And I have to ask myself, "What possible good would THAT do?"
American Science & Surplus also has an empty 2000 pound bomb case. Okay, THAT I could probably put to good use. But they want a grand for it? For a grand, I expect it to be operational. Or at least to include a blow job.
Next on the list is a giant stuffed moose head. Nope.
Scalpels? Maybe I'll put that on my Christmas list for Richter or Nigel.
Voice changer? HAR! I used to have one of those. Buying that. WARNING TO PEOPLE ON MY CALL LIST: IF YOU HEAR A SEXY-SOUNDING BRITISH NYMPHO GIRL CALLING YOU FROM MY NUMBER, IT IS NOT MY RESPONSIBILITY IF YOU HEAVE OR PERHAPS WRECK YOUR CAR. BE WARNED.
Dictaphones that look like pens. Got one already.
High powered binoculars? Nope.
Puttees? For real? Fuck yeah.
note: I'm done bitching about people VIEWING, so I'm just gonna blog weird shit from another tab when everyone goes passive. I do this because I CARE.
:musak:
Is there anything you wanna get?
You can buy all this (and more) on the internet!
:musak:
Quote from: el sjaako on February 21, 2012, 05:26:12 PM
:musak:
Is there anything you wanna get?
You can buy all this (and more) on the internet!
:musak:
It's a brick & mortar store (3 stores, actually), back in Chicago. They sell every weird piece of shit you've ever seen, and some you haven't.
Twid you already have too much junk.
Dont go and ask roger more about this interesting stuff that you may be inclined to consider purchasing.
Nope. :fidget:
I wonder how much postage to Belgium would be...
It is surprisingly easy to re-weaponize AT-4 shells (http://hackaday.com/2011/07/15/surplus-bazooka-converted-to-shoot-firework-artillery-shells/), not that it's necessarily a good idea. AT-4 shells are fairly cheap, though. I have two at home decorating the bathroom. (They are labelled "Plunger #2" and "Plunger #3" respectively)
If you give Richter scalpels for Christmas, I will happily assist, so long as I get to help choose our... patients...
I'll even scrub, first, promise!
I am all kinds of responsible with tools. Ask anyone.
Quote from: Richter on February 23, 2012, 03:02:46 AM
I am all kinds of responsible with tools. Ask anyone.
This is A Good Idea
TM. Honest.
If you "de-weaponize" a bazooka, what's left?
Quote from: Triple Zero on February 23, 2012, 04:32:00 PM
If you "de-weaponize" a bazooka, what's left?
A big tube/bong?
Quote from: Triple Zero on February 23, 2012, 04:32:00 PM
If you "de-weaponize" a bazooka, what's left?
A piece of pipe with a handle.
Ooooo I think this is the place my dad gave me a catalog for the other week since he thought we'd find it interesting. I've only gotten the chance to flip through it, but it looked like it had a bunch of fun, crazy crap in it. $1,000 does sound like an awful lot for an EMPTY bomb case, though.
It may be a good idea for gifts though. Moose heads and puttees for everyone!
Quote from: Phosphatidylserine on February 22, 2012, 06:38:51 PM
It is surprisingly easy to re-weaponize AT-4 shells (http://hackaday.com/2011/07/15/surplus-bazooka-converted-to-shoot-firework-artillery-shells/), not that it's necessarily a good idea. AT-4 shells are fairly cheap, though. I have two at home decorating the bathroom. (They are labelled "Plunger #2" and "Plunger #3" respectively)
AT4s are 84mm.
Bazookas are 3.5 inches.
The only thing they have in common is that they suck at what they do.
Quote from: Triple Zero on February 23, 2012, 04:32:00 PM
If you "de-weaponize" a bazooka, what's left?
The symbol of "a bazooka".
Quote from: Triple Zero on February 23, 2012, 04:32:00 PM
If you "de-weaponize" a bazooka, what's left?
Really bad bubble gum?
(http://www.mamalisa.com/images/blog/photos/bazooka.jpg)
At least in the good ole days it came with a mildly amusing comic, which if you collected enough of them you could trade them in for mildly embarrasing Bazooka-branded apparel.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on February 24, 2012, 12:52:10 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on February 23, 2012, 04:32:00 PM
If you "de-weaponize" a bazooka, what's left?
