Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Salty on February 16, 2012, 03:15:58 AM

Poll
Question: What is the best name for a massage business ever?
Option 1: P-Touch Massage (this is for my name, which is difficult for barbarians to pronounce) votes: 2
Option 2: ¡Mas Massage! votes: 1
Option 3: I don't give a fuck. votes: 1
Option 4: Mootle's Merry Man Massages votes: 5
Title: Rub the truth into being!
Post by: Salty on February 16, 2012, 03:15:58 AM
I consider many of you to have a refined sense of taste* and general brain savvy smartypantsness.

Which of those names do you like better? TELL ME. Add your own. Think: if Alty had a business in which he touched many bodies, what would it sound like?




*cept for BadBeast. He is a brute and a robot.
Title: Re: Rub the truth into being!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 16, 2012, 03:18:26 AM
Quote from: Alty on February 16, 2012, 03:15:58 AM
I consider many of you to have a refined sense of taste* and general brain savvy smartypantsness.

Which of those names do you like better? TELL ME. Add your own. Think: if Alty had a business in which he touched many bodies, what would it sound like?




*cept for BadBeast. He is a brute and a robot.

The Alaskan Grope.
Ham-Fisted Hungarian Surprise.
The County Coroner.
Title: Re: Rub the truth into being!
Post by: Salty on February 16, 2012, 03:19:47 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 16, 2012, 03:18:26 AM
Quote from: Alty on February 16, 2012, 03:15:58 AM
I consider many of you to have a refined sense of taste* and general brain savvy smartypantsness.

Which of those names do you like better? TELL ME. Add your own. Think: if Alty had a business in which he touched many bodies, what would it sound like?




*cept for BadBeast. He is a brute and a robot.

The Alaskan Grope.
Ham-Fisted Hungarian Surprise.
The County Coroner.

Ooooooh. I like it. Must use.
Title: Re: Rub the truth into being!
Post by: LMNO on February 16, 2012, 03:23:12 AM
Quote from: Alty on February 16, 2012, 03:15:58 AM
Think: if Alty had a business in which he touched many bodies, what would it sound like?


"I felt a great disturbance in the Force... as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced."
Title: Re: Rub the truth into being!
Post by: Salty on February 16, 2012, 03:24:18 AM
:spittake:

Srsly, all over my desk.
Title: Re: Rub the truth into being!
Post by: Juana on February 16, 2012, 03:29:47 AM
:lulz: That was glorious, LMNO.
Title: Re: Rub the truth into being!
Post by: AFK on February 16, 2012, 04:50:50 PM
"P-Touch" would probably get you into a legal battle with Brother.  "P-Touch" is the name of their brand of label-makers. 

Also,

Death Grope
Title: Re: Rub the truth into being!
Post by: Luna on February 16, 2012, 05:53:46 PM
Bhad Touch
Title: Re: Rub the truth into being!
Post by: AFK on February 16, 2012, 06:12:51 PM
"Just Relax!"
Title: Re: Rub the truth into being!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on February 16, 2012, 06:42:59 PM
Quote from: What's-His-Name? on February 16, 2012, 04:50:50 PM
"P-Touch" would probably get you into a legal battle with Brother.  "P-Touch" is the name of their brand of label-makers. 

Also,

Death Grope

Aww, dammit.

I voted for P-touch so that people would get their hopes up for a happy ending and not get one.


Or maybe get more than they bargained for.  :aaa:
Title: Re: Rub the truth into being!
Post by: Cramulus on February 16, 2012, 07:51:27 PM
Dharma bums

[picture of a butt]
Title: Re: Rub the truth into being!
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on February 16, 2012, 09:27:07 PM
The Alaskan Backfat-Flapping Service Center
Title: Re: Rub the truth into being!
Post by: AFK on February 16, 2012, 09:31:49 PM
Shits-You Massage Emporium

"Ask Us About Our Complimentary Jenkem Face Peels!"
Title: Re: Rub the truth into being!
Post by: Triple Zero on February 29, 2012, 03:55:43 PM
KNEED ANYTHING
don't forget to bring your dough!
Title: Re: Rub the truth into being!
Post by: AFK on February 29, 2012, 04:33:05 PM
Well, I think 000 pretty much wrapped this one up.

Title: Re: Rub the truth into being!
Post by: Salty on February 29, 2012, 08:35:02 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on February 29, 2012, 03:55:43 PM
KNEED ANYTHING
don't forget to bring your dough!

WINNAR!
Title: Re: Rub the truth into being!
Post by: Triple Zero on February 29, 2012, 10:53:11 PM
:thanks:
Title: Re: Rub the truth into being!
Post by: Salty on February 29, 2012, 11:23:06 PM
I'll most likely use that one for SRS. Not only is it funny, but it also suits my business model!
Title: Re: Rub the truth into being!
Post by: Triple Zero on February 29, 2012, 11:29:36 PM
Awesome! I'm honoured :D

I also pondered putting a question mark after KNEED ANYTHING, but it probably works better without.