I should be paid for what I know about the "industry." (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,31610.0.html)
But since the forum is free, I'll chime in.
There are two possibilities:
1) Your ex is a whore, and she likes being one, which means you're off the hook.
2) You're a deadbeat who couldn't afford a good whore, and that feels bad.
There is a third possibility, but it's too cruel to post here.
I assume this was meant to be a reply to DERPI4's troll thread?
Kids, if you're gonna feed the trolls, this is the kind of thing you should poison the food with.
Quote from: Oracle_De_Atlantis on February 11, 2012, 05:17:51 AM
There is a third possibility, but it's too cruel to post here.
Haha! Wonderful. However, the general rule is "no quarter asked, none given." Let's have number three, shall we?
Quote from: Cuddlefish on February 11, 2012, 06:38:27 AM
Quote from: Oracle_De_Atlantis on February 11, 2012, 05:17:51 AM
There is a third possibility, but it's too cruel to post here.
Haha! Wonderful. However, the general rule is "no quarter asked, none given." Let's have number three, shall we?
Quite right. There is no benefit in hiding from the Hideous Truth
TM.
Best thread the week.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 11, 2012, 06:41:06 AM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on February 11, 2012, 06:38:27 AM
Quote from: Oracle_De_Atlantis on February 11, 2012, 05:17:51 AM
There is a third possibility, but it's too cruel to post here.
Haha! Wonderful. However, the general rule is "no quarter asked, none given." Let's have number three, shall we?
Quite right. There is no benefit in hiding from the Hideous TruthTM.
I had a friend who was the husband of an ex stripper. He had the biggest d*ck I ever saw(exhibitionist.) I always suspected it was one big reason why she left the "industry."
He would always tell me that "strippers" love to f*ck, but I just figured he was making excuses for marrying one.
Quote from: Oracle_De_Atlantis on February 11, 2012, 08:45:07 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 11, 2012, 06:41:06 AM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on February 11, 2012, 06:38:27 AM
Quote from: Oracle_De_Atlantis on February 11, 2012, 05:17:51 AM
There is a third possibility, but it's too cruel to post here.
Haha! Wonderful. However, the general rule is "no quarter asked, none given." Let's have number three, shall we?
Quite right. There is no benefit in hiding from the Hideous TruthTM.
I had a friend who was the husband of an ex stripper. He had the biggest d*ck I ever saw(exhibitionist.) I always suspected it was one big reason why she left the "industry."
He would always tell me that "strippers" love to f*ck, but I just figured he was making excuses for marrying one.
I dunno, being comfortable with your body probably removes a little inhibition and social anxiety.
Quote from: Faust on February 11, 2012, 09:06:58 AM
Quote from: Oracle_De_Atlantis on February 11, 2012, 08:45:07 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 11, 2012, 06:41:06 AM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on February 11, 2012, 06:38:27 AM
Quote from: Oracle_De_Atlantis on February 11, 2012, 05:17:51 AM
There is a third possibility, but it's too cruel to post here.
Haha! Wonderful. However, the general rule is "no quarter asked, none given." Let's have number three, shall we?
Quite right. There is no benefit in hiding from the Hideous TruthTM.
I had a friend who was the husband of an ex stripper. He had the biggest d*ck I ever saw(exhibitionist.) I always suspected it was one big reason why she left the "industry."
He would always tell me that "strippers" love to f*ck, but I just figured he was making excuses for marrying one.
I dunno, being comfortable with your body probably removes a little inhibition and social anxiety.
I agree, but who knows.
I hooked up another friend with a stripper, and to my amazement he married her. They're still together after 15 years.
Some of the best women I've known were in that biz. They genuinely love men, is why.
You know a lot of women who aren't strippers who don't genuinely love men?
Quote from: Oracle_De_Atlantis on February 11, 2012, 09:23:35 AM
Quote from: Faust on February 11, 2012, 09:06:58 AM
Quote from: Oracle_De_Atlantis on February 11, 2012, 08:45:07 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 11, 2012, 06:41:06 AM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on February 11, 2012, 06:38:27 AM
Quote from: Oracle_De_Atlantis on February 11, 2012, 05:17:51 AM
There is a third possibility, but it's too cruel to post here.
Haha! Wonderful. However, the general rule is "no quarter asked, none given." Let's have number three, shall we?
Quite right. There is no benefit in hiding from the Hideous TruthTM.
I had a friend who was the husband of an ex stripper. He had the biggest d*ck I ever saw(exhibitionist.) I always suspected it was one big reason why she left the "industry."
