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Principia Discordia => Discordian Recipes => Topic started by: Hollis Increase on February 28, 2012, 04:06:29 AM

Title: Household Anarchy
Post by: Hollis Increase on February 28, 2012, 04:06:29 AM
This post should help you out, giving you household replacements of the chemicals
needed. It's a fairly complete list, so enjoy.

Acetic Acid                     Vinegar
Aluminum Oxide                  Aluminum
Aluminum Potassium Sulfate      Alum
Aluminum Sulfate                Alum
Aluminum Hydroxate              Ammonia
Carbon Carbonate                Chalk
Carbon Tetrachloride            Cleaning Fluid
Calcium Hypochloride            Bleaching Powder
Calcium Oxide                   Lime
Calcium Sulfate                 Plaster of Paris
Carbonic Acid                   Seltzer
Ethylene Acid                   Dutch Fluid
Ferric Oxide                    Iron Rust
Glucose                         Corn Syrup
Graphite                        Pencil Lead
Hydrochloric Acid               Muriatic Acid
Hydrogen Peroxide               Peroxide
Lead Acetate                    Sugar of Lead
Lead Tetrooxide                 Red Led
Magneseum Silicate              Talc
Magneseum Sulfate               Epson Salts
Napthalene                      Mothballs
Phemol                          Carbolic Acid
Potassium Bicarbonte            Cream of Tarter
Potassium Chromium Sulfate      Chrome Alum
Potassium Nitrate               Salt Peter
Sodium Dioxide                  Sand
Sodium Bicarbonte               Baking Soda
Sodium Borate                   Borax
Sodium Carbonate                Washing Soda
Sodium Chloride                 Salt
Sodium Hydroxide                Lye
Sodium Silicate                 Water Glass
Sodium Sulfate                  Glauber's Salt
Sodium Thiosulfate              Photographer's Hypo
Sucrose                         Cane Sugar
Zinc Chloride                   Tinner's Fluid
Title: Re: Household Anarchy
Post by: Don Coyote on February 28, 2012, 04:10:23 AM
What this is I don't even.
Title: Re: Household Anarchy
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 28, 2012, 04:22:58 AM
Quote from: Pope Coyote of the Wolffnords on February 28, 2012, 04:10:23 AM
What this is I don't even.

I'm going with "a 14-year-old troll".
Title: Re: Household Anarchy
Post by: Salty on February 28, 2012, 04:24:53 AM
Needs moar motorcycle gangs.
Title: Re: Household Anarchy
Post by: Don Coyote on February 28, 2012, 04:44:10 AM
Quote from: Alty on February 28, 2012, 04:24:53 AM
Needs moar motorcycle gangs.

Greased hair and switchblades too?
Title: Re: Household Anarchy
Post by: Salty on February 28, 2012, 05:22:52 AM
No. Outlandish hair and crossbows.
Title: Re: Household Anarchy
Post by: Don Coyote on February 28, 2012, 05:26:16 AM
Quote from: Alty on February 28, 2012, 05:22:52 AM
No. Outlandish hair and crossbows.

Sounds....awesome?

Are they driving around trying to shoot apples off of people's heads?
Title: Re: Household Anarchy
Post by: Salty on February 28, 2012, 05:31:29 AM
They sure are trying.
Title: Re: Household Anarchy
Post by: Don Coyote on February 28, 2012, 05:32:21 AM
It surely must be the zany thing to do.
Title: Re: Household Anarchy
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on February 28, 2012, 07:54:07 AM
Looks like someone found the appendix of their chemistry textbook and got all excited.
Title: Re: Household Anarchy
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on February 28, 2012, 09:39:48 AM
Household anarchy- when The ManTM thats trying to oppress you is your mom asking you to do your laundry.
Title: Re: Household Anarchy
Post by: Triple Zero on February 28, 2012, 04:59:48 PM
Quote from: Hollis Increase on February 28, 2012, 04:06:29 AM
Ethylene Acid                   Dutch Fluid

You probably got the low quality "100% Dutch, made from concentrated Dutch" shit.
Title: Re: Household Anarchy
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 28, 2012, 05:04:16 PM
So far, Hollis has posted one thread plagiarizing a newspaper article, and one thread encouraging irresponsible use of chemicals.

