About nothing. Sorry children and cranky old people. I just don't got anything to rant about. I'm not really angry enough about anything at the moment.
I could rant about having to fill out all these bull shit forms to get processed into my reserve unit, but #firstworldproblems maybe.
My gf's cat is fucking annoying, but it's a cat. That would be par for the course.
But wait.....what the fuck?
LISTEN UP SHITFUCKSTAININGCOCKORANGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!
PD ISN'T EVEN FUCKING TV FOR WEIRDOS........
Ahem.
I feel guilty when I browse PD and don't even comment, let alone post anything. The slow downward spiral of PD is depressing.
I AM JUST TYPING SHIT TO TYPE SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'm not even a discordian.
HEY LOOK BEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Message received.
Ok. I get it. Bye.
Quote from: Pope Coyote of the Wolffnords on February 08, 2012, 01:34:21 AM
My gf's cat is fucking annoying, but it's a cat. That would be par for the course.
FUCKING CATS
WHAT THE FUCK IS THEIR PROBLEM
SMUG LITTLE PURRBURGERS
I'LL FUCK
Quote from: Cramulus on February 08, 2012, 01:42:56 AM
Quote from: Pope Coyote of the Wolffnords on February 08, 2012, 01:34:21 AM
My gf's cat is fucking annoying, but it's a cat. That would be par for the course.
FUCKING CATS
WHAT THE FUCK IS THEIR PROBLEM
SMUG LITTLE PURRBURGERS
I'LL FUCK
WHY WOULD YOU FUCK A CAT?
I BET YOU COULDN'T GET A CAT TO FUCK YOU. YOU FUCKING DIABETIC CLOSET INSULIN PUMPING CAKE EATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'M LIKE. SHUT THE FUCK UP CAT. STOP FUCKING EATING THE CARPET!!!!!!!!!!!
AND THE CAT IS ALL...mew.
AND THEN I'M ALL LIKE. SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ARE NOT GOING OUT THE DOOR. YOU WERE JUST OUT THERE AND DID NOTHING.
STOP EATING THE FUCKING CARPET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I took this as a rip on my rant in AT, which was apparently not the case.
My bad.
LISTEN ASS HOLE
I BEAT OFF CATS WITH STICKS
WHEREAS YOU----
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2012, 01:55:55 AM
I took this as a rip on my rant in AT, which was apparently not the case.
My bad.
Oh.
That was totally not the case.
This was a "Coyote is going to make shit fall out onto the screen" thing.
Quote from: Cramulus on February 08, 2012, 01:57:44 AM
LISTEN ASS HOLE
I BEAT OFF CATS WITH STICKS
WHEREAS YOU----
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH
LISTEN UP TURNMONGLER.
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA OF THE THE AMOUNT OF FUCKS i DO NOT FUCKING HAVE?
ALL YOU ARE IS JUST ANOTHER FUCKING DIABETIC FURRY.
I BET YOU JUST SLATHER YOURSELF IN RANCID SARDINE OIL AND HANG OUT AT PETSMART IN JUST A TRENCH COAT.
I'VE SEEN YOUR KIND.
ALL PRESSING UP AGAINST THE WINDOWS OF THE CATS RUBBING YOUR FILTHY NAKED BODY AGAINST IT.
PERVERT.
WTF GUYS CATS ARE AWESOME. THEYRE DRY CLEAN ONLY DO IT THEMSELVES AND NATURALLY PREFER TO SHIT WHERE THEYRE SUPPOSED TO.
AND THEY KEEP CRABBY OLD LADIES AND WEALTHY SOCIOPATHS BENT ON WORLD DOMINATION COMPANY
Quote from: Billy the Twid on February 08, 2012, 02:03:09 AM
WTF GUYS CATS ARE AWESOME. THEYRE DRY CLEAN ONLY DO IT THEMSELVES AND NATURALLY PREFER TO SHIT WHERE THEYRE SUPPOSED TO.
AND THEY KEEP CRABBY OLD LADIES AND WEALTHY SOCIOPATHS BENT ON WORLD DOMINATION COMPANY
WHY DO YOU THINK THOSE SOCIOPATHS ARE BENT ON WORLD DOMINATION???
THE FUCKING CAT IS DRIVING THEM CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT MAY BE SO BUT IT GIVES SOMEONE FOR SECRET AGENT GARBO TO GO AFTER
A FOIL. A NEMESIS IF YOU WILL.
THEREFORE SHE GETS PAID TO GO ON SILLY ADVENTURES WHICH ACCORDING TO THE GOP IS GOOD FOR THE ECONOMY
CATS ARE JOB CREATORS DAMMIT
The boyfriend's cat leaves little turdlets all over the house and it isn't even her fault because she's a Maine Coon so they stick to her fur - but her tail is dead so she can't feel 'em. It's sort of dangerous to walk around the house barefoot. Especially if you're the first one awake.
Quote from: Billy the Twid on February 08, 2012, 02:13:49 AM
THAT MAY BE SO BUT IT GIVES SOMEONE FOR SECRET AGENT GARBO TO GO AFTER
Hey.
Remember what happened to Dr James Semaj.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2012, 02:16:59 AM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on February 08, 2012, 02:13:49 AM
THAT MAY BE SO BUT IT GIVES SOMEONE FOR SECRET AGENT GARBO TO GO AFTER
Hey.
Remember what happened to Dr James Semaj.
There is, and never has been, such a person. Stop making up people or...OH FUCK NO NOT THE PIPES AND......cheese? THEY ARE DOING THINGS WITH THE CHEESE AND MAKE IT STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Hmmm. Point. But she opted to become a secret agent.
Quote from: Billy the Twid on February 08, 2012, 02:19:58 AM
Hmmm. Point. But she opted to become a secret agent.
I worry about that young man. I shall write him a snail mail.
Yeah. He just up and disappeared.
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 08, 2012, 02:16:34 AM
The boyfriend's cat leaves little turdlets all over the house and it isn't even her fault because she's a Maine Coon so they stick to her fur - but her tail is dead so she can't feel 'em. It's sort of dangerous to walk around the house barefoot. Especially if you're the first one awake.
:vom:
Cram if you dont like cats whys it youre always calling people them?
Quote from: Billy the Twid on February 08, 2012, 02:42:37 AM
Cram if you dont like cats whys it youre always calling people them?
BECAUSE IT'S LIKE CATS, CATS, CATS, CATS, CATS, BACK IN THE DAY IT'S LIKE CATS CATS CATS
oh I love cats, I just like yelling even more.
fuck you guys, here are 100 pictures of my cat
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-s78bKI4RWVY/TukjX4AvHOI/AAAAAAAABtg/8hA5fHyop-w/s512/IMAG0209.jpg)(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-g8yCDxZ6h9A/TvqCW_wHAYI/AAAAAAAAB1s/p0avm8VI1ic/s640/IMAG0240.jpg)(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-Tb0H0Eoe4QE/TvpoWjgjpNI/AAAAAAAAB1w/GHx0H-0VvAI/s640/IMAG0244.jpg)(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-2qQPzzNoa3s/Tmb-ARIAZVI/AAAAAAAABdU/T4nBOnsiHjU/s640/IMAG0116.jpg)(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-3xj3kh1Lzms/TmEThK8QISI/AAAAAAAABck/OljLt3I996Q/s512/IMAG0108.jpg)(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-S13JV9Pj9Qs/Tl6s5oKpFMI/AAAAAAAABbM/q_erdZtk89c/s640/IMAG0096.jpg)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
QUICKLY!! EVERYONE ACT UNNATURAL. MAYBE THEY WILL IGNORE UUSSSSSSSSSS...OH FUCK IT'S GOT MY LEG.
FLY YOU FOOLS.
FLY YOU FOOLS
FUCKING HELL GUYS GET THE FUCK OUT HERE WHILE THEY ARE BUSY.....MY FUCKING PANCREASES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: Cramulus on February 08, 2012, 02:48:45 AM
oh I love cats, I just like yelling even more.
