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Principia Discordia => Aneristic Illusions => Topic started by: Luna on March 02, 2012, 04:45:05 AM

Title: They've officially stopped even trying to pretend...
Post by: Luna on March 02, 2012, 04:45:05 AM
This was actually filed, in a court of law, in the United States.

Well, barely, it IS Alaska, but, still...

http://www.turningleft.net/images/director-for-the-division-of-elections.pdf

This guy filed a lawsuit claiming, I shit you not, that Obama is not qualified to be president, because he is black (or, rather, mulatto).
Title: Re: They've officially stopped even trying to pretend...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on March 02, 2012, 04:48:32 AM
:twitch:


NO. I'm not going to read it right now.

I think Phox gave me a large enough dose of horromirth last night.
Title: Re: They've officially stopped even trying to pretend...
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on March 02, 2012, 04:58:52 AM
That's right, the 14th amendment was just CIVIL rights, people, not POLITICAL rights.

I finally found out what :horrormirth: is for.
Title: Re: They've officially stopped even trying to pretend...
Post by: Deepthroat Chopra on March 02, 2012, 05:00:47 AM
The document doesn't only say that Obama can't be President due to race, but also that he can't be a citizen of the US because of his race. It extends that black and "mulatto" people have no citzienship rights. Holy Jim Crow, Batman!
Title: Re: They've officially stopped even trying to pretend...
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on March 02, 2012, 05:02:01 AM
This is why we need old white people to die.
Title: Re: They've officially stopped even trying to pretend...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on March 02, 2012, 05:05:10 AM
And then the extreme North of the United States became the South.
Title: Re: They've officially stopped even trying to pretend...
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on March 02, 2012, 05:07:18 AM
Alaska's always been weird.
Title: Re: They've officially stopped even trying to pretend...
Post by: navkat on March 02, 2012, 05:35:24 AM
I hope the judge assigns sanctions based on unnecessary and baseless litigation.
Title: Re: They've officially stopped even trying to pretend...
Post by: navkat on March 02, 2012, 05:36:37 AM
I take it back. Let every fuckadoodle in the land be heard and make themselves known so I know who to avoid.
Title: Re: They've officially stopped even trying to pretend...
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 02, 2012, 10:26:55 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 02, 2012, 04:45:05 AM
This was actually filed, in a court of law, in the United States.

Well, barely, it IS Alaska, but, still...

http://www.turningleft.net/images/director-for-the-division-of-elections.pdf

This guy filed a lawsuit claiming, I shit you not, that Obama is not qualified to be president, because he is black (or, rather, mulatto).

NEGROS HAVE "CIVIL RIGHTS" BUT NOT "POLITICAL RIGHTS".
Title: Re: They've officially stopped even trying to pretend...
Post by: Salty on March 02, 2012, 10:48:31 PM
Quote from: An Twidsteoir on March 02, 2012, 05:05:10 AM
And then the extreme North of the United States became the South.

It's been like that since the 70's. I can't tell you how many confederate flags are on the plethora of pickup trucks.

Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on March 02, 2012, 05:07:18 AM
Alaska's always been weird.
Yeah. This.
Title: Re: They've officially stopped even trying to pretend...
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 08, 2012, 01:38:08 AM
Quote from: Luna on March 02, 2012, 04:45:05 AM
This was actually filed, in a court of law, in the United States.

Well, barely, it IS Alaska, but, still...

http://www.turningleft.net/images/director-for-the-division-of-elections.pdf

This guy filed a lawsuit claiming, I shit you not, that Obama is not qualified to be president, because he is black (or, rather, mulatto).

I'll see that and raise ya...

(http://www.bartcop.com/racist-Judge-Richard-Cebull.jpg)
Title: Re: They've officially stopped even trying to pretend...
Post by: Luna on March 08, 2012, 03:30:35 PM
Goddamn...
Title: Re: They've officially stopped even trying to pretend...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 08, 2012, 03:45:27 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 08, 2012, 01:38:08 AM
Quote from: Luna on March 02, 2012, 04:45:05 AM
This was actually filed, in a court of law, in the United States.

Well, barely, it IS Alaska, but, still...

http://www.turningleft.net/images/director-for-the-division-of-elections.pdf

This guy filed a lawsuit claiming, I shit you not, that Obama is not qualified to be president, because he is black (or, rather, mulatto).

I'll see that and raise ya...

(http://www.bartcop.com/racist-Judge-Richard-Cebull.jpg)

Holy shit.
Title: Re: They've officially stopped even trying to pretend...
Post by: Oysters Rockefeller on March 08, 2012, 03:51:38 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on March 02, 2012, 05:02:01 AM
This is why we need old white people to die.

Basically.

But you know they're just going to teach the crazy to younger kids and restart the waiting process.

And now they have someone young and hip like Santorum! Hahaha
Title: Re: They've officially stopped even trying to pretend...
Post by: Bannination Advice Free on May 07, 2012, 03:45:32 PM
I strongly recommend Judge Cebull receive an immediate precursory banning. This kind of racism in the justice system is an atrocity that must not be tolerated and moreover, it is a crime. If Judge Cebull were to begin posting here, you would be exposing your loyal user base to inhumane conditions and placing yourself at risk for litigious action.

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Title: Re: They've officially stopped even trying to pretend...
Post by: Faust on May 07, 2012, 10:53:08 PM
Thanks Navkat, duly noted.
Title: Re: They've officially stopped even trying to pretend...
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 08, 2012, 02:22:57 AM
Quote from: Faust on May 07, 2012, 10:53:08 PM
Thanks Navkat, duly noted.

I wasn't gonna out her unless she got nasty with that.

Also, we should ban Judge Punch, the fucker.
Title: Re: They've officially stopped even trying to pretend...
Post by: Faust on May 08, 2012, 08:12:30 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 08, 2012, 02:22:57 AM
Quote from: Faust on May 07, 2012, 10:53:08 PM
Thanks Navkat, duly noted.

I wasn't gonna out her unless she got nasty with that.

Also, we should ban Judge Punch, the fucker.

I've outed every alt I've come across, it prevents them ever getting nasty.