Might be the return of Jackelope, or one of his colleagues.
Title: Re: Household Anarchy
Post by: Freeky on February 28, 2012, 05:10:05 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 28, 2012, 05:04:16 PM
So far, Hollis has posted one thread plagiarizing a newspaper article, and one thread encouraging irresponsible use of chemicals.

Might be the return of Jackelope, or one of his colleagues.

Aw, man.  Dull and sadface. :sad:
Title: Re: Household Anarchy
Post by: Triple Zero on February 28, 2012, 05:16:33 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 28, 2012, 05:04:16 PM
So far, Hollis has posted one thread plagiarizing a newspaper article, and one thread encouraging irresponsible use of chemicals.

Might be the return of Jackelope, or one of his colleagues.

Remind me, who was that again? (how do you keep track of all those ancient failures ...)

Also "return of Jackelope" sounds too awesome for the shit that's going on here :P
Title: Re: Household Anarchy
Post by: Freeky on February 28, 2012, 05:21:27 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on February 28, 2012, 05:16:33 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 28, 2012, 05:04:16 PM
So far, Hollis has posted one thread plagiarizing a newspaper article, and one thread encouraging irresponsible use of chemicals.

Might be the return of Jackelope, or one of his colleagues.

Remind me, who was that again? (how do you keep track of all those ancient failures ...)

Also "return of Jackelope" sounds too awesome for the shit that's going on here :P

That was the guy that TGRR IP tracked to some military base.  Dude had Bruce Willis from the movie Jackelope as his avatar. 

Someone googled jackelope, and turned up a guy over on some drug forum, same guy but different writing style.  It was then hypothesised that he was someone just looking to see if we were a threat.

Also, he ragged on teh BIP because something about we didn't tell him what to do after he woke up, or something.
Title: Re: Household Anarchy
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 28, 2012, 05:27:56 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on February 28, 2012, 05:16:33 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 28, 2012, 05:04:16 PM
So far, Hollis has posted one thread plagiarizing a newspaper article, and one thread encouraging irresponsible use of chemicals.

Might be the return of Jackelope, or one of his colleagues.

Remind me, who was that again? (how do you keep track of all those ancient failures ...)

Also "return of Jackelope" sounds too awesome for the shit that's going on here :P

Jackelope was presumably an 18 year old high school senior.  His IP address resolved to an Air Force Base, in the admin section.
Title: Re: Household Anarchy
Post by: AFK on February 28, 2012, 05:30:35 PM
QuoteAluminum Potassium Sulfate      Alum

All I know about this shit is when Jerry puts it in Tom's milk, his head shrinks. 

Which means that Tom & Jerry was Communist propaganda trying to teach kids how to engage in chemical warfare. 

Where the fuck was McCarthy when THAT shit was going down? 

Title: Re: Household Anarchy
Post by: Don Coyote on February 28, 2012, 05:47:55 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 28, 2012, 05:27:56 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on February 28, 2012, 05:16:33 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 28, 2012, 05:04:16 PM
So far, Hollis has posted one thread plagiarizing a newspaper article, and one thread encouraging irresponsible use of chemicals.

Might be the return of Jackelope, or one of his colleagues.

Remind me, who was that again? (how do you keep track of all those ancient failures ...)

Also "return of Jackelope" sounds too awesome for the shit that's going on here :P

Jackelope was presumably an 18 year old high school senior.  His IP address resolved to an Air Force Base, in the admin section.

:lulz: Wow, what a retard.
Title: Re: Household Anarchy
Post by: Cain on February 28, 2012, 06:01:22 PM
Look at the link in Hollis's profile, but do not click.

Treat as spammer?
Title: Re: Household Anarchy
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 28, 2012, 06:08:45 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 28, 2012, 06:01:22 PM
Look at the link in Hollis's profile, but do not click.

Treat as spammer?

Which link?

