Poll
Question:
What is the best name for a massage business ever?
Option 1: P-Touch Massage (this is for my name, which is difficult for barbarians to pronounce)
votes: 2
Option 2: ¡Mas Massage!
votes: 1
Option 3: I don't give a fuck.
votes: 1
Option 4: Mootle's Merry Man Massages
votes: 5
I consider many of you to have a refined sense of taste* and general brain savvy smartypantsness.
Which of those names do you like better? TELL ME. Add your own. Think: if Alty had a business in which he touched many bodies, what would it sound like?
*cept for BadBeast. He is a brute and a robot.
Quote from: Alty on February 16, 2012, 03:15:58 AM
I consider many of you to have a refined sense of taste* and general brain savvy smartypantsness.
Which of those names do you like better? TELL ME. Add your own. Think: if Alty had a business in which he touched many bodies, what would it sound like?
*cept for BadBeast. He is a brute and a robot.
The Alaskan Grope.
Ham-Fisted Hungarian Surprise.
The County Coroner.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 16, 2012, 03:18:26 AM
Quote from: Alty on February 16, 2012, 03:15:58 AM
I consider many of you to have a refined sense of taste* and general brain savvy smartypantsness.
Which of those names do you like better? TELL ME. Add your own. Think: if Alty had a business in which he touched many bodies, what would it sound like?
*cept for BadBeast. He is a brute and a robot.
The Alaskan Grope.
Ham-Fisted Hungarian Surprise.
The County Coroner.
Ooooooh. I like it. Must use.
Quote from: Alty on February 16, 2012, 03:15:58 AM
Think: if Alty had a business in which he touched many bodies, what would it sound like?
"I felt a great disturbance in the Force... as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced."
:spittake:
Srsly, all over my desk.
:lulz: That was glorious, LMNO.
"P-Touch" would probably get you into a legal battle with Brother. "P-Touch" is the name of their brand of label-makers.
Also,
Death Grope
Bhad Touch
"Just Relax!"
Quote from: What's-His-Name? on February 16, 2012, 04:50:50 PM
"P-Touch" would probably get you into a legal battle with Brother. "P-Touch" is the name of their brand of label-makers.
Also,
Death Grope
Aww, dammit.
I voted for P-touch so that people would get their hopes up for a happy ending and not get one.
Or maybe get more than they bargained for. :aaa:
Dharma bums
[picture of a butt]
The Alaskan Backfat-Flapping Service Center
Shits-You Massage Emporium
"Ask Us About Our Complimentary Jenkem Face Peels!"
KNEED ANYTHING
don't forget to bring your dough!
Well, I think 000 pretty much wrapped this one up.
:thanks:
I'll most likely use that one for SRS. Not only is it funny, but it also suits my business model!
Awesome! I'm honoured :D
I also pondered putting a question mark after KNEED ANYTHING, but it probably works better without.