He would always tell me that "strippers" love to f*ck, but I just figured he was making excuses for marrying one.
I dunno, being comfortable with your body probably removes a little inhibition and social anxiety.
I agree, but who knows.
I hooked up another friend with a stripper, and to my amazement he married her. They're still together after 15 years.
Some of the best women I've known were in that biz. They genuinely love men, is why.
This one has just jumped the shark.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 11, 2012, 05:06:04 PM
Quote from: Oracle_De_Atlantis on February 11, 2012, 09:23:35 AM
Quote from: Faust on February 11, 2012, 09:06:58 AM
Quote from: Oracle_De_Atlantis on February 11, 2012, 08:45:07 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 11, 2012, 06:41:06 AM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on February 11, 2012, 06:38:27 AM
Quote from: Oracle_De_Atlantis on February 11, 2012, 05:17:51 AM
There is a third possibility, but it's too cruel to post here.
Haha! Wonderful. However, the general rule is "no quarter asked, none given." Let's have number three, shall we?
Quite right. There is no benefit in hiding from the Hideous TruthTM.
I had a friend who was the husband of an ex stripper. He had the biggest d*ck I ever saw(exhibitionist.) I always suspected it was one big reason why she left the "industry."
He would always tell me that "strippers" love to f*ck, but I just figured he was making excuses for marrying one.
I dunno, being comfortable with your body probably removes a little inhibition and social anxiety.
I agree, but who knows.
I hooked up another friend with a stripper, and to my amazement he married her. They're still together after 15 years.
Some of the best women I've known were in that biz. They genuinely love men, is why.
This one has just jumped the shark.
Agreed.
Still a better troll than DECI4.
No one comes to a forum like this to whine about his girlfriend. As for "jumping the shark," I guess that means I'm a big Tuna?
As for being a "troll," I thought this was troll heaven.
Quote from: Oracle_De_Atlantis on February 12, 2012, 06:32:49 AM
No one comes to a forum like this to whine about his girlfriend. As for "jumping the shark," I guess that means I'm a big Tuna?
As for being a "troll," I thought this was troll heaven.
:spittake:
Quote from: Oracle_De_Atlantis on February 12, 2012, 06:32:49 AM
No one comes to a forum like this to whine about his girlfriend. As for "jumping the shark," I guess that means I'm a big Tuna?
As for being a "troll," I thought this was troll heaven.
"This Book is a Mirror. When a Monkey looks in, no Wise Man looks out." -Principia Discordia
Quote from: Oracle_De_Atlantis on February 12, 2012, 06:32:49 AM
No one comes to a forum like this to whine about his girlfriend. As for "jumping the shark," I guess that means I'm a big Tuna?
As for being a "troll," I thought this was troll heaven.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/JumpingTheShark
Enjoy!
Quote from: Telarus on February 12, 2012, 06:36:25 AM
Quote from: Oracle_De_Atlantis on February 12, 2012, 06:32:49 AM
No one comes to a forum like this to whine about his girlfriend. As for "jumping the shark," I guess that means I'm a big Tuna?
As for being a "troll," I thought this was troll heaven.
"This Book is a Mirror. When a Monkey looks in, no Wise Man looks out." -Principia Discordia
Clever is all I've seen so far, although comedy counts for something. Clever + Comedy = Discordia, which is why I was cheered initially. Throw in a little philosophy and I guess that you have your principle someplace?
Megalodon ate whales, but he's also extinct.
As for the Planet of the Apes, I've already resigned myself to this, especially if there is any discord among the well equipped. Which means no more good whores.
Cleverness, by itself, doesn't count for much here. (Comedy does, if you're genuinely funny, but it's hard to know the audience enough as a new poster.)
Actually, so many new posters try to distinguish themselves by being clever that it doesn't really work at all. You have much better odds if your first post is a good sandwich or mixed drink recipe than a troll thread or an deeply thought out essay.
Welcome to our treasured forum Oracle! Why don't you make a post in the introductions thread? Tell us a little about yourself, your family, everybody.......
I thought it was a decent troll thread. A clever mix of biting commentary on DERPI4's weaksauce and some not-overly-obvious inflammatory remarks thrown in.
Not the best, but not terrible. The East German judge gives it 7.5/10.
Welcome to PD, O de A.
I found him funny and that's the most important thing for me at the end of the day.
I'll close out of this thread, and see if the sharks follow me over to introductions, where I'll say nothing that reveals anything about my trolling intentions.
I think the smart pagans will find more than clever comedy in some of my posts.