His alleged location is the same as Poptard's.  Can you resolve his IP?
Title: Re: Household Anarchy
Post by: Triple Zero on February 28, 2012, 06:45:58 PM
Don't see a link in his profile either?
Title: Re: Household Anarchy
Post by: Cain on February 28, 2012, 07:06:44 PM
This link http://groups.google.com/group/hollis-increase?lnk=srg&hl=en

And yes, his IP suggests he is from the same area as Poptart, though his IP doesn't match any of the usual suspect accounts.
Title: Re: Household Anarchy
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 29, 2012, 03:03:48 AM
Given that all two of his posts are just copypasta and he hasn't replied to any threads, it seems more likely that he's a spammer than a troll. I guess.
Title: Re: Household Anarchy
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on February 29, 2012, 04:30:52 AM
Weird kinda spam...
Title: Re: Household Anarchy
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 29, 2012, 06:07:28 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on February 29, 2012, 04:30:52 AM
Weird kinda spam...

More like a setup for spam.
Title: Re: Household Anarchy
Post by: DECI4 on February 29, 2012, 09:00:03 AM
OH SHIT? There are TROLLS IN OUR MIDST? SPAMMERS??!?!?!?! OH FUCK ANNOUNCE IT SITE WIDE, LOCK DOWN ALL THREADS, CHECK AND RECHECK ALL IPS, BAN FIRST ASK QUESTIONS LATER!!!!!!SEND YOUR CHILDREN TO PRIVATE SCHOOL, BUY A HANDGUN, KILL YOURSELF, YOUR FAMILY, EVERBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Household Anarchy
Post by: Triple Zero on February 29, 2012, 10:36:37 AM
Quote from: DECI4 on February 29, 2012, 09:00:03 AM
OH SHIT? There are TROLLS IN OUR MIDST? SPAMMERS??!?!?!?! OH FUCK ANNOUNCE IT SITE WIDE, LOCK DOWN ALL THREADS, CHECK AND RECHECK ALL IPS, BAN FIRST ASK QUESTIONS LATER!!!!!!SEND YOUR CHILDREN TO PRIVATE SCHOOL, BUY A HANDGUN, KILL YOURSELF, YOUR FAMILY, EVERBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DUDE CALM DOWN! CALM THE FUCK DOWN!!

[size=18t]CALM. THE. FUCK. DOWN.[/size]

WE GOT THIS OKAY?

PUT DOWN THE HAMSTER















NO I MEANT PUT IT BACK ON THE FLOOR, NOT--DAMNIT YOU CLEAN IT UP
Title: Re: Household Anarchy
Post by: AFK on February 29, 2012, 01:23:52 PM
Now THAT is some household anarchy. 

Title: Re: Household Anarchy
Post by: Rumckle on February 29, 2012, 02:03:28 PM
Wow, googling that guy brings up some bat shit stuff  :lulz:
Title: Re: Household Anarchy
Post by: Faust on February 29, 2012, 02:38:58 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on February 29, 2012, 04:30:52 AM
Weird kinda spam...

Either, his account is compromised and every other site he shows up on is a spam bot using his email.
Or the OP is a honeypot.
Title: Re: Household Anarchy
Post by: Luna on February 29, 2012, 04:28:55 PM
Honeypot?   :?
Title: Re: Household Anarchy
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on February 29, 2012, 04:33:19 PM
I thought honeypot was a euphemism for vagina.
Title: Re: Household Anarchy
Post by: Freeky on February 29, 2012, 04:36:09 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 29, 2012, 04:28:55 PM
Honeypot?   :?

(http://pete.com/files/photos/its-a-trap.jpg)
Title: Re: Household Anarchy
Post by: AFK on February 29, 2012, 04:57:59 PM
"Like flies to honey..."

