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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: East Coast Hustle on February 12, 2012, 01:18:08 AM

Title: WHAT THE FUCKING SHITBLISTER IS THIS CRAP?!?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 12, 2012, 01:18:08 AM
Pretty decent weather the whole way back from the Bahamas. Even rounding Cape Hatteras wasn't as bad as it usually is. Now we're only about 3 hours from the sea buoy at the mouth of the Chesapeake where we pick up the harbor pilot and move into protected waters.

Only...

IT'S A FUCKING BLIZZARD WITH 50+ KNOT WINDS. I'D LOVE TO TELL YOU HOW BIG THE WAVES ARE BUT I CAN'T SEE THE OCEAN FROM THE DECK.

We are seriously getting the shit kicked out of us right now. The Chief Engineer said it best: "He who would sail the seas for pleasure would go to hell for a holiday."
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCKING SHITBLISTER IS THIS CRAP?!?
Post by: AFK on February 12, 2012, 02:03:37 AM
I believe Maine is trying to reclaim you. 
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCKING SHITBLISTER IS THIS CRAP?!?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 12, 2012, 02:45:47 AM
Right now I'm more worried about Davy Jones trying to claim me. And it's a legitimate concern at this point.
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCKING SHITBLISTER IS THIS CRAP?!?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 12, 2012, 03:36:32 AM
60 knot winds and waves are breaking over the wheelhouse.
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCKING SHITBLISTER IS THIS CRAP?!?
Post by: Richter on February 12, 2012, 03:51:56 AM
Shit. 

Are things holding together?
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCKING SHITBLISTER IS THIS CRAP?!?
Post by: Don Coyote on February 12, 2012, 04:29:22 AM
Dude, that blows.
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCKING SHITBLISTER IS THIS CRAP?!?
Post by: navkat on February 12, 2012, 05:16:17 AM
Dude, don't die, okay?

Also, I'm sorry that silly girl on my fb called you a sexist. She's not very bright but she's usually very kindhearted and generous and that fact validates her existence on my list.
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCKING SHITBLISTER IS THIS CRAP?!?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 12, 2012, 05:49:07 AM
Quote from: Pope Coyote of the Wolffnords on February 12, 2012, 04:29:22 AM
Dude, that blows.

ICWUTUDIDTHAR!

Quote from: navkat on February 12, 2012, 05:16:17 AM
Dude, don't die, okay?

Also, I'm sorry that silly girl on my fb called you a sexist. She's not very bright but she's usually very kindhearted and generous and that fact validates her existence on my list.

:lulz: No worries, I know you knew where I was coming from and that's all I care about. Anyway, I just turned it around on her and explained why she's actually the sexist.

Oh, and


I'M ALIVE!  I'M ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!!!

Seriously, that was some crazy shit though. Usually gotta watch Deadliest Catch to see shit like that. I had my survival suit laid out in my cabin for awhile. Even though free beer is part of the job, I'm buying the captain a fucking beer for bringing us through that shit.

Anybody who is religiously inclined, feel free to pray for any mariners stuck out there trying to round Cape Hatteras in this weather. It'd pretty much be a death sentence for small craft or anything under sail power.
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCKING SHITBLISTER IS THIS CRAP?!?
Post by: Luna on February 12, 2012, 06:58:42 AM
Glad you made it through, sounds scary as all hell.
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCKING SHITBLISTER IS THIS CRAP?!?
Post by: Rumckle on February 12, 2012, 07:12:35 AM
Wow, that sounds intense, glad you made it to land in one piece
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCKING SHITBLISTER IS THIS CRAP?!?
Post by: Don Coyote on February 12, 2012, 02:17:53 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on February 12, 2012, 05:49:07 AM
Quote from: Pope Coyote of the Wolffnords on February 12, 2012, 04:29:22 AM
Dude, that blows.

ICWUTUDIDTHAR!

Quote from: navkat on February 12, 2012, 05:16:17 AM
Dude, don't die, okay?

Also, I'm sorry that silly girl on my fb called you a sexist. She's not very bright but she's usually very kindhearted and generous and that fact validates her existence on my list.

:lulz: No worries, I know you knew where I was coming from and that's all I care about. Anyway, I just turned it around on her and explained why she's actually the sexist.

Oh, and


I'M ALIVE!  I'M ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!!!

Seriously, that was some crazy shit though. Usually gotta watch Deadliest Catch to see shit like that. I had my survival suit laid out in my cabin for awhile. Even though free beer is part of the job, I'm buying the captain a fucking beer for bringing us through that shit.

Anybody who is religiously inclined, feel free to pray for any mariners stuck out there trying to round Cape Hatteras in this weather. It'd pretty much be a death sentence for small craft or anything under sail power.

OH FUCK DID I MAKE A PUN??????

But HURRAY for not being eaten by the sea,

Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCKING SHITBLISTER IS THIS CRAP?!?
Post by: The Rev on February 12, 2012, 03:05:46 PM
Damn. Glad you guys made it through alright.
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCKING SHITBLISTER IS THIS CRAP?!?
Post by: navkat on February 12, 2012, 03:18:03 PM
Ol' Davey Jones'll hafta do better that THAT ta sink YER bones YAAAARRRRRRR!
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Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on February 12, 2012, 04:10:34 PM
 :)
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Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 12, 2012, 05:41:53 PM
GOOD JOB NOT DYING ECH!!!

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Post by: P3nT4gR4m on February 13, 2012, 08:44:49 AM
Yeah, well done / congrats .. etc

Don't know how I'd have coped with losing Whitney and ECH in one weekend  :eek:
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCKING SHITBLISTER IS THIS CRAP?!?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 13, 2012, 01:49:07 PM
Glad to see you're alive, ECH.
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCKING SHITBLISTER IS THIS CRAP?!?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 13, 2012, 05:36:29 PM
You wouldn't know it by looking at my cabin. I got a little tipsy last night and somehow managed to basically circumcise one of the fingers on my right hand in my sleep. Woke up this morning and my cabin looks like a horror movie. There is literally blood everywhere. I'm actually waiting until we go back out to sea to dump the sheets and pillowcases overboard because if I toss them in the dumpster here I'm pretty sure it will cause a homicide investigation.
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCKING SHITBLISTER IS THIS CRAP?!?
Post by: LMNO on February 13, 2012, 05:39:29 PM
You can't remember how you circumcised your finger?







Well, you know what they say, "ignorance is bris."
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCKING SHITBLISTER IS THIS CRAP?!?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 13, 2012, 05:41:10 PM
 :crankey:
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCKING SHITBLISTER IS THIS CRAP?!?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 13, 2012, 05:42:48 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on February 13, 2012, 05:39:29 PM
Well, you know what they say, "ignorance is bris."

:crankey:
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCKING SHITBLISTER IS THIS CRAP?!?
Post by: LMNO on February 13, 2012, 05:43:44 PM
:asshat:
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCKING SHITBLISTER IS THIS CRAP?!?
Post by: Luna on February 13, 2012, 06:23:28 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on February 13, 2012, 05:39:29 PM
You can't remember how you circumcised your finger?







Well, you know what they say, "ignorance is bris."

:facepalm: