Best thing I've read all weekend. :lulz:
http://www.loweringthebar.net/2012/02/bottle-rocket.html
Quote8. [Defendant] was highly intoxicated on this date and time, and decided in his drunken stupor that it would be a good idea to shoot bottle rockets out of his anus on the [Alpha Tau Omega fraternity] deck, located on the back of the ATO house.
10. [Defendant] placed a bottle rocket in his anus [and] ignited the fuse, but instead of launching, the bottle rocket blew up in Defendant's rectum, and this startled plaintiff and caused him to jump back, at which time he fell off of the ATO deck, and he became lodged between the deck and an air conditioner unit adjacent to the deck.
13. Per the applicable codes ... the deck in question should have had a railing, which comported with said codes.
16. ATO owed plaintiff a duty to provide a safe deck, including a railing, and ... a duty to supervise its guests and its own fraternity members, such as Defendant, and other under age persons, from consuming alcohol on its premises, which leads to stupid and dangerous activities, such as shooting bottle rockets out of one's own anus.
18. [Defendant] also owed plaintiff ... a duty of care not to drink under age, or to file bottle rockets out of his anus.
19. [Defendant] breached this duty when he both drank under age ... and attempted to fire a bottle rocket out of his anus while under the influence. The act of firing a bottle rocket, within Huntington City Limits, was also a crime.
22. Plaintiff asserts that the activity of underaged drinking and firing bottle rockets out of one's own anus constitutes an "ultra-hazardous" activity which exposes both of these defendant to strict liability.
:lulz: :horrormirth: :lulz:
what... how...
Someone went and broke reality.
Good example of shutting up an taking responsibility for your own actions. Ask the wheels of jsutice to turn, and they will likely drag you in too.
(From the same blog) At least the TSA is on board with acknowledging diabetics as terrorists: http://www.loweringthebar.net/2012/02/tsa-insulin-pump-gun.html :lol:
So, uh....
What is the current state of said anus? Somehow "startled" does not seem like an appropriate response to "blew up in the Defendant's rectum."
Quote from: Billy the Twid on February 05, 2012, 05:16:44 PM
So, uh....
What is the current state of said anus? Somehow "startled" does not seem like an appropriate response to "blew up in the Defendant's rectum."
Yeah, that seemed like kind of an understatement. However, I was pretty amused by the "became lodged between the deck and an air conditioner unit" part. :lulz:
(presumably while bleeding out of aforementioned anus)
:lulz:
This might be going through the wall instead of just taking it there.
The rocket portion was not inside his ass when it was activated, and the resulting blast of a backfiring bottlerocket is relatively harmless at the distance it would have been.
Source: I have been exposed to and survived a lot of stupidity.
Sounds a lot like whoever wrote that down really wanted to underline how retarded it is to fire a rocket from your anus and humiliate whoever did it. Which I can completely understand btw.
There are a lot of missing entries in that list, Trip. I suspect that they all say "THE RETARD TRIED TO BLOW UP HIS OWN ASSHOLE".
Strangely enough, this is not the dumbest "someone else should have prevented me from being stupid" case I have heard. It is, however, the funniest. :lol:
ETA: further anal-ysis of the case is up:
http://www.loweringthebar.net/2012/02/further-analysis-bottle-rocket.html
My question is, why would you be at a frat party and NOT expect fireworks to come flying out of someone's orifice?
Everything about this is silly.
If the railing on the porch was indeed not up to code, that's a part of it I could get behind.
The second post asks the question if Mr. Rocket Anus would have required a second or third person to insert and launch the bottle rocket, which, if true, would somewhat affect the personal responsibility argument.