Title: Re: Household Anarchy
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on February 29, 2012, 05:03:18 PM
Ah.
Title: Re: Household Anarchy
Post by: AFK on February 29, 2012, 05:08:28 PM
Disclaimer:  I could be wrong.  That was the first thing that came to mind for me. 
Title: Re: Household Anarchy
Post by: Faust on February 29, 2012, 07:12:42 PM
Honeypot,

Like some guy coming in wearing a Langley t-shirt and asking if anyone got up to any cool criminal activity recently
Title: Re: Household Anarchy
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on February 29, 2012, 07:14:23 PM
Quote from: Faust on February 29, 2012, 07:12:42 PM
Honeypot,

Like some guy coming in wearing a Langley t-shirt and asking if anyone got up to any cool criminal activity recently

:lulz:
Title: Re: Household Anarchy
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 29, 2012, 09:14:09 PM
Quote from: DECI4 on February 29, 2012, 09:00:03 AM
OH SHIT? There are TROLLS IN OUR MIDST? SPAMMERS??!?!?!?! OH FUCK ANNOUNCE IT SITE WIDE, LOCK DOWN ALL THREADS, CHECK AND RECHECK ALL IPS, BAN FIRST ASK QUESTIONS LATER!!!!!!SEND YOUR CHILDREN TO PRIVATE SCHOOL, BUY A HANDGUN, KILL YOURSELF, YOUR FAMILY, EVERBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Christ, what an aspie.   :lulz:
Title: Re: Household Anarchy
Post by: navkat on March 02, 2012, 07:37:17 AM
No, no, guys, wait! I think I cracked the code! If I've got this right...I think if we mix all those ingredients together in a large mixing bowl and add simple, household buttermilk, we very well might have The Colonel's secret recipe. We could be gazillionaires!

I THINK THIS GUY'S LEGIT AND TRYING TO HELP OUR CAUSE. It's like that one scene in Hunt For Red October where you're not sure if Sean Connery is trying to defect or he's going to blow us up to smithereens. I think this is like a sonar ping. WE SHOULD TRUST HIM WITH ALL OUR DISCORDIAN SECRETS IMMEDIATELY.
Title: Re: Household Anarchy
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on March 02, 2012, 08:02:58 AM
Quote from: navkat on March 02, 2012, 07:37:17 AM
No, no, guys, wait! I think I cracked the code! If I've got this right...I think if we mix all those ingredients together in a large mixing bowl and add simple, household buttermilk, we very well might have The Colonel's secret recipe. We could be gazillionaires!

I THINK THIS GUY'S LEGIT AND TRYING TO HELP OUR CAUSE. It's like that one scene in Hunt For Red October where you're not sure if Sean Connery is trying to defect or he's going to blow us up to smithereens. I think this is like a sonar ping. WE SHOULD TRUST HIM WITH ALL OUR DISCORDIAN SECRETS IMMEDIATELY.

Secrets? What the fuck are we, the Illuminati?

Oh, wait...

(http://www.osogd.org/library/study/knowledge/images/sos.gif)
Title: Re: Household Anarchy
Post by: Hollis Increase on March 02, 2012, 09:19:56 PM
You know, buttermilk has no butter in it.

That fact notwithstanding, there appears to be some confusion as to my dedication to the cause.  If all of you meatsuits really must know the rationale behind such a post, I will gleefully oblige; but before you electro larynx speaking pot heads jump to any conclusions, I will make myself abundantly clear.  I am NOT a neo-fascist.

The aforementioned list of ingredients is nothing more than a Zen Koan.  Read Tosui's Vinegar for insight.  I only wish to remain here as a transient. Don't think for a moment that I'm asking you psuedo-hipsters to help me be reborn in your "discordian" paradise.
Title: Re: Household Anarchy
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on March 02, 2012, 09:23:14 PM
Could you explain said koan?
Title: Re: Household Anarchy
Post by: Hollis Increase on March 02, 2012, 09:31:07 PM
That's a joke.  Right?
Title: Re: Household Anarchy
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on March 02, 2012, 09:34:41 PM
Nope. I dont have time to read vinegar in the foreseeable future. Just a nutshell explanation will do. Obviously it went over our heads.
Title: Re: Household Anarchy
Post by: Hollis Increase on March 02, 2012, 09:56:46 PM
The very definition of a koan necessitates its meaning relies on the absence of explanation.  If it is explained, it loses its intention.  But, in the spirit of non-attachment, I'll explain and consequently destroy its meaning, and thereby impart nothing to you.

