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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2012, 05:56:43 PM

Title: Sorry about that.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2012, 05:56:43 PM
I wasn't paying attention, and I slipped.



Title: Re: Sorry about that.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on February 08, 2012, 05:57:42 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2012, 05:56:43 PM
I wasn't paying attention, and I slipped.

Phox's fault for leaving it there in the first place.
Title: Re: Sorry about that.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2012, 05:58:01 PM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on February 08, 2012, 05:57:42 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2012, 05:56:43 PM
I wasn't paying attention, and I slipped.

Phox's fault for leaving it there in the first place.

Seriously.  It's a fucking hazard.
Title: Re: Sorry about that.
Post by: AFK on February 08, 2012, 06:00:43 PM
I've always said, any manufacturer who insists on saying their product is "reinforced" is just simply asking for it. 
Title: Re: Sorry about that.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2012, 06:01:40 PM
Quote from: RWHN on February 08, 2012, 06:00:43 PM
I've always said, any manufacturer who insists on saying their product is "reinforced" is just simply asking for it.

Try telling THAT to Fruit of the Loom.
Title: Re: Sorry about that.
Post by: Don Coyote on February 08, 2012, 06:14:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2012, 06:01:40 PM
Quote from: RWHN on February 08, 2012, 06:00:43 PM
I've always said, any manufacturer who insists on saying their product is "reinforced" is just simply asking for it.

Try telling THAT to Fruit of the Loom.

My good friend Tim did that once. He now can only eat pureed cat food through a nose tube. Those fruit guys play rough.
Title: Re: Sorry about that.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2012, 06:14:57 PM
Quote from: Pope Coyote of the Wolffnords on February 08, 2012, 06:14:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2012, 06:01:40 PM
Quote from: RWHN on February 08, 2012, 06:00:43 PM
I've always said, any manufacturer who insists on saying their product is "reinforced" is just simply asking for it.

Try telling THAT to Fruit of the Loom.

My good friend Tim did that once. He now can only eat pureed cat food through a nose tube. Those fruit guys play rough.

Fact:  Underwear manufacturers are fucking RUTHLESS when you say the word "Warranty".
Title: Re: Sorry about that.
Post by: LMNO on February 08, 2012, 07:09:09 PM
I don't blame the pance as much as why you were distracted in the first place.


Self-lubricating Lincoln Logs should really be banned as a hazardous nuisance.
Title: Re: Sorry about that.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2012, 07:42:01 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on February 08, 2012, 07:09:09 PM
I don't blame the pance as much as why you were distracted in the first place.


Self-lubricating Lincoln Logs should really be banned as a hazardous nuisance.

Safety Nazi.   :argh!:
Title: Re: Sorry about that.
Post by: LMNO on February 08, 2012, 07:46:31 PM
I think I am not alone when I say that The Good Reverend Roger, as a general concept, needs more government regulation.
Title: Re: Sorry about that.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2012, 07:47:24 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on February 08, 2012, 07:46:31 PM
I think I am not alone when I say that The Good Reverend Roger, as a general concept, needs more government regulation.

That's just because YOU didn't think of marketing "Bag O Broken Glass" as a toy last Christmas season.

Jealousy does not become you, sir.
Title: Re: Sorry about that.
Post by: Phox on February 08, 2012, 09:22:41 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2012, 05:58:01 PM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on February 08, 2012, 05:57:42 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2012, 05:56:43 PM
I wasn't paying attention, and I slipped.

Phox's fault for leaving it there in the first place.

Seriously.  It's a fucking hazard.
Safety protocols CLEARLY state that such objects are to be stored on the sturdiest shelf in the complex. I suppose you know of a sturdier shelf?
Title: Re: Sorry about that.
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on February 08, 2012, 11:02:31 PM
Quote from: Doktor M. Phox0 on February 08, 2012, 09:22:41 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2012, 05:58:01 PM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on February 08, 2012, 05:57:42 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2012, 05:56:43 PM
I wasn't paying attention, and I slipped.

Phox's fault for leaving it there in the first place.

Seriously.  It's a fucking hazard.
Safety protocols CLEARLY state that such objects are to be stored on the sturdiest shelf in the complex. I suppose you know of a sturdier shelf?

Yes, but "the complex" referred to in the documentation does not mean "just the daycare center," you cad.

I'm having you referred to Level 2 Counseling.
Title: Re: Sorry about that.
Post by: Luna on February 09, 2012, 12:42:12 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2012, 05:56:43 PM
I wasn't paying attention, and I slipped.

Somehow, I suspect that you aren't REALLY sorry.
Title: Re: Sorry about that.
Post by: Richter on February 09, 2012, 01:37:40 AM
Yeah, like I "Accidentally" dropped that stick of butter down my jockstrap
Title: Re: Sorry about that.
Post by: Luna on February 09, 2012, 01:44:17 AM
Quote from: Richter on February 09, 2012, 01:37:40 AM
Yeah, like I "Accidentally" dropped that stick of butter down my jockstrap

:spittake:

I'm telling Lady T on you...
Title: Re: Sorry about that.
Post by: Freeky on February 09, 2012, 02:22:41 AM
Quote from: Richter on February 09, 2012, 01:37:40 AM
Yeah, like I "Accidentally" dropped that stick of butter down my jockstrap

That sounds sexy.