Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Don Coyote on February 08, 2012, 03:14:10 AM

Title: HEY BITCHES!!!!
Post by: Don Coyote on February 08, 2012, 03:14:10 AM
I BET YOU DIDN'T THINK I ACTUALLY HAD A FUCKING TOMAHAWK!!!!!!
YOU BITCHES WERE UNAWARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg214/scaled.php?server=214&filename=029ne.jpg&res=medium)
What the fuck do I do with it?

I'm thinking it needs a hat and mustache. If a tomahawk could talk, what kind of voice would it have? What would it talk about.
Title: Re: HEY BITCHES!!!!
Post by: Phox on February 08, 2012, 04:18:06 AM
Quote from: Pope Coyote of the Wolffnords on February 08, 2012, 03:14:10 AM
I BET YOU DIDN'T THINK I ACTUALLY HAD A FUCKING TOMAHAWK!!!!!!
YOU BITCHES WERE UNAWARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg214/scaled.php?server=214&filename=029ne.jpg&res=medium)
What the fuck do I do with it?

I'm thinking it needs a hat and mustache. If a tomahawk could talk, what kind of voice would it have? What would it talk about.
It would have a voice like David Hyde Pierce, and it would talk about the magnificence of the redwood forests. Incessantly so. Tomahawks are fucking douchebags.