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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 05, 2012, 03:20:25 AM

Title: ATTENTION, SPAGLORDS
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 05, 2012, 03:20:25 AM
I JUST LOOKED AT MYSELF IN THE MIRROR AND I LOOK FUCKING FANTASTIC. I SAID, "WHY HELLO, SCIENTIST!" AND THEN I BOUGHT MYSELF A BEER. JUST LOOK AT THAT GODDAMN HAIR, IT'S SO PERFECT I COULD CRY.

ANSWER ME THIS: I HAVE BEEN TRYING NOT TO SMOKE MUCH, BUT I THINK I COULD SCORE POINTS AND MAYBE EVEN GET ME TO SIT ALONE ON THE PORCH WITH MYSELF IF I OFFER ME A CIGARETTE. AND ONCE I'M ALONE ON THE PORCH WITH ME, I AM PRETTY SURE I COULD MAKE A MOVE AND MAYBE EVEN END UP GOING UPSTAIRS AND SPENDING THE NIGHT.

DO I RISK IT?
Title: Re: ATTENTION, SPAGLORDS
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on March 05, 2012, 03:27:34 AM
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS BUT I RECOMMEND THE VERSION OF THIS WHERE YOU SUCCEED IN NOT SMOKING.
Title: Re: ATTENTION, SPAGLORDS
Post by: Freeky on March 05, 2012, 03:30:03 AM
IM PRETTY SURE YOU DONT EVEN NEED TO LIGHT UP, BECAUSE SHE DIGS YOU ANYWAY.  DUDE, TOTALLY GO FOR IT!
Title: Re: ATTENTION, SPAGLORDS
Post by: Salty on March 05, 2012, 03:35:11 AM
TAKE HER UPSTAIRS AND THEN TO THE WALL AND RIGHT BACK AND THEN TO THE WALL AGAIN UNTIL SHE SAYS STOP.

SHE WON'T, TRUST ME.
Title: Re: ATTENTION, SPAGLORDS
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 05, 2012, 03:39:16 AM
Quote from: Alty on March 05, 2012, 03:35:11 AM
TAKE HER UPSTAIRS AND THEN TO THE WALL AND RIGHT BACK AND THEN TO THE WALL AGAIN UNTIL SHE SAYS STOP.

SHE WON'T, TRUST ME.

HOLY SHIT WE COULD BOTH END UP DEAD

BUT IN THE MEANTIME I'M WATCHING MYSELF BAKE BREAD, HOT DAMN I AM SO AWESOME I THINK I HAVE A TOTAL CRUSH.
Title: Re: ATTENTION, SPAGLORDS
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 05, 2012, 03:40:41 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on March 05, 2012, 03:30:03 AM
IM PRETTY SURE YOU DONT EVEN NEED TO LIGHT UP, BECAUSE SHE DIGS YOU ANYWAY.  DUDE, TOTALLY GO FOR IT!

DO YOU THINK SO? BECAUSE FUCK, THAT MINISKIRT AND THOSE BOOTS ARE DRIVING ME WILD.
Title: Re: ATTENTION, SPAGLORDS
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 05, 2012, 03:42:36 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on March 05, 2012, 03:27:34 AM
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS BUT I RECOMMEND THE VERSION OF THIS WHERE YOU SUCCEED IN NOT SMOKING.

YEAH, MAYBE ME BUT WHAT ABOUT MYSELF? ALSO I AM ONE OF THOSE ANNOYING SMOKERS WHO SMOKES MAYBE PACK A MONTH SO IT ALWAYS GIVES ME A CRAZY HEAD RUSH AND THEN I HAVE TO GO RIGHT TO BED, AND SINCE I'M TRYING TO GET INTO MY PANTS I THINK THAT COULD WORK TO MY ADVANTAGE.
Title: Re: ATTENTION, SPAGLORDS
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on March 05, 2012, 03:50:22 AM
Quote from: Nigel on March 05, 2012, 03:42:36 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on March 05, 2012, 03:27:34 AM
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS BUT I RECOMMEND THE VERSION OF THIS WHERE YOU SUCCEED IN NOT SMOKING.