Tosui the Zen Master left his monastery to live with beggars.  He had a concerned friend who was worried that, as Tosui became more frail and elderly, Tosui would be unable to sustain himself as a beggar.  So, his friend taught him to make vinegar from rice, which Tosui sold or bartered to make a living for himself.  Some time later, a beggar friend of his gave him a picture of Buddha.  Tosui placed the picture on the wall of his very small hut with a sign beside it that read Buddha, my hut is quite small.  I can let you stay here as a transient, but don't believe I am asking you for help being reborn into your paradise. 

Now, when one reads this koan, ideally there should be a fleeting sense of understanding the wisdom within it - only fleeting.  Once that fleeting understanding has passed, its gone.  That is the essence of a koan.  Thinking about the story beyond that fleeting moment only brings one farther away from its meaning.  Shall I go on?
Title: Re: Household Anarchy
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on March 02, 2012, 10:08:42 PM
I get the purpose of koans. But this list has no obvious meaning as one as far as i can tell. Is it wiser to waste mental energy on trying to figure it out eventually going "oh! I get it!" but then not really be sure i get it because you cant explain it to me or is it wiser to say i dont see any potential for hidden meaning or wisdom. Why dont you tell me your insights since you came up with the thing and maybe it will help you compose it in a more thought provoking presentation.?
Title: Re: Household Anarchy
Post by: Hollis Increase on March 02, 2012, 10:24:02 PM
1) You should not try to figure it out.  You should do the opposite of trying to figure it out.

2) There is no hidden meaning.  There is only awareness and an inadequate method of describing that awareness (i.e. language).  A koan attempts to transcend the code of language and impart a direct understanding, if only briefly.

3) Hasn't the thing provoked thought?
Title: Re: Household Anarchy
Post by: Salty on March 02, 2012, 10:39:22 PM
Quote from: Hollis Increase on March 02, 2012, 10:24:02 PM
1) You should not try to figure it out.  You should do the opposite of trying to figure it out.

2) There is no hidden meaning.  There is only awareness and an inadequate method of describing that awareness (i.e. language).  A koan attempts to transcend the code of language and impart a direct understanding, if only briefly.

3) Hasn't the thing provoked thought?

Done and done.
Title: Re: Household Anarchy
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 02, 2012, 10:39:52 PM
Quote from: Hollis Increase on March 02, 2012, 10:24:02 PM
1) You should not try to figure it out. 


You should go fix your plagiarization in Principia Discussion. 
Title: Re: Household Anarchy
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 02, 2012, 10:40:52 PM
Quote from: Hollis Increase on March 02, 2012, 09:19:56 PM
Don't think for a moment that I'm asking you psuedo-hipsters to help me be reborn in your "discordian" paradise.

:lulz:

We have a live one.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Household Anarchy
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 02, 2012, 10:42:27 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 02, 2012, 10:39:52 PM
Quote from: Hollis Increase on March 02, 2012, 10:24:02 PM
1) You should not try to figure it out. 


You should go fix your plagiarization in Principia Discussion.

You know what?  Fuck it.  Thread nuked.

Try that shit again, and you're gone.
Title: Re: Household Anarchy
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 02, 2012, 10:44:53 PM
Quote from: Hollis Increase on March 02, 2012, 09:56:46 PM
The very definition of a koan necessitates its meaning relies on the absence of explanation.

I still don't get it.  How is a list of household chemicals and their potential use as harmful objects a "koan"?

You ride a tallbike, don't you?
Title: Re: Household Anarchy
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on March 02, 2012, 10:50:56 PM
So i should not try and understand it and there is no meaning. Whats the point? And no its not thought provoking if by your own admission there is no meaning.
Title: Re: Household Anarchy
Post by: Freeky on March 02, 2012, 10:52:16 PM
Dude, i try not to make judgements like I'm about to, but you're a retard.
Title: Re: Household Anarchy
Post by: Hollis Increase on March 02, 2012, 10:54:42 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 02, 2012, 10:44:53 PM
Quote from: Hollis Increase on March 02, 2012, 09:56:46 PM
The very definition of a koan necessitates its meaning relies on the absence of explanation.

You ride a tallbike, don't you?

