Because of the frequent power outages, the bartender decided to keep more light beers on hand.
The pig had to withdraw from the marathon after he pulled a hamstring.
The master cobbler had an unexpectedly difficult time re-booting his computer.
It came as a shock when I discovered the toaster was not well grounded.
Why do tuba players make horrible cashiers?
Because the registers are too high.
Why can't girl ants swim?
Because they aren't boy-ant.