YEAH, MAYBE ME BUT WHAT ABOUT MYSELF? ALSO I AM ONE OF THOSE ANNOYING SMOKERS WHO SMOKES MAYBE PACK A MONTH SO IT ALWAYS GIVES ME A CRAZY HEAD RUSH AND THEN I HAVE TO GO RIGHT TO BED, AND SINCE I'M TRYING TO GET INTO MY PANTS I THINK THAT COULD WORK TO MY ADVANTAGE.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET YOURSELF DRUNK INSTEAD. AND LIVESTREAM IT FOR US.
Title: Re: ATTENTION, SPAGLORDS
Post by: Freeky on March 05, 2012, 04:10:29 AM
Quote from: Nigel on March 05, 2012, 03:40:41 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on March 05, 2012, 03:30:03 AM
IM PRETTY SURE YOU DONT EVEN NEED TO LIGHT UP, BECAUSE SHE DIGS YOU ANYWAY.  DUDE, TOTALLY GO FOR IT!

DO YOU THINK SO? BECAUSE FUCK, THAT MINISKIRT AND THOSE BOOTS ARE DRIVING ME WILD.

DUDE, I KNOW IT.  SHE TOLD ME.  SHE IS SOOO INTO YOU.
Title: Re: ATTENTION, SPAGLORDS
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 05, 2012, 06:49:54 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on March 05, 2012, 03:50:22 AM
Quote from: Nigel on March 05, 2012, 03:42:36 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on March 05, 2012, 03:27:34 AM
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS BUT I RECOMMEND THE VERSION OF THIS WHERE YOU SUCCEED IN NOT SMOKING.

YEAH, MAYBE ME BUT WHAT ABOUT MYSELF? ALSO I AM ONE OF THOSE ANNOYING SMOKERS WHO SMOKES MAYBE PACK A MONTH SO IT ALWAYS GIVES ME A CRAZY HEAD RUSH AND THEN I HAVE TO GO RIGHT TO BED, AND SINCE I'M TRYING TO GET INTO MY PANTS I THINK THAT COULD WORK TO MY ADVANTAGE.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET YOURSELF DRUNK INSTEAD. AND LIVESTREAM IT FOR US.

I WAS SO EXCITED BY THE BREAD THAT I BOUGHT ME ANOTHER BEER, AND NOW I AM PRETTY TIPSY SO I THINK MY CHANCES LOOK REALLY GOOD, BUT I AM CONCERNED THAT IF I AM DRUNK I MIGHT NOT LEGALLY BE ABLE TO GIVE CONSENT TO MYSELF.
Title: Re: ATTENTION, SPAGLORDS
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 05, 2012, 06:50:18 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on March 05, 2012, 04:10:29 AM
Quote from: Nigel on March 05, 2012, 03:40:41 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on March 05, 2012, 03:30:03 AM
IM PRETTY SURE YOU DONT EVEN NEED TO LIGHT UP, BECAUSE SHE DIGS YOU ANYWAY.  DUDE, TOTALLY GO FOR IT!

DO YOU THINK SO? BECAUSE FUCK, THAT MINISKIRT AND THOSE BOOTS ARE DRIVING ME WILD.

DUDE, I KNOW IT.  SHE TOLD ME.  SHE IS SOOO INTO YOU.

OH SHIT I NEED TO STOP BEING SHY AND JUST GO FOR IT!
Title: Re: ATTENTION, SPAGLORDS
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on March 05, 2012, 08:52:49 AM
Quote from: Nigel on March 05, 2012, 06:49:54 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on March 05, 2012, 03:50:22 AM
Quote from: Nigel on March 05, 2012, 03:42:36 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on March 05, 2012, 03:27:34 AM
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS BUT I RECOMMEND THE VERSION OF THIS WHERE YOU SUCCEED IN NOT SMOKING.

YEAH, MAYBE ME BUT WHAT ABOUT MYSELF? ALSO I AM ONE OF THOSE ANNOYING SMOKERS WHO SMOKES MAYBE PACK A MONTH SO IT ALWAYS GIVES ME A CRAZY HEAD RUSH AND THEN I HAVE TO GO RIGHT TO BED, AND SINCE I'M TRYING TO GET INTO MY PANTS I THINK THAT COULD WORK TO MY ADVANTAGE.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET YOURSELF DRUNK INSTEAD. AND LIVESTREAM IT FOR US.

