02:38:30 AM
Also, I'd like to add that just a few weeks ago, he was like 3 feet tall and had a Yoda bedspread.  Now he's 6'5" and carries a rifle.

:mad:  <--- Me.

I heard boot camp does that.
Title: Re: Check it.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2012, 02:42:47 AM
Quote from: Luna on January 20, 2012, 02:41:55 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2012, 02:38:30 AM
Also, I'd like to add that just a few weeks ago, he was like 3 feet tall and had a Yoda bedspread.  Now he's 6'5" and carries a rifle.

:mad:  <--- Me.

I'm told that happens.

Last weekend, I looked across the hall at an SCA event, wondered who the new girl was, admired the taste of whichever of the guys had brought her... then realized i'd changed her diapers.

Yeah, I sent my old buddy lampshade a copy of that pic.  He's like, "I REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE CHANGING HIS DIAPERS!  NOOOOOOO!"

Title: Re: Check it.
Post by: Hoser McRhizzy on January 20, 2012, 02:48:46 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2012, 02:35:35 AM
Me:  "How much did you get to eat?"

Ian:  "Only 4800 calories a day."


:aaa:

"Only"?  Seriously, wtf are the feeding yuor baby?  5 lbs of oatmeal and sausage for breakfast and then what?  :lol:
Title: Re: Check it.
Post by: Thurnez Isa on January 20, 2012, 02:53:48 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2012, 02:38:30 AM
Also, I'd like to add that just a few weeks ago, he was like 3 feet tall and had a Yoda bedspread.  Now he's 6'5" and carries a rifle.

:mad:  <--- Me.

You didn't give him a rifle when he had his Yoda bedspread? Well I guess you can't have everything.

Congrats to him.
Title: Re: Check it.
Post by: Disco Pickle on January 20, 2012, 02:54:13 AM
Damn fine fathering Dok.   Congratulations.   

Thankfully, he didn't get your looks in the gene lottery.

Srsly though, it's inspiring to me, a father of a 4 year old.  My congrats are completely sincere. 
Title: Re: Check it.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2012, 03:30:33 AM
Quote from: Hoser McRhizzy on January 20, 2012, 02:48:46 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2012, 02:35:35 AM
Me:  "How much did you get to eat?"

Ian:  "Only 4800 calories a day."


:aaa:

"Only"?  Seriously, wtf are the feeding yuor baby?  5 lbs of oatmeal and sausage for breakfast and then what?  :lol:

It isn't me.  It's the Marines.  Apparently they make them work or something.  :lol:
Title: Re: Check it.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2012, 03:31:32 AM
Quote from: Disco Pickle on January 20, 2012, 02:54:13 AM
Damn fine fathering Dok.   Congratulations.   

Thankfully, he didn't get your looks in the gene lottery.

Srsly though, it's inspiring to me, a father of a 4 year old.  My congrats are completely sincere.

Oddly enough, I looked very similar to that at his age, when I was a brand new private.

I shall have to post a pic of skinny-ass Roger.   :lulz:
Title: Re: Check it.
Post by: Don Coyote on January 20, 2012, 04:29:34 AM
Quote from: Hoser McRhizzy on January 20, 2012, 02:48:46 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2012, 02:35:35 AM
Me:  "How much did you get to eat?"

Ian:  "Only 4800 calories a day."


:aaa:

"Only"?  Seriously, wtf are the feeding yuor baby?  5 lbs of oatmeal and sausage for breakfast and then what?  :lol:

You honestly don't want to know.
Title: Re: Check it.
Post by: Bu🤠ns on January 20, 2012, 04:33:47 AM
Wow congrats to everyone!
Title: Re: Check it.
Post by: Don Coyote on January 20, 2012, 04:48:50 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2012, 03:31:32 AM
Quote from: Disco Pickle on January 20, 2012, 02:54:13 AM
Damn fine fathering Dok.   Congratulations.   

Thankfully, he didn't get your looks in the gene lottery.

Srsly though, it's inspiring to me, a father of a 4 year old.  My congrats are completely sincere.

Oddly enough, I looked very similar to that at his age, when I was a brand new private.

I shall have to post a pic of skinny-ass Roger.   :lulz:

Almost every man looks likes that after basic.
Title: Re: Check it.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2012, 01:45:50 PM
Quote from: Bu☆ns on January 20, 2012, 04:33:47 AM
Wow congrats to everyone!

Thanks.
Title: Re: Check it.
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on January 20, 2012, 02:37:32 PM
WOW!!! He's looking good there!  Ya done good Roger.  I understand the 3 foot one week and out the door the next.  You should be proud!!  Send him a care package, who in the world thinks 4800 calories a day would sustain a growing boy like that.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Check it.
Post by: EK WAFFLR on January 20, 2012, 02:55:11 PM
Congrats, TGRR!
Good looking son you have there!
Title: Re: Check it.
Post by: Telarus on January 20, 2012, 04:00:07 PM
Lookin' sharp.
Title: Re: Check it.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 20, 2012, 04:07:18 PM
Congratulations to you and to your sprog!
Title: Re: Check it.
Post by: Triple Zero on January 21, 2012, 12:33:14 AM
Congrats Rog! :D
Title: Re: Check it.
Post by: Richter on January 21, 2012, 01:23:37 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2012, 03:30:33 AM
Quote from: Hoser McRhizzy on January 20, 2012, 02:48:46 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2012, 02:35:35 AM
Me:  "How much did you get to eat?"

Ian:  "Only 4800 calories a day."


:aaa:

"Only"?  Seriously, wtf are the feeding yuor baby?  5 lbs of oatmeal and sausage for breakfast and then what?  :lol:

It isn't me.  It's the Marines.  Apparently they make them work or something.  :lol:

This is the proper diet of the young and the overpowered. 

Congrats again, you both have reason to be proud there!
Title: Re: Check it.
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on January 22, 2012, 01:14:14 AM
Awesome, congratulations.
Title: Re: Check it.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on January 22, 2012, 03:59:33 AM
Now that I can see this, congrats, Rog!
Title: Re: Check it.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on January 22, 2012, 05:49:26 AM
Congrats to you, Roger. And best of luck to him. :D
Title: Re: Check it.
Post by: Phox on January 22, 2012, 06:41:14 AM
You DID remember to feed the ever living hell out of him, right? I mean, boy's gotta eat. You fed him enough for the next year, at least, I hope.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Check it.
Post by: navkat on January 22, 2012, 10:35:02 PM
Congrats! He is no doubt full of balls right now...I know I was right after I finished boot...felt like I could do anything.

This is the best year of his life.