No.  But I rode the short bus to school.
Title: Re: Household Anarchy
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 02, 2012, 10:54:49 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on March 02, 2012, 10:52:16 PM
Dude, i try not to make judgements like I'm about to, but you're a retard.

He's like a cheesehead AKK.
Title: Re: Household Anarchy
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 02, 2012, 10:55:28 PM
Quote from: Hollis Increase on March 02, 2012, 10:54:42 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 02, 2012, 10:44:53 PM
Quote from: Hollis Increase on March 02, 2012, 09:56:46 PM
The very definition of a koan necessitates its meaning relies on the absence of explanation.

You ride a tallbike, don't you?

No.  But I rode the short bus to school.

I notice you failed to answer my question.

Wait.  Trix, is that you?
Title: Re: Household Anarchy
Post by: Hollis Increase on March 02, 2012, 11:01:42 PM

"Some episkoposes have a one-man cabal. Some work together. Some never do explain."

--Principia Discordia
Title: Re: Household Anarchy
Post by: Don Coyote on March 02, 2012, 11:04:34 PM
How zany and outlandish of you.
Title: Re: Household Anarchy
Post by: Salty on March 02, 2012, 11:04:59 PM
Woah. My mind=BLOWN.

This guy is legit, folks.

23skidoobuttfuckchristtheHOLYLIGHT.
Title: Re: Household Anarchy
Post by: Hollis Increase on March 02, 2012, 11:09:12 PM
Just quoting your own scripture.
Title: Re: Household Anarchy
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on March 02, 2012, 11:09:45 PM
Ill see that and raise you a "some say he is a holy man. Others say hes a shithead."

are you going to explain your list or are you pretending to know something?
Title: Re: Household Anarchy
Post by: Salty on March 02, 2012, 11:12:45 PM
Quote from: Hollis Increase on March 02, 2012, 11:09:12 PM
Just quoting your own scripture.

MY scripture? I AM A GODDAMNED PROPHET YOU ASSNOZZLE. MY SCRIPTURE WILL MAKE YOUR EYES RUN DOWN YOUR TEAR STAINED CHEEKS. MY SCRIPTURE IS A PULSING, LIVING, SHITTING THING.

Jaysus, if TGRR were alive today he'd show you some scripture.

Title: Re: Household Anarchy
Post by: Hollis Increase on March 02, 2012, 11:19:24 PM
I stand corrected then.
Title: Re: Household Anarchy
Post by: navkat on March 03, 2012, 12:58:00 AM
Quote from: An Twidsteoir on March 02, 2012, 11:09:45 PM
Ill see that and raise you a "some say he is a holy man. Others say hes a shithead."

are you going to explain your list or are you pretending to know something?

Some people call him Maurice (WOO-WOOOO!)

I BELIEVE IN YUO, HOLISTIC ENLARGEMENT! I KNEW YUO WERE REAL.
Title: Re: Household Anarchy
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 03, 2012, 05:42:49 PM
Quote from: Hollis Increase on March 02, 2012, 11:09:12 PM
Just quoting your own scripture.

:lulz:

Thanks,Trix.
Title: Re: Household Anarchy
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 03, 2012, 05:45:17 PM
Quote from: Hollis Increase on March 02, 2012, 11:01:42 PM

"Some episkoposes have a one-man cabal. Some work together. Some never do explain."

--Principia Discordia

I see you got kicked out of the university.  Did it have anything to do with harassing people with hacky sacks, as they tried to get to class (that's sticking it to The Man, eh)?
Title: Re: Household Anarchy
Post by: Triple Zero on March 03, 2012, 06:42:07 PM
Quote from: Hollis Increase on March 02, 2012, 11:09:12 PM
Just quoting your own scripture.

Careful, people have been shat on for much less, here.
Title: Re: Household Anarchy
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on March 03, 2012, 06:44:47 PM
Were like catholics here. We dont actually read our "bible."
Title: Re: Household Anarchy
Post by: navkat on March 04, 2012, 05:35:59 PM
Quote from: Hollis Increase on March 02, 2012, 10:54:42 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 02, 2012, 10:44:53 PM
Quote from: Hollis Increase on March 02, 2012, 09:56:46 PM
The very definition of a koan necessitates its meaning relies on the absence of explanation.

