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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Cain on February 14, 2012, 10:41:21 AM

Title: I wrote a Valentine's Day poem, just for YUO
Post by: Cain on February 14, 2012, 10:41:21 AM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have Alzheimers
Cheese is nice
Title: Re: I wrote a Valentine's Day poem, just for YUO
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 01:47:30 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 14, 2012, 10:41:21 AM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have Alzheimers
Cheese is nice

:lulz:
Title: Re: I wrote a Valentine's Day poem, just for YUO
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on February 14, 2012, 02:00:03 PM
For me? Aw, I'm blushing! :lol:
Title: Re: I wrote a Valentine's Day poem, just for YUO
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 14, 2012, 03:41:34 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 14, 2012, 10:41:21 AM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have Alzheimers
Cheese is nice

Best poem EVER.  :lol:
Title: Re: I wrote a Valentine's Day poem, just for YUO
Post by: kingyak on February 14, 2012, 09:29:30 PM
I also liked the one Neil Gaiman posted this morning:

QuoteRoses are red,
Violets are purple,
Which is a very hard word to rhyme
And makes me happy that on February the 14th we don't traditionally have to give each other oranges.
Title: Re: I wrote a Valentine's Day poem, just for YUO
Post by: Murmur on February 14, 2012, 10:05:28 PM
They're both good, but Cain's is awesome!  :lulz:
Title: Re: I wrote a Valentine's Day poem, just for YUO
Post by: Freeky on February 14, 2012, 10:28:23 PM
I wrote a poem too.  It is maybe not as good as Cain's, I think, but still good.  Share with your special someone! Also, I keep thinking in Uncle Enrico's accent, I not know why.


Oh by the way,
Happy Valentine's Day.
Now go die in a fucking fire.
Heart heart heart heart heart.
Title: Re: I wrote a Valentine's Day poem, just for YUO
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 15, 2012, 12:09:18 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on February 14, 2012, 10:28:23 PM
I wrote a poem too.  It is maybe not as good as Cain's, I think, but still good.  Share with your special someone! Also, I keep thinking in Uncle Enrico's accent, I not know why.


Oh by the way,
Happy Valentine's Day.
Now go die in a fucking fire.
Heart heart heart heart heart.

:lulz: Delightful!
Title: Re: I wrote a Valentine's Day poem, just for YUO
Post by: Freeky on February 15, 2012, 12:20:18 AM
Quote from: Nigel on February 15, 2012, 12:09:18 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on February 14, 2012, 10:28:23 PM
I wrote a poem too.  It is maybe not as good as Cain's, I think, but still good.  Share with your special someone! Also, I keep thinking in Uncle Enrico's accent, I not know why.


Oh by the way,
Happy Valentine's Day.
Now go die in a fucking fire.
Heart heart heart heart heart.

:lulz: Delightful!

Hm. It needs tightening up, I think.

Oh by the way,
happy valentine's day.
Go die in a fucking fire.
Heart heart heart heart HATE

There.  Much better.
Title: Re: I wrote a Valentine's Day poem, just for YUO
Post by: Cain on February 15, 2012, 09:15:18 AM
OK, I got two Valentine's messages yesterday, I'm not quite so bitter anymore.

Instead, a slightly nicer Valentine's Poem!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have Tourette's
Shit fuck cock asshole nug-guzzler
Title: Re: I wrote a Valentine's Day poem, just for YUO
Post by: Scribbly on February 15, 2012, 09:26:25 AM
My favourite valentines poem was written by an obsessive lich in a DnD game during my misspent youth.

Roses are grey.
Violets are grey.
I'm dead.
And colorblind.
Title: Re: I wrote a Valentine's Day poem, just for YUO
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 15, 2012, 05:08:02 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 15, 2012, 09:15:18 AM
OK, I got two Valentine's messages yesterday, I'm not quite so bitter anymore.

Instead, a slightly nicer Valentine's Poem!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have Tourette's
Shit fuck cock asshole nug-guzzler

:lulz:
Title: Re: I wrote a Valentine's Day poem, just for YUO
Post by: Cramulus on February 15, 2012, 05:12:19 PM
There was a Far Side comic with an old man wearing sunglasses holding up this sign:


Roses are red
violets are blue
that's what they tell me
because I'm blind
Title: Re: I wrote a Valentine's Day poem, just for YUO
Post by: Cain on February 17, 2012, 09:31:33 AM
Cram, while it is only a very minor thing, and I'm not inclined to make a big fuss over it, in the future, if you're going to use my stuff from PD, I like to be informed beforehand (so I can give permission or deny it), and given a link when it is actually done.  Thanks.
Title: Re: I wrote a Valentine's Day poem, just for YUO
Post by: Cramulus on February 20, 2012, 10:45:03 PM
ah my bad! I can pull it if you'd prefer.
Title: Re: I wrote a Valentine's Day poem, just for YUO
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 21, 2012, 05:28:07 PM
WHAT THE FUCK

No

You take it down, and ask IF YOU CAN PUT IT BACK UP.

That is the way shit works. In real life. If you ever want people to EVER WANT TO WORK WITH YOU. You don't just steal shit and put it on your website without asking and then say "Oh, oops, I'll take it down IF YOU WANT".

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ARE YOU EVEN FOR REAL.
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