fuck you guys, here are 100 pictures of my cat
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-s78bKI4RWVY/TukjX4AvHOI/AAAAAAAABtg/8hA5fHyop-w/s512/IMAG0209.jpg)(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-g8yCDxZ6h9A/TvqCW_wHAYI/AAAAAAAAB1s/p0avm8VI1ic/s640/IMAG0240.jpg)(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-Tb0H0Eoe4QE/TvpoWjgjpNI/AAAAAAAAB1w/GHx0H-0VvAI/s640/IMAG0244.jpg)(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-2qQPzzNoa3s/Tmb-ARIAZVI/AAAAAAAABdU/T4nBOnsiHjU/s640/IMAG0116.jpg)(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-3xj3kh1Lzms/TmEThK8QISI/AAAAAAAABck/OljLt3I996Q/s512/IMAG0108.jpg)(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-S13JV9Pj9Qs/Tl6s5oKpFMI/AAAAAAAABbM/q_erdZtk89c/s640/IMAG0096.jpg)
AHHH BLOOBLOOBLOOBLOO OOS A PWITTY KITTY
That's Cram's cat's magical superpower. She has that effect on people. It's the goddamn cutest cat on the planet, it's like she's a military experiment or something.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2012, 02:16:59 AM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on February 08, 2012, 02:13:49 AM
THAT MAY BE SO BUT IT GIVES SOMEONE FOR SECRET AGENT GARBO TO GO AFTER
Hey.
Remember what happened to Dr James Semaj.
That, that was an accident. If he hadn't tried to run away.
Quote from: Pope Coyote of the Wolffnords on February 08, 2012, 02:49:15 AM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
QUICKLY!! EVERYONE ACT UNNATURAL. MAYBE THEY WILL IGNORE UUSSSSSSSSSS...OH FUCK IT'S GOT MY LEG.
FLY YOU FOOLS.
FLY YOU FOOLS
FUCKING HELL GUYS GET THE FUCK OUT HERE WHILE THEY ARE BUSY.....MY FUCKING PANCREASES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do you mind if I borrow one of your fucking pancreases on my way out?
Also, how do you fuck a pancreas?
Quote from: Net on February 10, 2012, 10:22:14 AM
Also, how do you fuck a pancreas?
There was a very disturbing cartoon posted on this board a bunch of years back that had something like that ... it was the thing that made me decide I had enough of that shock crap even if it's not real why'd I want to put such filth in my head--anyway it involved the phrase "Mom, I'm going to give you a gut-fucking." (see that's what I mean, five years later, and why do I remember this!!)
Quote from: Net on February 10, 2012, 10:22:14 AM
Quote from: Pope Coyote of the Wolffnords on February 08, 2012, 02:49:15 AM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
QUICKLY!! EVERYONE ACT UNNATURAL. MAYBE THEY WILL IGNORE UUSSSSSSSSSS...OH FUCK IT'S GOT MY LEG.
FLY YOU FOOLS.
FLY YOU FOOLS
FUCKING HELL GUYS GET THE FUCK OUT HERE WHILE THEY ARE BUSY.....MY FUCKING PANCREASES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do you mind if I borrow one of your fucking pancreases on my way out?
Also, how do you fuck a pancreas?
ASK CRAM!!!!!!!
Quote from: Pope Coyote of the Wolffnords on February 10, 2012, 06:14:45 PM
Quote from: Net on February 10, 2012, 10:22:14 AM
Quote from: Pope Coyote of the Wolffnords on February 08, 2012, 02:49:15 AM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
QUICKLY!! EVERYONE ACT UNNATURAL. MAYBE THEY WILL IGNORE UUSSSSSSSSSS...OH FUCK IT'S GOT MY LEG.
FLY YOU FOOLS.
FLY YOU FOOLS
FUCKING HELL GUYS GET THE FUCK OUT HERE WHILE THEY ARE BUSY.....MY FUCKING PANCREASES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do you mind if I borrow one of your fucking pancreases on my way out?
Also, how do you fuck a pancreas?
ASK CRAM!!!!!!!
1. candlelit dinner
2.
3. BANGIN
Quote from: Cramulus on February 10, 2012, 07:21:13 PM
Quote from: Pope Coyote of the Wolffnords on February 10, 2012, 06:14:45 PM
Quote from: Net on February 10, 2012, 10:22:14 AM
Quote from: Pope Coyote of the Wolffnords on February 08, 2012, 02:49:15 AM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
QUICKLY!! EVERYONE ACT UNNATURAL. MAYBE THEY WILL IGNORE UUSSSSSSSSSS...OH FUCK IT'S GOT MY LEG.
FLY YOU FOOLS.
FLY YOU FOOLS
FUCKING HELL GUYS GET THE FUCK OUT HERE WHILE THEY ARE BUSY.....MY FUCKING PANCREASES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do you mind if I borrow one of your fucking pancreases on my way out?
Also, how do you fuck a pancreas?
ASK CRAM!!!!!!!
1. candlelit dinner
2.
3. BANGIN
You diabetics make me sick.