So, a few minutes ago, I was making a chai. I sat down at the table with the hot water, and got distracted by my wife's butt, while she was straightening a few things up. I was so confused by said butt, that I made my "chai" without looking.
Apparently, I had grabbed the jar of salt, which was right next to the jar of Chai. I mixed the "chai", still enthralled by the majesty, and took a good, long sip of it...Which went all over the table. Jenn asked me what the hell just happened, and I was unable to state my position, because of a mouth shocked by hot salt water.
She looked at what was in front of me, laughed, and said "You're a dork."
Opinions? Is it dorky to behave in such a manner?
Spit takes are always dorky.
Hey, it's important to appreciate the little bits of beauty life tosses at us, in between disasters and idiot co-workers. And at least you won't have a sore throat anytime soon. Hot salt water cures that a treat.
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on February 21, 2012, 12:24:59 AM
Spit takes are always dorky.
I frequently have disasters while she's around. It's inexplicable.
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 21, 2012, 12:27:01 AM
Hey, it's important to appreciate the little bits of beauty life tosses at us, in between disasters and idiot co-workers.
Problem: It's the bits of beauty that cause the disasters. Or, rather, my reaction to them that causes the disasters.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 21, 2012, 12:32:31 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 21, 2012, 12:27:01 AM
Hey, it's important to appreciate the little bits of beauty life tosses at us, in between disasters and idiot co-workers.
Problem: It's the bits of beauty that cause the disasters. Or, rather, my reaction to them that causes the disasters.
Solution: Up your home owner's and life insurance. Label everything in Braille and learn it, then your eyes can be busy elsewhere.
If you hadn't screwed up you wouldn't be human.
Dork or not... Your wife is a lucky lady.
Quote from: Luna on February 21, 2012, 01:04:12 AM
Dork or not... Your wife is a lucky lady.
Because her husband comes unglued when she's around?
:lulz:
Anyway, off to let my barbarian of a daughter practice driving.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 21, 2012, 01:05:19 AM
Quote from: Luna on February 21, 2012, 01:04:12 AM
Dork or not... Your wife is a lucky lady.
Because her husband comes unglued when she's around?
:lulz:
Anyway, off to let my barbarian of a daughter practice driving.
Yes, because her husband comes unglued because she's around. :)
Good luck with the driving thing.
Quote from: Luna on February 21, 2012, 01:10:14 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 21, 2012, 01:05:19 AM
Quote from: Luna on February 21, 2012, 01:04:12 AM
Dork or not... Your wife is a lucky lady.
Because her husband comes unglued when she's around?
:lulz:
Anyway, off to let my barbarian of a daughter practice driving.
Yes, because her husband comes unglued because she's around. :)
Good luck with the driving thing.
Just got put off due to conflicting priorities. Will try again tomorrow.
I hate being down to one car.
I gotta say, you guys are adorably dorky.
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on February 21, 2012, 01:18:33 AM
I gotta say, you guys are adorably dorky.
:oops:
I am merely enslaved to my addiction.
Yes you are a dork. Luckily for us.
:lulz: You are fucking cute as hell.