I WAS SO EXCITED BY THE BREAD THAT I BOUGHT ME ANOTHER BEER, AND NOW I AM PRETTY TIPSY SO I THINK MY CHANCES LOOK REALLY GOOD, BUT I AM CONCERNED THAT IF I AM DRUNK I MIGHT NOT LEGALLY BE ABLE TO GIVE CONSENT TO MYSELF.

I lol'd so hard at this.
Title: Re: ATTENTION, SPAGLORDS
Post by: minuspace on March 05, 2012, 09:07:15 AM
That is one fine lady that is. :lulz:
Title: Re: ATTENTION, SPAGLORDS
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on March 05, 2012, 09:47:48 AM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

*this made my morning*
Title: Re: ATTENTION, SPAGLORDS
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 05, 2012, 02:50:21 PM
 :)
Title: Re: ATTENTION, SPAGLORDS
Post by: B_M_W on March 05, 2012, 03:31:17 PM
Sooooo....did you get in her pants like you intended?
Title: Re: ATTENTION, SPAGLORDS
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 05, 2012, 05:50:48 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 05, 2012, 03:20:25 AM
I JUST LOOKED AT MYSELF IN THE MIRROR AND I LOOK FUCKING FANTASTIC. I SAID, "WHY HELLO, SCIENTIST!" AND THEN I BOUGHT MYSELF A BEER. JUST LOOK AT THAT GODDAMN HAIR, IT'S SO PERFECT I COULD CRY.

ANSWER ME THIS: I HAVE BEEN TRYING NOT TO SMOKE MUCH, BUT I THINK I COULD SCORE POINTS AND MAYBE EVEN GET ME TO SIT ALONE ON THE PORCH WITH MYSELF IF I OFFER ME A CIGARETTE. AND ONCE I'M ALONE ON THE PORCH WITH ME, I AM PRETTY SURE I COULD MAKE A MOVE AND MAYBE EVEN END UP GOING UPSTAIRS AND SPENDING THE NIGHT.

DO I RISK IT?

You People have the right to kick hipsters in the gonads so hard that they make a sound only bats can hear.
Title: Re: ATTENTION, SPAGLORDS
Post by: Forsooth on March 05, 2012, 09:40:59 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 05, 2012, 05:50:48 PM
You People have the right to kick hipsters in the gonads so hard that they make a sound only bats can hear.

There's already a band that performs under that premise.

but I don't think you've ever heard of it.
Title: Re: ATTENTION, SPAGLORDS
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on March 05, 2012, 09:49:33 PM
Im pretty sure doks heard of the darkness.
Title: Re: ATTENTION, SPAGLORDS
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 05, 2012, 09:50:39 PM
Quote from: An Twidsteoir on March 05, 2012, 09:49:33 PM
Im pretty sure doks heard of the darkness.

We have no cellars in Tucson.  EVERYTHING is too underground for me.

On a windless day, I can hear Taylor Swift.
Title: Re: ATTENTION, SPAGLORDS
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 06, 2012, 06:41:00 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 05, 2012, 05:50:48 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 05, 2012, 03:20:25 AM
I JUST LOOKED AT MYSELF IN THE MIRROR AND I LOOK FUCKING FANTASTIC. I SAID, "WHY HELLO, SCIENTIST!" AND THEN I BOUGHT MYSELF A BEER. JUST LOOK AT THAT GODDAMN HAIR, IT'S SO PERFECT I COULD CRY.

ANSWER ME THIS: I HAVE BEEN TRYING NOT TO SMOKE MUCH, BUT I THINK I COULD SCORE POINTS AND MAYBE EVEN GET ME TO SIT ALONE ON THE PORCH WITH MYSELF IF I OFFER ME A CIGARETTE. AND ONCE I'M ALONE ON THE PORCH WITH ME, I AM PRETTY SURE I COULD MAKE A MOVE AND MAYBE EVEN END UP GOING UPSTAIRS AND SPENDING THE NIGHT.

DO I RISK IT?

You People have the right to kick hipsters in the gonads so hard that they make a sound only bats can hear.

:lulz:
Title: Re: ATTENTION, SPAGLORDS
Post by: Cuddlefish on March 06, 2012, 08:01:52 AM
I'M NOT SURE WHAT'S HAPPENING ITT, BUT MY PANCE JUST GOT TIGHTER.