Really bad bubble gum?
(http://www.mamalisa.com/images/blog/photos/bazooka.jpg)
BUT WHAT IF YOU'RE ALL OUT OF GUM?!!
PUT ON THE GLASSES LMNO
REMIREZ! YOU BETTER FIND SOME PLACE TO HIDE AND KEEP PRAYING NOBODY EVER FINDS YOU! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqKFadyJxwg)
Ahhh my favourite scene :lol: It's only five minutes? It feels like they're fighting for 15 minutes over a pair of glasses :D
Roddy Piper? Is that the same Roddy Piper as Rowdy Roddy Piper?
Indeed they are one in the same.
:lulz: Was the acting any good, or was it full of campy goodness? Wrestlers really don't make good actors. They really don't. :lulz:
CAMPY EXTREME AWESOMENESS + RAZORTHIN LAYER OF ALIEN MIND CONTROL CONSPIRACY ABOUT MONEY THAT READS THIS IS YOUR GOD
"It's time to kick some alien ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of gum."
(yes the famous Duke Nukem quote came from that movie)
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on February 25, 2012, 12:54:16 AM
:lulz: Was the acting any good, or was it full of campy goodness? Wrestlers really don't make good actors. They really don't. :lulz:
They really don't.
At least these days wrestlers like The Rock have all kinds of CGI/special effects to draw eyes away from their horrible acting chops.
Quote from: What's-His-Name? on February 25, 2012, 01:06:41 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on February 25, 2012, 12:54:16 AM
:lulz: Was the acting any good, or was it full of campy goodness? Wrestlers really don't make good actors. They really don't. :lulz:
They really don't.
At least these days wrestlers like The Rock have all kinds of CGI/special effects to draw eyes away from their horrible acting chops.
There aren't enough CGI and real-life explosions in the whole world to save John Cena in
The Marine, I know that much. :lulz:
Quote from: Triple Zero on February 25, 2012, 01:00:05 AM
CAMPY EXTREME AWESOMENESS + RAZORTHIN LAYER OF ALIEN MIND CONTROL CONSPIRACY ABOUT MONEY THAT READS THIS IS YOUR GOD
"It's time to kick some alien ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of gum."
(yes the famous Duke Nukem quote came from that movie)
GOOD LORD I HAVE TO SEE THIS MOVIE NAO. RIGHT THE FUCK NAO.
That movie is wonderful and terrible all rolled up into one delightful package. :lulz:
Watch this clip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Lwlx3GnLGs
Yes you need to see this movie immediately. It's.... It just is....
I started watching it on Youtube. I'm 15 minutes in. Jesus fuck, can they cram any more camp into this thing? :lulz:
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on February 25, 2012, 03:32:05 AM
I started watching it on Youtube. I'm 15 minutes in. Jesus fuck, can they cram any more camp into this thing? :lulz:
That movie redefined camp.
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on February 25, 2012, 01:09:12 AM
Quote from: What's-His-Name? on February 25, 2012, 01:06:41 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on February 25, 2012, 12:54:16 AM
:lulz: Was the acting any good, or was it full of campy goodness? Wrestlers really don't make good actors. They really don't. :lulz:
They really don't.
At least these days wrestlers like The Rock have all kinds of CGI/special effects to draw eyes away from their horrible acting chops.
There aren't enough CGI and real-life explosions in the whole world to save John Cena in The Marine, I know that much. :lulz:
I think the producers of Journey 2 may have seen this same shortcoming for their movie with The Rock and threw in a Vanessa Hudgens.
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on February 25, 2012, 01:09:48 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on February 25, 2012, 01:00:05 AM
CAMPY EXTREME AWESOMENESS + RAZORTHIN LAYER OF ALIEN MIND CONTROL CONSPIRACY ABOUT MONEY THAT READS THIS IS YOUR GOD
"It's time to kick some alien ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of gum."
(yes the famous Duke Nukem quote came from that movie)
GOOD LORD I HAVE TO SEE THIS MOVIE NAO. RIGHT THE FUCK NAO.
Yes you do. Glad to have been able to bring it to your attention ;-)