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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 31, 2012, 05:02:19 PM

Title: Signs I put on my office door.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 31, 2012, 05:02:19 PM
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DO NOT DISTURB!
Well, except for YOU.  YOU'RE special.
And I have a special work order just for you!
All you have to do is bother me, and it's yours!

Note:  this sign was up for 5 minutes before Richard got the special work order.
Title: Re: Signs I put on my office door.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on January 31, 2012, 05:03:51 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 31, 2012, 05:02:19 PM
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DO NOT DISTURB!
Well, except for YOU.  YOU'RE special.
And I have a special work order just for you!
All you have to do is bother me, and it's yours!

Note:  this sign was up for 5 minutes before Richard got the special work order.

Hehehe, what was it?
Title: Re: Signs I put on my office door.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 31, 2012, 05:04:49 PM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on January 31, 2012, 05:03:51 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 31, 2012, 05:02:19 PM
Quote
DO NOT DISTURB!
Well, except for YOU.  YOU'RE special.
And I have a special work order just for you!
All you have to do is bother me, and it's yours!

Note:  this sign was up for 5 minutes before Richard got the special work order.

Hehehe, what was it?

Degreasing and regreasing the ring gear on the 8 foot ball mill.

The best part is that - not only can I tell whether or not he actually DID it - it isn't actually necessary.
Title: Re: Signs I put on my office door.
Post by: Cramulus on January 31, 2012, 05:12:24 PM
 :lulz:

My cubicle door is frosted, like a shower door. I've got a full page of "Lorem Ipsum" nonsense text printed out in an obnoxious font, taped to the inside of the door facing out. It's basically unreadable, but that doesn't stop people from standing there and squinting. Then they eventually realize it's nonsense.

If anybody asks why it's there, I tell them it's an analogy for my job.
Title: Re: Signs I put on my office door.
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on January 31, 2012, 05:17:42 PM
Fancy people with your "offices" and your "co-workers and underlings"...
Title: Re: Signs I put on my office door.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 31, 2012, 05:25:44 PM
Quote from: Queen_Gogira on January 31, 2012, 05:17:42 PM
Fancy people with your "offices" and your "co-workers and underlings"...

All it took was years of hard work and lying like a mad bastard on my resume.
Title: Re: Signs I put on my office door.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 31, 2012, 05:26:21 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on January 31, 2012, 05:12:24 PM
:lulz:

My cubicle door is frosted, like a shower door. I've got a full page of "Lorem Ipsum" nonsense text printed out in an obnoxious font, taped to the inside of the door facing out. It's basically unreadable, but that doesn't stop people from standing there and squinting. Then they eventually realize it's nonsense.

If anybody asks why it's there, I tell them it's an analogy for my job.

My last one was "If you come through this door, Roger will break your finger."

My boss made me take it down.
Title: Re: Signs I put on my office door.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on January 31, 2012, 05:31:27 PM
Quote from: Queen_Gogira on January 31, 2012, 05:17:42 PM
Fancy people with your "offices" and your "co-workers and underlings"...

I don't even have a cubicle. I have a table with a computer on it and a small divider that separates it from the dude who faces me's table with a computer on it.

However there are large file cabinets that essentially act as a wall partitioning the room into two. Now with the new time clock, I don't even have to go anywhere in the building except for my desk, the conference room, and the men's room.
Title: Re: Signs I put on my office door.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 31, 2012, 05:37:32 PM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on January 31, 2012, 05:31:27 PM
Quote from: Queen_Gogira on January 31, 2012, 05:17:42 PM
Fancy people with your "offices" and your "co-workers and underlings"...

I don't even have a cubicle. I have a table with a computer on it and a small divider that separates it from the dude who faces me's table with a computer on it.

However there are large file cabinets that essentially act as a wall partitioning the room into two. Now with the new time clock, I don't even have to go anywhere in the building except for my desk, the conference room, and the men's room.

I have 2 buildings and a welding shed.  That is my little empire.  And I - and the subjects of my little empire - HATE the empires to the East (the commie office building) and the West (the filthy terrorist scum in the warehouse) of us.  And all 3 of us hate the packaging department, because they don't indulge in inter-departmental warfare, and just quietly work.  Which means they're UP TO NO GOOD.  Regime change is being debated.
Title: Re: Signs I put on my office door.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on January 31, 2012, 05:43:30 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 31, 2012, 05:37:32 PM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on January 31, 2012, 05:31:27 PM
Quote from: Queen_Gogira on January 31, 2012, 05:17:42 PM
Fancy people with your "offices" and your "co-workers and underlings"...

I don't even have a cubicle. I have a table with a computer on it and a small divider that separates it from the dude who faces me's table with a computer on it.

However there are large file cabinets that essentially act as a wall partitioning the room into two. Now with the new time clock, I don't even have to go anywhere in the building except for my desk, the conference room, and the men's room.