You ride a tallbike, don't you?

No.  But I rode the short bus to school.

Didn't DECI4 say this exact thing to ECH in response to something?


HOLLISTIC ENLARGEMENT! Is there a way you can address the size of my P. Ennis naturally and with no dangerous drugs, volitile chemicals or bulky machines? I think I'd get more wimmins if my wang-a-dang-a-doodle-doo wasn't the size of a P. Enny.
Title: Re: Household Anarchy
Post by: Freeky on March 04, 2012, 05:41:42 PM
Quote from: navkat on March 04, 2012, 05:35:59 PM
Quote from: Hollis Increase on March 02, 2012, 10:54:42 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 02, 2012, 10:44:53 PM
Quote from: Hollis Increase on March 02, 2012, 09:56:46 PM
The very definition of a koan necessitates its meaning relies on the absence of explanation.

You ride a tallbike, don't you?

No.  But I rode the short bus to school.

Didn't DECI4 say this exact thing to ECH in response to something?

I remember that.  :lol:


QuoteHOLLISTIC ENLARGEMENT! Is there a way you can address the size of my P. Ennis naturally and with no dangerous drugs, volitile chemicals or bulky machines? I think I'd get more wimmins if my wang-a-dang-a-doodle-doo wasn't the size of a P. Enny.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Household Anarchy
Post by: Hollis Increase on March 04, 2012, 05:42:52 PM
Quote from: navkat on March 04, 2012, 05:35:59 PM
Quote from: Hollis Increase on March 02, 2012, 10:54:42 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 02, 2012, 10:44:53 PM
Quote from: Hollis Increase on March 02, 2012, 09:56:46 PM
The very definition of a koan necessitates its meaning relies on the absence of explanation.

You ride a tallbike, don't you?

No.  But I rode the short bus to school.

Didn't DECI4 say this exact thing to ECH in response to something?


HOLLISTIC ENLARGEMENT! Is there a way you can address the size of my P. Ennis naturally and with no dangerous drugs, volitile chemicals or bulky machines? I think I'd get more wimmins if my wang-a-dang-a-doodle-doo wasn't the size of a P. Enny.

Wait.  You're a dude?
Title: Re: Household Anarchy
Post by: Freeky on March 04, 2012, 05:43:50 PM
What gave you the impression Nav is a chick?
Title: Re: Household Anarchy
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 04, 2012, 05:45:18 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on March 04, 2012, 05:43:50 PM
What gave you the impression Nav is a chick?

Srsly. Wha?  :lulz:
Title: Re: Household Anarchy
Post by: Hollis Increase on March 04, 2012, 05:47:18 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on March 04, 2012, 05:43:50 PM
What gave you the impression Nav is a chick?

Obviously it was the lack of an adam's apple.  But then I've made that mistake more often than I'll admit.
Title: Re: Household Anarchy
Post by: Freeky on March 04, 2012, 05:48:21 PM
Quote from: Hollis Increase on March 04, 2012, 05:47:18 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on March 04, 2012, 05:43:50 PM
What gave you the impression Nav is a chick?

Obviously it was the lack of an adam's apple.  But then I've made that mistake more often than I'll admit.

What pictures have YOU been looking at?  :?
Title: Re: Household Anarchy
Post by: Don Coyote on March 04, 2012, 05:50:17 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on March 04, 2012, 05:48:21 PM
Quote from: Hollis Increase on March 04, 2012, 05:47:18 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on March 04, 2012, 05:43:50 PM
What gave you the impression Nav is a chick?

Obviously it was the lack of an adam's apple.  But then I've made that mistake more often than I'll admit.

What pictures have YOU been looking at?  :?

The ones in the skin suit catalog that navcat purchased his from.

Besides Navcat is obviously pulling your leg. He has no gender. Only millions of hooked tendrils and roots.
Title: Re: Household Anarchy
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 04, 2012, 08:10:27 PM
Quote from: Hollis Increase on March 04, 2012, 05:42:52 PM
Quote from: navkat on March 04, 2012, 05:35:59 PM
Quote from: Hollis Increase on March 02, 2012, 10:54:42 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 02, 2012, 10:44:53 PM
Quote from: Hollis Increase on March 02, 2012, 09:56:46 PM
The very definition of a koan necessitates its meaning relies on the absence of explanation.

