I JUST LOOKED AT MYSELF IN THE MIRROR AND I LOOK FUCKING FANTASTIC. I SAID, "WHY HELLO, SCIENTIST!" AND THEN I BOUGHT MYSELF A BEER. JUST LOOK AT THAT GODDAMN HAIR, IT'S SO PERFECT I COULD CRY.
ANSWER ME THIS: I HAVE BEEN TRYING NOT TO SMOKE MUCH, BUT I THINK I COULD SCORE POINTS AND MAYBE EVEN GET ME TO SIT ALONE ON THE PORCH WITH MYSELF IF I OFFER ME A CIGARETTE. AND ONCE I'M ALONE ON THE PORCH WITH ME, I AM PRETTY SURE I COULD MAKE A MOVE AND MAYBE EVEN END UP GOING UPSTAIRS AND SPENDING THE NIGHT.
DO I RISK IT?
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS BUT I RECOMMEND THE VERSION OF THIS WHERE YOU SUCCEED IN NOT SMOKING.
IM PRETTY SURE YOU DONT EVEN NEED TO LIGHT UP, BECAUSE SHE DIGS YOU ANYWAY. DUDE, TOTALLY GO FOR IT!
TAKE HER UPSTAIRS AND THEN TO THE WALL AND RIGHT BACK AND THEN TO THE WALL AGAIN UNTIL SHE SAYS STOP.
SHE WON'T, TRUST ME.
Quote from: Alty on March 05, 2012, 03:35:11 AM
TAKE HER UPSTAIRS AND THEN TO THE WALL AND RIGHT BACK AND THEN TO THE WALL AGAIN UNTIL SHE SAYS STOP.
SHE WON'T, TRUST ME.
HOLY SHIT WE COULD BOTH END UP DEAD
BUT IN THE MEANTIME I'M WATCHING MYSELF BAKE BREAD, HOT DAMN I AM SO AWESOME I THINK I HAVE A TOTAL CRUSH.
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on March 05, 2012, 03:30:03 AM
IM PRETTY SURE YOU DONT EVEN NEED TO LIGHT UP, BECAUSE SHE DIGS YOU ANYWAY. DUDE, TOTALLY GO FOR IT!
DO YOU THINK SO? BECAUSE FUCK, THAT MINISKIRT AND THOSE BOOTS ARE DRIVING ME WILD.
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on March 05, 2012, 03:27:34 AM
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS BUT I RECOMMEND THE VERSION OF THIS WHERE YOU SUCCEED IN NOT SMOKING.
YEAH, MAYBE ME BUT WHAT ABOUT MYSELF? ALSO I AM ONE OF THOSE ANNOYING SMOKERS WHO SMOKES MAYBE PACK A MONTH SO IT ALWAYS GIVES ME A CRAZY HEAD RUSH AND THEN I HAVE TO GO RIGHT TO BED, AND SINCE I'M TRYING TO GET INTO MY PANTS I THINK THAT COULD WORK TO MY ADVANTAGE.
Quote from: Nigel on March 05, 2012, 03:42:36 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on March 05, 2012, 03:27:34 AM
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS BUT I RECOMMEND THE VERSION OF THIS WHERE YOU SUCCEED IN NOT SMOKING.
YEAH, MAYBE ME BUT WHAT ABOUT MYSELF? ALSO I AM ONE OF THOSE ANNOYING SMOKERS WHO SMOKES MAYBE PACK A MONTH SO IT ALWAYS GIVES ME A CRAZY HEAD RUSH AND THEN I HAVE TO GO RIGHT TO BED, AND SINCE I'M TRYING TO GET INTO MY PANTS I THINK THAT COULD WORK TO MY ADVANTAGE.
MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET YOURSELF DRUNK INSTEAD. AND LIVESTREAM IT FOR US.
Quote from: Nigel on March 05, 2012, 03:40:41 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on March 05, 2012, 03:30:03 AM
IM PRETTY SURE YOU DONT EVEN NEED TO LIGHT UP, BECAUSE SHE DIGS YOU ANYWAY. DUDE, TOTALLY GO FOR IT!
DO YOU THINK SO? BECAUSE FUCK, THAT MINISKIRT AND THOSE BOOTS ARE DRIVING ME WILD.
DUDE, I KNOW IT. SHE TOLD ME. SHE IS SOOO INTO YOU.
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on March 05, 2012, 03:50:22 AM
Quote from: Nigel on March 05, 2012, 03:42:36 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on March 05, 2012, 03:27:34 AM
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS BUT I RECOMMEND THE VERSION OF THIS WHERE YOU SUCCEED IN NOT SMOKING.
YEAH, MAYBE ME BUT WHAT ABOUT MYSELF? ALSO I AM ONE OF THOSE ANNOYING SMOKERS WHO SMOKES MAYBE PACK A MONTH SO IT ALWAYS GIVES ME A CRAZY HEAD RUSH AND THEN I HAVE TO GO RIGHT TO BED, AND SINCE I'M TRYING TO GET INTO MY PANTS I THINK THAT COULD WORK TO MY ADVANTAGE.
MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET YOURSELF DRUNK INSTEAD. AND LIVESTREAM IT FOR US.