I have 2 buildings and a welding shed.  That is my little empire.  And I - and the subjects of my little empire - HATE the empires to the East (the commie office building) and the West (the filthy terrorist scum in the warehouse) of us.  And all 3 of us hate the packaging department, because they don't indulge in inter-departmental warfare, and just quietly work.  Which means they're UP TO NO GOOD.  Regime change is being debated.

:evil:
Title: Re: Signs I put on my office door.
Post by: Luna on January 31, 2012, 05:55:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 31, 2012, 05:37:32 PM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on January 31, 2012, 05:31:27 PM
Quote from: Queen_Gogira on January 31, 2012, 05:17:42 PM
Fancy people with your "offices" and your "co-workers and underlings"...

I don't even have a cubicle. I have a table with a computer on it and a small divider that separates it from the dude who faces me's table with a computer on it.

However there are large file cabinets that essentially act as a wall partitioning the room into two. Now with the new time clock, I don't even have to go anywhere in the building except for my desk, the conference room, and the men's room.

I have 2 buildings and a welding shed.  That is my little empire.  And I - and the subjects of my little empire - HATE the empires to the East (the commie office building) and the West (the filthy terrorist scum in the warehouse) of us.  And all 3 of us hate the packaging department, because they don't indulge in inter-departmental warfare, and just quietly work.  Which means they're UP TO NO GOOD.  Regime change is being debated.

Just remember, if you expand the empire, you are stuck with the citizens.
Title: Re: Signs I put on my office door.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 31, 2012, 05:56:10 PM
Quote from: Luna on January 31, 2012, 05:55:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 31, 2012, 05:37:32 PM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on January 31, 2012, 05:31:27 PM
Quote from: Queen_Gogira on January 31, 2012, 05:17:42 PM
Fancy people with your "offices" and your "co-workers and underlings"...

I don't even have a cubicle. I have a table with a computer on it and a small divider that separates it from the dude who faces me's table with a computer on it.

However there are large file cabinets that essentially act as a wall partitioning the room into two. Now with the new time clock, I don't even have to go anywhere in the building except for my desk, the conference room, and the men's room.

I have 2 buildings and a welding shed.  That is my little empire.  And I - and the subjects of my little empire - HATE the empires to the East (the commie office building) and the West (the filthy terrorist scum in the warehouse) of us.  And all 3 of us hate the packaging department, because they don't indulge in inter-departmental warfare, and just quietly work.  Which means they're UP TO NO GOOD.  Regime change is being debated.

Just remember, if you expand the empire, you are stuck with the citizens.

No.  I take the buildings, the citizens all have industrial accidents.
Title: Re: Signs I put on my office door.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on January 31, 2012, 05:56:52 PM
Quote from: Luna on January 31, 2012, 05:55:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 31, 2012, 05:37:32 PM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on January 31, 2012, 05:31:27 PM
Quote from: Queen_Gogira on January 31, 2012, 05:17:42 PM
Fancy people with your "offices" and your "co-workers and underlings"...

I don't even have a cubicle. I have a table with a computer on it and a small divider that separates it from the dude who faces me's table with a computer on it.

However there are large file cabinets that essentially act as a wall partitioning the room into two. Now with the new time clock, I don't even have to go anywhere in the building except for my desk, the conference room, and the men's room.

I have 2 buildings and a welding shed.  That is my little empire.  And I - and the subjects of my little empire - HATE the empires to the East (the commie office building) and the West (the filthy terrorist scum in the warehouse) of us.  And all 3 of us hate the packaging department, because they don't indulge in inter-departmental warfare, and just quietly work.  Which means they're UP TO NO GOOD.  Regime change is being debated.

Just remember, if you expand the empire, you are stuck with the citizens.

That's what the English discovered with us, but yet they kept on going...
Title: Re: Signs I put on my office door.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on January 31, 2012, 05:57:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 31, 2012, 05:56:10 PM
Quote from: Luna on January 31, 2012, 05:55:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 31, 2012, 05:37:32 PM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on January 31, 2012, 05:31:27 PM
Quote from: Queen_Gogira on January 31, 2012, 05:17:42 PM
Fancy people with your "offices" and your "co-workers and underlings"...

I don't even have a cubicle. I have a table with a computer on it and a small divider that separates it from the dude who faces me's table with a computer on it.

However there are large file cabinets that essentially act as a wall partitioning the room into two. Now with the new time clock, I don't even have to go anywhere in the building except for my desk, the conference room, and the men's room.

I have 2 buildings and a welding shed.  That is my little empire.  And I - and the subjects of my little empire - HATE the empires to the East (the commie office building) and the West (the filthy terrorist scum in the warehouse) of us.  And all 3 of us hate the packaging department, because they don't indulge in inter-departmental warfare, and just quietly work.  Which means they're UP TO NO GOOD.  Regime change is being debated.

Just remember, if you expand the empire, you are stuck with the citizens.

No.  I take the buildings, the citizens all have industrial accidents.

