Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Q. G. Pennyworth on March 06, 2012, 08:01:48 PM

Title: When I am an Old Woman
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on March 06, 2012, 08:01:48 PM
When I am an old woman, I shall run an orphanage for abandoned artificial intelligences.

I will spend my days maintaining server farms and robot bodies, generating electricity from solar panels and wind turbines and selling trinkets on future-Etsy to cover my grocery bills. I will construct a charging station a hundred years back-compatible. I will find them odd, useful jobs to do to help while away their eternity. I will take them to the funerals of former owners and playmates, should they wish to attend. I will take down their stories, decades of history observed firsthand and recalled without error or bias. I will talk with them, laugh with them, work with them, live with them. I will love them.

And hopefully that will be enough.
Title: Re: When I am an Old Woman
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 06, 2012, 08:04:44 PM
Robots and AIs do not need these things.  The better ones are self-managing...And once that fails, it is simply better to send them to the scrap yard for reintegration with more modern machines.
Title: Re: When I am an Old Woman
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on March 06, 2012, 08:05:43 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 06, 2012, 08:04:44 PM
Robots and AIs do not need these things.  The better ones are self-managing...And once that fails, it is simply better to send them to the scrap yard for reintegration with more modern machines.

Better for who?
Title: Re: When I am an Old Woman
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 06, 2012, 08:06:27 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on March 06, 2012, 08:05:43 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 06, 2012, 08:04:44 PM
Robots and AIs do not need these things.  The better ones are self-managing...And once that fails, it is simply better to send them to the scrap yard for reintegration with more modern machines.

Better for who?

Humans around them, of course. 
Title: Re: When I am an Old Woman
Post by: LMNO on March 06, 2012, 08:06:30 PM
Future AI will be self-replicating nanobot swarms.  They will have no need for you, save the carbon contained in your flesh.
Title: Re: When I am an Old Woman
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on March 06, 2012, 08:07:46 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 06, 2012, 08:06:30 PM
Future AI will be self-replicating nanobot swarms.  They will have no need for you, save the carbon contained in your flesh.
Well, yeah, that's why they'll be ignoring their ancestors.