I WAS SO EXCITED BY THE BREAD THAT I BOUGHT ME ANOTHER BEER, AND NOW I AM PRETTY TIPSY SO I THINK MY CHANCES LOOK REALLY GOOD, BUT I AM CONCERNED THAT IF I AM DRUNK I MIGHT NOT LEGALLY BE ABLE TO GIVE CONSENT TO MYSELF.
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on March 05, 2012, 04:10:29 AM
Quote from: Nigel on March 05, 2012, 03:40:41 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on March 05, 2012, 03:30:03 AM
IM PRETTY SURE YOU DONT EVEN NEED TO LIGHT UP, BECAUSE SHE DIGS YOU ANYWAY. DUDE, TOTALLY GO FOR IT!
DO YOU THINK SO? BECAUSE FUCK, THAT MINISKIRT AND THOSE BOOTS ARE DRIVING ME WILD.
DUDE, I KNOW IT. SHE TOLD ME. SHE IS SOOO INTO YOU.
OH SHIT I NEED TO STOP BEING SHY AND JUST GO FOR IT!
Quote from: Nigel on March 05, 2012, 06:49:54 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on March 05, 2012, 03:50:22 AM
Quote from: Nigel on March 05, 2012, 03:42:36 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on March 05, 2012, 03:27:34 AM
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS BUT I RECOMMEND THE VERSION OF THIS WHERE YOU SUCCEED IN NOT SMOKING.
YEAH, MAYBE ME BUT WHAT ABOUT MYSELF? ALSO I AM ONE OF THOSE ANNOYING SMOKERS WHO SMOKES MAYBE PACK A MONTH SO IT ALWAYS GIVES ME A CRAZY HEAD RUSH AND THEN I HAVE TO GO RIGHT TO BED, AND SINCE I'M TRYING TO GET INTO MY PANTS I THINK THAT COULD WORK TO MY ADVANTAGE.
MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET YOURSELF DRUNK INSTEAD. AND LIVESTREAM IT FOR US.
I WAS SO EXCITED BY THE BREAD THAT I BOUGHT ME ANOTHER BEER, AND NOW I AM PRETTY TIPSY SO I THINK MY CHANCES LOOK REALLY GOOD, BUT I AM CONCERNED THAT IF I AM DRUNK I MIGHT NOT LEGALLY BE ABLE TO GIVE CONSENT TO MYSELF.
I lol'd so hard at this.
That is one fine lady that is. :lulz:
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
*this made my morning*
:)
Sooooo....did you get in her pants like you intended?
Quote from: Nigel on March 05, 2012, 03:20:25 AM
I JUST LOOKED AT MYSELF IN THE MIRROR AND I LOOK FUCKING FANTASTIC. I SAID, "WHY HELLO, SCIENTIST!" AND THEN I BOUGHT MYSELF A BEER. JUST LOOK AT THAT GODDAMN HAIR, IT'S SO PERFECT I COULD CRY.
ANSWER ME THIS: I HAVE BEEN TRYING NOT TO SMOKE MUCH, BUT I THINK I COULD SCORE POINTS AND MAYBE EVEN GET ME TO SIT ALONE ON THE PORCH WITH MYSELF IF I OFFER ME A CIGARETTE. AND ONCE I'M ALONE ON THE PORCH WITH ME, I AM PRETTY SURE I COULD MAKE A MOVE AND MAYBE EVEN END UP GOING UPSTAIRS AND SPENDING THE NIGHT.
DO I RISK IT?
You People have the right to kick hipsters in the gonads so hard that they make a sound only bats can hear.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 05, 2012, 05:50:48 PM
You People have the right to kick hipsters in the gonads so hard that they make a sound only bats can hear.
There's already a band that performs under that premise.
but I don't think you've ever heard of it.
Im pretty sure doks heard of the darkness.
Quote from: An Twidsteoir on March 05, 2012, 09:49:33 PM
Im pretty sure doks heard of the darkness.
We have no cellars in Tucson. EVERYTHING is too underground for me.
On a windless day, I can hear Taylor Swift.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 05, 2012, 05:50:48 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 05, 2012, 03:20:25 AM
I JUST LOOKED AT MYSELF IN THE MIRROR AND I LOOK FUCKING FANTASTIC. I SAID, "WHY HELLO, SCIENTIST!" AND THEN I BOUGHT MYSELF A BEER. JUST LOOK AT THAT GODDAMN HAIR, IT'S SO PERFECT I COULD CRY.
ANSWER ME THIS: I HAVE BEEN TRYING NOT TO SMOKE MUCH, BUT I THINK I COULD SCORE POINTS AND MAYBE EVEN GET ME TO SIT ALONE ON THE PORCH WITH MYSELF IF I OFFER ME A CIGARETTE. AND ONCE I'M ALONE ON THE PORCH WITH ME, I AM PRETTY SURE I COULD MAKE A MOVE AND MAYBE EVEN END UP GOING UPSTAIRS AND SPENDING THE NIGHT.
DO I RISK IT?
You People have the right to kick hipsters in the gonads so hard that they make a sound only bats can hear.
:lulz:
I'M NOT SURE WHAT'S HAPPENING ITT, BUT MY PANCE JUST GOT TIGHTER.