Hmm... Yes, the English did that too, now that you mention it.
Title: Re: Signs I put on my office door.
Post by: Luna on January 31, 2012, 06:04:42 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 31, 2012, 05:56:10 PM
Quote from: Luna on January 31, 2012, 05:55:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 31, 2012, 05:37:32 PM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on January 31, 2012, 05:31:27 PM
Quote from: Queen_Gogira on January 31, 2012, 05:17:42 PM
Fancy people with your "offices" and your "co-workers and underlings"...

I don't even have a cubicle. I have a table with a computer on it and a small divider that separates it from the dude who faces me's table with a computer on it.

However there are large file cabinets that essentially act as a wall partitioning the room into two. Now with the new time clock, I don't even have to go anywhere in the building except for my desk, the conference room, and the men's room.

I have 2 buildings and a welding shed.  That is my little empire.  And I - and the subjects of my little empire - HATE the empires to the East (the commie office building) and the West (the filthy terrorist scum in the warehouse) of us.  And all 3 of us hate the packaging department, because they don't indulge in inter-departmental warfare, and just quietly work.  Which means they're UP TO NO GOOD.  Regime change is being debated.

Just remember, if you expand the empire, you are stuck with the citizens.

No.  I take the buildings, the citizens all have industrial accidents.

Then you could... put Filthy Assistant in a building with nothing more dangerous than paper clips, and start a betting pool on how long it takes him to hospitalize himself?
Title: Re: Signs I put on my office door.
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on January 31, 2012, 06:31:16 PM
I have half of my boyfriend's desk  :argh!:
Title: Re: Signs I put on my office door.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 31, 2012, 06:33:54 PM
Quote from: Queen_Gogira on January 31, 2012, 06:31:16 PM
I have half of my boyfriend's desk  :argh!:

Is it haunted?

Because my desk is haunted.
Title: Re: Signs I put on my office door.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on January 31, 2012, 06:34:40 PM
Quote from: Queen_Gogira on January 31, 2012, 06:31:16 PM
I have half of my boyfriend's desk  :argh!:

Ooof... desk sharing.

Haven't had to do that since... Well, long time anyway. Perhaps 2008-2009. Coding questionnaires. Number two pencil. Office use only.
Title: Re: Signs I put on my office door.
Post by: Scribbly on January 31, 2012, 06:42:35 PM
I have a corner of a desk shared by three other people. It is a large desk, but I am gradually learning to hate them all.

Thankfully I only occupy it two days a week. The rest of the time I am at home (and more and more of that time I am searching for another job).
Title: Re: Signs I put on my office door.
Post by: LMNO on January 31, 2012, 06:58:57 PM
Cubicle field.  The only thing of interest on my walls is the Notice of Compulsory Illumination, and Syn's Scrid.
Title: Re: Signs I put on my office door.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 01, 2012, 06:26:25 AM
What is a "cubicle"?

Is that like a square popsicle?
Title: Re: Signs I put on my office door.
Post by: Jasper on February 01, 2012, 06:32:13 AM
It's the walls they build around you when you work at a desk for too long.  It's happening at my job.  I think it's some kind of elaborate prank.
Title: Re: Signs I put on my office door.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 01, 2012, 07:10:32 AM
what is a "desk"?

You guys are weird.
Title: Re: Signs I put on my office door.
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on February 01, 2012, 07:39:54 AM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on February 01, 2012, 07:10:32 AM
what is a "desk"?

You guys are weird.

It is the place that their muscles atrophy and their fat reserves grow while they stave off being eaten by blue collar workers.
Title: Re: Signs I put on my office door.
Post by: Cain on February 01, 2012, 08:10:12 AM
I have a sign on my door.  It reads "I am off duty from 6pm tonight to 9pm tomorrow, ring this person for assistance".

Below that there is a sign which says "that means don't knock on my door".

Below that there is a sign in Russian and Chinese which says "if you value your late curfew and free time at least, fuckers" or words to that effect.

Also, I do not have a desk.  I have two chairs, one of which I rest my legs on.  I sit by my window, looking over north London and declaring "fuck, I need another coffee".  You would too, if you could see directly into Dalston on a clear day.
Title: Re: Signs I put on my office door.
Post by: Phox on February 01, 2012, 09:31:40 AM
Gah, makes me wish I had an actual office. Although, I think threatening my peers/students via signs would be a bad idea.  :cry:
Title: Re: Signs I put on my office door.
Post by: Cain on February 01, 2012, 09:39:17 AM
My office is unfortunately my apartment.  For the 2013-14 academic year, I will actually have a proper office, which will be awesome (also a proper apartment, with much more privacy, a more central location in London and greater control over the premises - shit, I can't wait), but for now, I live where I work and vice-versa.

Which does make commuting easy, but also makes it easier for my boss and co-workers to find me when I'm slacking off.  :sad:
Title: Re: Signs I put on my office door.
Post by: navkat on February 01, 2012, 10:51:18 AM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on February 01, 2012, 06:26:25 AM
What is a "cubicle"?

Is that like a square popsicle?

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