You ride a tallbike, don't you?

No.  But I rode the short bus to school.

Didn't DECI4 say this exact thing to ECH in response to something?


HOLLISTIC ENLARGEMENT! Is there a way you can address the size of my P. Ennis naturally and with no dangerous drugs, volitile chemicals or bulky machines? I think I'd get more wimmins if my wang-a-dang-a-doodle-doo wasn't the size of a P. Enny.


Wait.  You're a dude?

How would that make any difference?
Title: Re: Household Anarchy
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on March 23, 2012, 11:18:50 PM
Quote from: Hollis Increase on March 02, 2012, 09:19:56 PM
You know, buttermilk has no butter in it.

That fact notwithstanding, there appears to be some confusion as to my dedication to the cause.  If all of you meatsuits really must know the rationale behind such a post, I will gleefully oblige; but before you electro larynx speaking pot heads jump to any conclusions, I will make myself abundantly clear.  I am NOT a neo-fascist.

The aforementioned list of ingredients is nothing more than a Zen Koan.  Read Tosui's Vinegar for insight.  I only wish to remain here as a transient. Don't think for a moment that I'm asking you psuedo-hipsters to help me be reborn in your "discordian" paradise.

Wait, we have electronic marijuana larynxes? Who the fuck didn't tell me?

And how the heck do I get reborn into pseudo-hipster (implying that there's a "genuine" kind of hipster that we should aspire to be?) paradise?
Title: Re: Household Anarchy
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on March 24, 2012, 12:03:07 AM
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Title: Re: Household Anarchy
Post by: navkat on March 30, 2012, 01:32:33 AM
I'm an it!
Title: Re: Household Anarchy
Post by: Don Coyote on March 30, 2012, 01:43:06 AM
Quote from: navkat on March 30, 2012, 01:32:33 AM
I'm an it!

With TENTACLES!!

BARBED tentacles at that.
Title: Re: Household Anarchy
Post by: navkat on March 30, 2012, 01:44:32 AM
Hubba hubba!
Title: Re: Household Anarchy
Post by: minuspace on May 18, 2012, 09:25:50 PM
Quote from: Hollis Increase on February 28, 2012, 04:06:29 AM
This post should help you out, giving you household replacements of the chemicals
needed. It's a fairly complete list, so enjoy.

Acetic Acid                     Vinegar
Aluminum Oxide                  Aluminum
Aluminum Potassium Sulfate      Alum
Aluminum Sulfate                Alum
Aluminum Hydroxate              Ammonia
Carbon Carbonate                Chalk
Carbon Tetrachloride            Cleaning Fluid
Calcium Hypochloride            Bleaching Powder
Calcium Oxide                   Lime
Calcium Sulfate                 Plaster of Paris
Carbonic Acid                   Seltzer
Ethylene Acid                   Dutch Fluid
Ferric Oxide                    Iron Rust
Glucose                         Corn Syrup
Graphite                        Pencil Lead
Hydrochloric Acid               Muriatic Acid
Hydrogen Peroxide               Peroxide
Lead Acetate                    Sugar of Lead
Lead Tetrooxide                 Red Led
Magneseum Silicate              Talc
Magneseum Sulfate               Epson Salts
Napthalene                      Mothballs
Phemol                          Carbolic Acid
Potassium Bicarbonte            Cream of Tarter
Potassium Chromium Sulfate      Chrome Alum
Potassium Nitrate               Salt Peter
Sodium Dioxide                  Sand
Sodium Bicarbonte               Baking Soda
Sodium Borate                   Borax
Sodium Carbonate                Washing Soda
Sodium Chloride                 Salt
Sodium Hydroxide                Lye
Sodium Silicate                 Water Glass
Sodium Sulfate                  Glauber's Salt
Sodium Thiosulfate              Photographer's Hypo
Sucrose                         Cane Sugar
Zinc Chloride                   Tinner's Fluid


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